If men came with instructions...........  

wetnwildaquarius 43F
574 posts
8/19/2005 3:01 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

If men came with instructions...........

Just think how much easier it would be if you men came wth instructions, warning labels, side effects along with the caution label. So if men did come with these labels I wonder what it would read............... I have my idea inside.


wetnwildaquarius 43F

8/19/2005 3:09 pm

THE FIRST INTSTRUCTION WOULD READ: FUCK FREQUENTLY! LOL THE NEXT WOULD READ: DON'T FORGET TO GIVE HEAD AND FEED HIM!


ByteChaser2 52M

8/19/2005 3:58 pm

Oh gawd... Ok

Feed three times daily. Some fashion of charred meat with a convenient vegitable or tuber.

Water using extreme judgement. Excessive alcohol may produce undesireable effects.

Must have male companionship at least weekly. Product will wilt without Sunday NFL and other like males.

Talk to your fern! Just not during the ball game or when viewing that Girls Gone Wild Video he keeps in the sock drawer.

Exercise is vital to the health of your pet. Ensure you use a leash and remember to pick up his poop!

Sex is vital. Oral, vaginal, anal, manual manipulation... Whatever works best.

That's what my tag says


wetnwildaquarius 43F

8/19/2005 4:09 pm

THEN IT WOULD READ WARNING: ENJOYS SCRATCHING HIS NUTTS AND SHIFTING HIS DICK.

THEN THE CARE INSTRUCTIONS WOULD ALSO SAY: MUST CLEAN AFTER HIM. IS NOT ABLE TO PICK UP HIS DIRTY UNDER WEAR. LOL


SetonRoilsJokes 48
59 posts
8/19/2005 10:26 pm

IF I CAME WITH INSTRUCTIONS FOR A WOMAN TO READ,IT WOULD BE-

1. FEED HIM PUSSY DAILY OR AS MUCH AS YOU CAN INA DAY-CUNNILINGUS
2. BE ROMANTIC WITH HIM- HE WILL RESPOND BACK WITH ROMANTIC ACTIONS
3. BE SUPPORTIVE AND MAINTAIN SOME SORT OF UNDERSTANDING.
4.ALWAYS USE HONESTY TOWARDS HIM-NO MATTER WHAT!
5. CARESS HIM AND HOLD HIM EACH DAY.
6. AND MAKE SURE THAT HE TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY EACH DAY AND NIGHT.


letsgoforit964 52M
34 posts
8/20/2005 2:41 am

There would be two signs on a man's headboard: 1st "Hard Hat Area" and 2nd a warning "do not go first because there is no second" lol.


wetnwildaquarius 43F

8/20/2005 1:46 pm

Wow you guys are so silly! I don't think I could have come up with such ideas as those.


luciouslady49 62F
184 posts
8/22/2005 3:52 pm

His label would read: Feed and water daily...Must have pussy as often as he wants and a good blow is needed daily to survive..Please keep my hands busy feeling ass and boobs..If instructions are followed he will walk around with a smile on his face daily....


wetnwildaquarius 43F

8/22/2005 6:50 pm

I know that's right luciouslady49. If it were all so simple. Divorce would be at a record low and marriages would increase significantly.


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