Top Ten TURN OFFS ( Or don't do these if u wanna get laid)  

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5/15/2006 2:16 pm

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Top Ten TURN OFFS ( Or don't do these if u wanna get laid)


Top Ten TURN OFFS (Or don't do these if u wanna get laid)

1 - Don't call our boobs tities -- I don't know any girl who likes that. (Girls lemme know if I'm wrong) It's like us saying "hhhmmm how hard is your peepee?"


2 - Don't put your close up dick pictures as your picture #1. We like them but it is quite startling when you're expecting a face and then this thing pops up. You gotta ease us in, first you, then your hairy chest, then you naked, before your dick pictures! Geez! It's like asking for oral instead of trying for a first kiss.


3 - Pleeeaaase don't ask - "Is it big enough?" HHMMMM I can see it now -- right in the middle of whatever you're doing "Is it big enough? Is it? Is it? Huh? Is it?"

4 - Don't EVER EVER EVER make that joke "Me soo ho-nee" AAARRRGGGGHH -- Here's a call to all women out there -- if anyone ever makes that joke give him a hard kick in the nuts.

Girls I'm running out if ideas here -- feel free to jump in with your posts.



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