The female of the species is more deadlier than the male?  

wert59 50M
1938 posts
7/29/2005 2:40 am

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The female of the species is more deadlier than the male?

Its true,females are the planets deadliest animals and can make your life a joy or absolutly intolerable,take last night for instance, i was at work(im a chef,a very good one) the hotel was full with customers and im doing my meet and greet thing, every ones happy and the wine was flowing, table 12 was occupied with a lone female of about 35/40, she was attractive a little larger than the average female but very pleaseing on the eye, when i approached her she smiled and asked me to reccomend a wine to go with her meal wich was braised pigeon breasts on calcannon with dijon sauce, the house is very good i said, or a chateuneuf da pape would go well, the latter was ordered, 20 mins later im called back to her, are you sure this wine compliments my meal? a problem madame?, well yes i think so she said,you have charged me 35 pounds for this bottle of wine and i dont think its worth that amount,(what the fuck is she on)tactics ,im trying to explain why i chose the wine when she pushes her room key into my hand, i give it back realising her game, get me to her room and the wines free,ive seen this before,i make excuses and leave for the sanctury of my kitchen, what she doesnt know is my boss is a great freind of mine,i make him a lot of money,another 20 or so minutes pass, my boss is in the kitchen, sven mate, whats the story with table 12? i explain, and then he replies, so you didnt call her fat and order her an expensive wine? im thinking bitch,nope not me i reply, no drama he says and leaves the kitchen, at 11.30 ish , i walk out the back only to see the boss and miss x disappearing into his night lodge,so i bet that today i will find that room 9s bill for last night 135 pounds will be unpaid,deadly,she wanted to blag it and she did, might get the sack today, the bitch,

planonplayin 42M

7/29/2005 7:12 am

boy ya got that right!!!!!

redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
7/29/2005 7:21 am

Not more deadly, more devious! Good chefs are in demand and you will do well elsewhere. Why the boss should mind, since he gained is hard to fathom.

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