Yes m'lady  

warmandsexy52 64M
7186 posts
10/8/2005 7:09 am

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Yes m'lady

This is an old joke which appeared in warm's little brain on the way to the bank this morning, but after all this time it still brought a smile to his face, and seemed like a joke with possibilities. Imagined accents have to be very upper crust Brit for M'lady, and a working class cockney accent for James. Setting: a country house somewhere in the heart of England.

M'lady (huskily posh): James, take off my boots.

James (obedient and subservient): Yes, m'lady

M'lady: James, take off my jacket.

James: Yes, m'lady.

M'lady: Now take off my blouse.

James: Yes, m'lady.

M'lady: And my skirt.

James: Yes, m'lady.

M'lady: Now James, take off my stockings, and make sure you do slowly and carefully.

James: Yes, m'lady.

M'lady: My bra, please James.

James: Yes, m'lady.

M'lady (heaving a deep sigh): And now, James, will you remove my knickers.

James: Yes, m'lady.

M'lady: Now, never, Never, NEVER go round the manor wearing my clothes again!!!

Now there are certain questions that I have about the joke.

1. What is M'lady wearing?
2. How did James come by M'lady's clothes?
3. What is the relationship between M'lady and James?
4. What does M'lady do next?

No prizes, but the satisfaction you'll be raising a smile or two.

Suggestion: ?* perhaps???

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/12/2005 12:44 pm

Thanks for smiles & giggles, Angel. But I do need advice - what should M'lady do? warm xx

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
10/11/2005 3:37 pm

Too funny! Great post Warm, it made me smile and giggle a bit.


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