Windswept Willies and Well Blown Boobies  

warmandsexy52 64M
7186 posts
5/2/2006 12:42 pm

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Windswept Willies and Well Blown Boobies

Sorry folks, but I’m going to have a rant………..

I’ve been reading in the news about how some airline executives are seriously thinking about having standing room only on short haul flights. There will be a backboard with a little ledge to perch your bottom on and as little as they can possibly manage between rows.

That way they can meet the increasing demand for cheap flights by the riff-raff who can’t afford the super luxurious conditions advertised to the wealthy few. In other words you and me.

They’re taking the piss aren’t they?

“Hey you! You want cheap flying? Well you’ve got it. Serve you right for being skint, you tight-fisted git!”

I mean you wouldn’t treat animals like that, would you?

So here we go ‒ flying from London Gatwick to Moo-nich, Baa-celona or Goat-enborg. Bring your own fodder bag. If you can squeeze it in.

Oh and as for baggage ‒ you can forget that. Wear as many layers as you’ll need and can squeeze in. You’ll be strapped in, so if you faint in the heat just hang in there baby! Oh and if you’ve got those lusty springtime ideas and ambitions for the mile high club, forget it, this human battery farm in the sky won’t have any space for anything more than a tightly squeezed grope ‒ and a clumsy one at that.

So warm got thinking and it came to mind that perhaps the airline could save even more money by not landing and taking off at all and just parachuting the hapless travellers over their destination, and the weight of the parachute and harness could be offset against clothing…..

Hence the pic and the title, “Windswept Willies and Well Blown Boobies.”

Rant over now …. warm feels better for it!

saddletrampsk 54F

5/3/2006 2:01 pm

I guess ya gotta have options..

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 4:12 pm:
How about you and me setting up a new air transport company ..... Kickass Airways ..... ...... warm xx

ArtisticTwist75 41F
2505 posts
5/3/2006 12:30 pm

Breath deep warm...


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 2:54 pm:
Sighing deeply ...... .... warm xx

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/3/2006 2:34 am

brings new meaning into te words passengers disembark,imagine air rage passengers just kick em out

I'm a

i'm here to stay

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 2:51 pm:
And you could tell who'd got air rage because they'd be stamping their feet in a hissy fit! .... ..... warm xx

moonfire2u 69F
2602 posts
5/2/2006 5:29 pm

Sometimes you just have to let it out....

kind thoughts,

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 1:49 pm:
Moonfire sweetie, you are so right ..... .... warm xx

HBowt2 58F

5/2/2006 4:40 pm

you could give us all lessons....

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 1:47 pm:
Standing in flight, parachuting or groping in tight spaces? .... .... warm xx

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
5/2/2006 1:39 pm

Whew! ... feeling better now dear?


warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 1:44 pm:
Yes dearest angel, although I'd still benefit from a reassuring hug! .... ..... warm xx

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
5/2/2006 12:55 pm

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

warmandsexy52 replies on 5/6/2006 1:42 pm:
That's what they said when the Wright brothers took their biplane out at Kittyhawk.

And they weren't standing!

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