Welcome to Collegium Pervertium - Enter and Be Amazed!  

warmandsexy52 64M
7186 posts
6/19/2006 4:59 pm

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Welcome to Collegium Pervertium - Enter and Be Amazed!

I have entered discussions with the Chancellor of London University with respect to setting up The Collegium Pervertium, the world’s first College of Perversion and I'm delighted to say things are looking really positive.

There will be three faculties:

Pervology ‒ the scientific study of perversion. This is very practical and hands-on. Practitioners must wear a white laboratory coat and only a white laboratory coat. Doctors of Pervology may also wear a stethoscope. Experiments don’t necessarily have to have any basis in pervological theory, but if not have to be supported by a fiendishly clever excuse.

Perverted Studies ‒ the social science of perversion. This involves a lot of fieldwork. Practitioners must wear any coat they like but only the coat. Boots may be worn but must be of an appropriate material such as patent leather, PVC or latex and be knee length or higher. Doctors of Perverted Studies may use "Doctor on Call" notices on the front dashboard and piss off the traffic wardens, ‘cos they can’t give you a ticket. As with all other branches of the social sciences you can make up the theory as you go along.

Pervaceous Arts ‒ the creative aspects of perversion. You can do whatever you want, so long as you break new ground in your field and all concerned are over the age of 18 and say, “Mmmmmmm! Yes please!”. Practitioners can wear whatever they like (including nothing at all), so long as it reflects the range and kinkiness of studies. Doctors of The Pervaceous Arts may use the phrase, “You can trust me, I’m a doctor!” Within The Pervaceous Arts theory is a load of bollocks …….. or titties ….. or peepees ……. or pussies ……… or whatever you think you can get away with!

Lecherships are now available.

Interested?

All you need to do is state your preferred faculty and what your specialist area is in order to apply.

I’m sure you’re very well qualified, aren’t you?



BaronessK 52F

6/27/2006 3:47 am

I volunteer my time, energy, effort, and considerable knowledge of 'eclectic extras'...but plead that I be allowed to be on brit's...staff...in whatever way he needs me to be! I would also like to remind him of his current duties as the Blogland Pimp My Friend Patron Sinner/Saint as well as his neglect to date in selecting a Patron Saint of Blowjobs...for which I will gladly give...proof of my fitness for said...position{s}. I assume I will be in Perverted Studies and Pervaceous Arts...as I have no need to carry a stethoscope {having my own 'way' of figuring out whether a patient is 'fine and randy'...uhmmmm, dandy?!


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/27/2006 11:37 am:
Welcome to the Collegium Pervertium dear Baroness, and welcome to my blog. It is totally clear from expatbrit's ambitious programme of utterly perverted studies that eager and enthusiastic support will be an absolute necessity and I am more than delighted to find a research associate of such easy virtue at his diposal.

I look forward to seeing some very interesting results.

warm xx

expatbrit49 62M

6/26/2006 1:26 pm

well thanks you the invitation and also the glowing recommendation from the little Pervy Papy..

After considerable thought I have come to the conclusion the my experience would be well suited for the faculty of Perverted Studies

My area of research would be directed towards pussy insertion, studying the benefits of Carrots, Cucumbers, bottles and other household products, with prehaps a minor in anal sex.

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/26/2006 10:56 pm:
Huge scope here Professor Expat and so pleased you've taken the post. Every day people use supermarkets without realising the perv-potential of what's on the shelves. What a service to humanity! Obviously you will need a number of eager assistants ....... should be no problem ......

Prof Warm

Tall_n_Stunning 46M
228 posts
6/23/2006 5:58 pm

Do i get me PhD / Masters /Degree ..... funded ?

hahahahaha
ha


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/26/2006 1:25 pm:
There's been so much EU funding into Ireland that I'm sure a few extra euros here and there won't make much difference.

However in order to do that you have to make a submission.....

I know a very nice lady with long black boots and high heels ..... not much else though! .......

warm

runzwithknives 59F

6/22/2006 7:09 pm

I guess I've been drafted Ok, but only if I get work closely with the Prof and her assistant


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/26/2006 1:18 pm:
Runz sweetie, looks like a great team you're in. Looking forward to some outrageous outcomes.

warm xx

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

6/21/2006 10:20 pm

Hello my perverted friend! Long time, no see. I'm weasling my way back into blogland. Yours was a pleasant stop.

I'd like to apply for an internship in the Pervaceous Arts department. I'd like to be under(neath) Dr. Pervert slippyjo sj365, while we study the perverted bisexual mind patterns of subject Rosa runzwithknives. Where do I interview?


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/26/2006 1:17 pm:
BF, I am totally impressed by the way you have pulled a whole research team together! Welcome aboard ... all of you.

warm xx

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
6/21/2006 3:17 pm

Warm~
I have pondered over my application and am at a loss for which studies I am best suited for.

Pervology: I do need some heavy education in this area, as my intellect seems to fall under seduction and persuasion rather than perversion.

Perverted Studies: I think here, I have many things that I could study and the outfit would be a real charmer. Long black Latex Trench coat and matching thigh high boots... I mean imagine the traffic signals that would be diturbed by my presence in such an outfit!

Pervaceous Arts: How many naked singing do we really have in the world. I mean honestly... this could be big for me! My voice, an audience and no clothes! The mind boggles ...

So really sir ... I am stuck with which one I should focus on. I have considered chasing after all three as several of my peer seem to want to do with such gusto, but I am afraid that something would be missed. I would not give each area the true attention that it deserves if I tried to spread myself so thinly.

I am appealing to you for a higher decision. Please advise me which courses are best suited toward my naughty talents. I have listed them below in short detail, a full resume is available if needed.
*Singing sensation
*Erotic writer
*Strip tease experience
*Master of lap dance
*Shameless flirt

Thank you for your time and consideration,
{=}
SDA

~Angel


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/26/2006 1:04 pm:
Dearest Angel, your creativity and ability to be brilliant in both the written and performance arenas have left me with no doubt but to offer you the Chair as Professor Emerita in the Pervaceous Arts. I cannot imagine the Collegium Pervertium without your presence.

May you continue to inspire!

warm xx

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
6/21/2006 6:02 am

make sure expatbrit49 it hired for teaching,biggest perv i know


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/26/2006 12:55 pm:
expatbrit49's reputation for perv is legendary and I can only thank you for your timely reminder to invite him to this establishment for the establishment of higher pervertedness.

Now as for yourself, we haven't a department for religious perversions. You are just the person to get us all into bad habits .......

warm xx

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/20/2006 12:52 pm

I love a full plate and crave knowledge...I pick all three and teach ME {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/25/2006 5:30 pm:
Oh MO - A plate piled high and a voracious appetite for all things perv.

Mmmmmmmmm! This college needs YOU! C'mon down! {=}

warm xx

smoothnjuicy4u 50F

6/20/2006 8:39 am

Hum lets see, pervaceous arts, the use of objects for pleasure..


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/25/2006 3:50 pm:
Mmmmmmmmm! Smooth sweetie .... definitely experiential learning!

warm xx

TabithaElectra79 37F

6/20/2006 5:45 am

I think I'm under qualified....

Being so innocent and sweet and all!

Don't you ?


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/25/2006 1:27 pm:
Darling Tabs. As always so modest and sweet ..... and truly as innocent as I am.

There is a whole new area of research that I would like you to take charge of - Perveliciousness.

I think you'll find you have a natural talent in this area.

warm xx

Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
6/20/2006 3:14 am

oohh...Interesting...I want to be in all three ....call it an accelerated programme

Sula xxx

come visit my blog


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/25/2006 12:02 pm:
Sula sweetie, certainly, so long as you have the stamina for such a demanding programme.

I'm sure you're looking forward to taking the stamina test ..... as much as I am ........

warm xx

HBowt2 58F

6/20/2006 2:28 am

now warm...you know me......so you decide....where do you think i would fit best...(i can almost hear the answer to that one)


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/25/2006 11:01 am:
Oh I would love to see you taking a lead in applied linguistics and oral communication. Start with this prof first ......

warm xx

goodatpoetry2 66M
12369 posts
6/19/2006 11:09 pm

I'm developing a specialty. Before the other doctors can look at you, I have to check to make SURE you're living, and not dead.
What I do is, I place my "special" thermometer in your mouth. THEN, i just wait a couple minutes. IF my thermometer goes off, YOU'RE ALIVE, and can continue on for more treatments.
I think this service is VERY important and NEEDED BADLY!
[by me]


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/20/2006 7:46 pm:
Utterly and wickedly perverted my friend. I am particularly impressed by the low ethical standards of your proposed work. Just the sort of lecherer we need on the team. Welcome aboard!

warm

sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
6/19/2006 8:42 pm

Sign me up for an "exchange student" program...I'll take whatever course they want me too...outercourse, intercourse, makes no difference to me....lol

xoxo
sweetSinn


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


warmandsexy52 replies on 6/19/2006 11:13 pm:
Tell me what you'd be exchanging and you're as good as with us....

warm xx

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