So That's Why We Say "Woo Hoo!"  

warmandsexy52 64M
7186 posts
3/19/2006 9:55 am

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So That's Why We Say "Woo Hoo!"

Empress Wu Hu of the T'ang Dynasty passed a law concerning oral sex. She believed that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. As a result she demanded that all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.

As a result of which "Woo Hoo!" became an expression of great delight.**

Except in China where it still means "I really enjoy licking your clit, even though you're a high class babe and I'm just this no good bum from the wrong side of town."**

Don't get overexcited in Beijing! That's my advice! Particularly in female company.

Which brings to mind some questions.....

Question One

How did Wu Hu react? Did she make polite little sighs and moans? Or did she just sit there regally and think of China?

Question Two

How big was the audience? I mean was it the whole court watching while you pleasured Her Majesty? A select group? A private audience? Just think of the pressure of just getting it right for the empress.

Question Three

Was there a protocol? In England there's a protocol when you meet royalty. There must have been in China too. Was it just a polite kiss on the lips .... and no tongue! Or was there room for a little ad-libbing .... or ad-lipping, I should say.

Question Four

Was this where the term "Queening" comes from?

Question Five

If you were allowed freedom of expression, how would you pleasure Her Majesty? With sycophancy? Very politely? Or would you take her mind off China completely?

And how?


** Not entirely true ...... in fact a total lie to get a cheap smile .... sorry if you believed me! lol



BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

3/27/2006 3:39 pm

Got me too! Hillarious, thanks mate. And, of course, WOOHOO!

BF


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
3/25/2006 5:38 am

    Quoting __Huntress__:
    In my next life I'm coming back as Empress Wu Hu ... even if it was just a figment of your imagination ... if I'm an Empress, I can make it so !

    {=}
Huntress, dear heart, the etymology of "Woo Hoo!" had just a touch of creativity on my part ...

... but Wu Hu really lived. She was born Wu Zetian in 625 AD in Wenshui, into the aristocratic family of Shanxi, prominent at the outset of the T'ang Dynasty. She entered Emperor Taizong's harem around 638 AD and was one of the nine concubines of the fifth rank. The emperor gave her the name "Mei" meaning "charming, beautiful" and inside China she is known as Wu Meiniang, meaning "Miss Wu Mei".

In 649 Emperor Taizong died and his son Gaizong came to power. In 651 Wu perusaded Gaizong to promote her to empress in place of his own wife, who Wu subsequently had murdered, which is pretty shocking but seems to be fairly commonplace in ancient chinese power politics.

In 660 AD Emperor Gaizong suffered a stroke and became little more than a figurehead. Wu became the effective leader of China for the next 45 years. She particularly promoted Buddhism and feminism.

What I know you will simply love is that Wu Hu referred to cunnilingus as licking of the lotus stamen.

Such a poetic description.


__Huntress__ 55M/57F

3/24/2006 3:03 am

In my next life I'm coming back as Empress Wu Hu ... even if it was just a figment of your imagination ... if I'm an Empress, I can make it so !

{=}


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/22/2006 11:12 am

Great post!! LOL


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/22/2006 4:05 pm:
Thanks aascrompn, but how did you get so near the front of the queue?

HBowt2 58F

3/21/2006 11:27 pm

Quenn of AdultFriendFinder for a day.....now there's a thought....WOO HOO!!!!!....


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/22/2006 4:03 pm:
Mmmmmmmmm! Seeking an audience with Queen HB of the T'ongue Dynasty! Your loyal servant, Your Majesty!

TabithaElectra79 37F

3/20/2006 3:11 am

LMAO!

I cannot concentrate on those questions right now as that post was toooo funny!

Can you hand deliver them to me please?

The password for the doorman is "Woo Hoo" !


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/20/2006 5:10 pm:
On my way over .......

Unfortunately Tabs I don't have a paper copy.....

So it will have to be an oral delivery.

saddletrampsk 54F

3/19/2006 9:22 pm

woohoo..
great post you had me fooled..


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/19/2006 11:26 pm:
Mmmmmmm! saddle sweetie! I knew there was something about this post you'd like!

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

3/19/2006 8:56 pm

Disregarding the postscript Wish I was Wu Hu!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/19/2006 11:24 pm:
Thanks for dropping by MF. She lived a long life and passed laws giving women full equality to men. And then there were the fringe benefits.... could do worse .....

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
3/19/2006 10:22 am

Postscript: Wu Hu was a ruthless, powerful and manipulative former concubine who held virtually singular control over China from AD 665 to 705. My guess is upset the lady and your head was not going to last long on your shoulders.

Any of you guys still interested in coming to Her Majesty's Garden Party?


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