Obituary - Tosh: 1999-2006  

warmandsexy52 64M
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3/22/2006 11:29 pm

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Obituary - Tosh: 1999-2006

My dear Toshiba VCR who died suddenly late last night.

Choked to death on an episode of "Shameless".

Death by misadventure - the material was simply too rich and the dramatic and comedic quality too intense for 1999 technology to handle, although I cannot help but blame myself.

"Tosh", as my beloved VCR came to be known to friends, will be buried at sea (well the Thames actually, but it is tidal) at 1 p.m. GMT tomorrow, Friday 24th March, on the Woolwich Ferry.

Tosh..
You'll be reborn
And playing more
Than mainly porn


Farewell my dear friend. Late nights won't be quite the same without you.

Please feel free to leave your condolences.....

At a moment like this I need the comfort of friends.

Thank you.



mm0206 68F
7767 posts
3/23/2006 5:41 pm

it's all Trav's fault

[post 280578}

hugs...m.


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/26/2006 1:34 am:
Now I'm triple tagged MM. Looks as though I'd better spread the word.

sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
3/23/2006 1:37 pm

I am sure many fond memories were had with dear Tosh...cherish them forever and never forget all the pleasure she brought "forth"...


R.I.P.
Here Lies Tosh...
Soon to be Floating in Slush
Because She is Gone, Her Memory Lives On
But Oh How She Made You Blush!





Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/26/2006 1:32 am:
Oh sweetSinn, I have lovingly scribed your poem onto parchment, and sellotaped it to Tosh's inert frame. Where Tosh goes, so will your words. I'm so moved. Thank you.

saddletrampsk 54F

3/23/2006 11:44 am

Too much porn?


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/26/2006 1:23 am:
Possibly.

TabithaElectra79 37F

3/23/2006 9:41 am

LMAO at nipafluff!

Oooops, sorry Warm, how inconsiderate of me...

*clears throat*

Ahem...

Tosh will surely be missed, my thoughts are with you at this most difficult of times...


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/26/2006 1:21 am:
Condolences graciously accepted. As for that moment of naughtiness - I will see you about that later, young lady!

HBowt2 58F

3/23/2006 6:59 am

* TAGGED *

Check my post 'TAGGED' to see where you go from here...


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/26/2006 1:03 am:
Thank you HB for taking my mind off my recent tragedy. Much appreciated. {=}

HBowt2 58F

3/23/2006 12:18 am

Hate when you lose a pet....sorry VCR....get a DVD recorder.....enjoy the funeral.....lmao.....(sorry I forgot it was supposed to be condolences)....
HUGS AND KISSES.....HB2 xxx


warmandsexy52 replies on 3/26/2006 12:51 am:
I understand and forgive the momentary outburst of laughter, HB. Tragedy brings about such things. And yes, Tosh's will leaves me all those VHS tapes, which I'll sell on e-bay and buy a DVD recorder. It's so good for friends to give such practical advice when I'm so emotionally numbed by grief. Thank you sweetie.

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