If You Are Falling Behind With Your Blogging You Must Read This  

warmandsexy52 64M
7186 posts
12/28/2005 9:27 pm

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If You Are Falling Behind With Your Blogging You Must Read This

Can’t keep up with all your blogging?

Finding it difficult to keep up appearances on everyone else’s blog?

Is blogging simply making too many inroads into all those other parts of your life?

Are you finding that preparing that legal brief, annual financial audit, post-disaster engineering report or best-selling novel simply get in the way of appearing daily in the Actively Watched section?

If your answer to any of these is “Yes” then what you need is


BLOG GOBLIN

Yes, Blog Goblin will keep your blog active and lively, while at the same time commenting on everyone else’s. Features are

A world wide web scanner that will search for jokes and sexy stories on distant websites, borrow them and make them yours.

Internal translator for most modern languages (I bet you were unaware that some of the funniest jokes on the web are in Moldovian).

Creative comment generator for other people’s posts. Picks the best of other people’s comments then uses them elsewhere.

Poem randomiser. Intelligently reshuffles the most read of others’ poetry, so it looks enticingly familiar yet totally original.

Appropriateness filter ‒ so you don’t accidentally put LMAO when someone is writing about a personal crisis or family tragedy.

Wannabe Seen comment poster. Makes sure you’re always seen on the most read posts. That’s your road to blog-stardom!

Insta-Flirt. Blog Goblin has already got a library of 10,000 responses guaranteed to get a response from a saucy giggle to full-flowing juices.

No longer do you need to take days off work, put your family to one side, type for days at end just to keep up. Blog Goblin is there for YOU.

Satisfied customers say


“How can I begin to thank Blog Goblin? I’m permanently at the top of the most read blogs”

“I can spend more time developing my masturbation technique, thanks to Blog Goblin.”

“My e-mail inbox is overflowing, despite being 85, impotent and incontinent!”

“Mmmmmmmmmm! The whole world wants to play with my naughty bits!”

“I never knew blogging could be so easy and so much fun!”

“Thank you Blog Goblin. You’ve changed my life.”


And all for only $39.95!!!


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/2/2006 1:30 am

I'll send you one free. Let's use your visa card to party, sweetie.


saddletrampsk 54F

1/1/2006 2:12 pm

Can I email you my visa number? This is one hot item..


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/31/2005 11:03 am

you just know I'd have to give you a BG as a gift, sweetie - I would not be happy doing anything less!

Have a wonderful New Year, dear foxy.


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/31/2005 8:06 am

I'm really pleased it made you laugh, Tabs. A special Happy New Year to you - I know it will be! May 2006 shine for you, sweetie.{=}


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/31/2005 3:11 am

Ooops, have I underpriced, tiller sweetie? I never was much good at business plans!


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/31/2005 3:08 am

ah sweet caress - so much to write, so many blogs, so little time ....... sigh!


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/31/2005 2:59 am

BF - glad to bring a smile to a friend.


TabithaElectra79 38F

12/31/2005 1:10 am

LOL toooo funny! Excellent idea though! Happy New Year, hope it is all you want it to be


tillerbabe 56F

12/30/2005 9:44 pm

only 1 payment?!?!? What a bargain!!!! LMAO! great post!


caressmewell 53F

12/30/2005 6:08 pm

I love it! To bad it's not a real service..I need help


BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

12/30/2005 5:28 pm

Heh heh. Brilliant, thanks.


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/30/2005 4:30 pm

Bambi, where would I be without such brilliant entrepreneurial advice?
Obviously another gratis copy of BG will be sent to you by return of post! Many thanks and a Happy New Year!


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/30/2005 4:26 pm

Your words, as always, are much appreciated - I am amazed that I get anything else done, rocky! Now with Blog Goblin at my fingertips ....... you're signed up, my friend!

Happy New Year!


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/30/2005 4:20 pm

Kind words, Red. My thanks. For some strange reason I've noticed that all software seems to cost $39.95 these days! Hmmmm! Have I underpriced?


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/30/2005 4:01 pm

Thanks sexy, and many thanks too for the link. Not only a free Blog Goblin but some complimentary shares in the company too!


imBambi 58M/50F

12/30/2005 3:51 pm

Funny, creative, and very witty. We loved it! One comment - no two... You forgot to say "Operators are standing by" and "You will also receive a pair of ginsu knives if you order now"!

Bambi


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
12/30/2005 9:53 am

Please sign me up too. Fantastic satire. I truly wish I had this service the past few months though. Sometimes you just can't juggle it all.

♬ Happy New Year! ♬

♪rockwriter58♪


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
12/30/2005 9:05 am

Mmmmmm....at this price who could say no. Love your creativity.


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/30/2005 5:08 am

redlips sweetie - and it grieves me to say this - not even Blog Goblin can compete with the additional benefits boy toy can offer! I see he will be doing more than meeting more than the carnal minimum and suggest you establish a sound mistress-slave relationship with performance-related treats, as commented in your post [post 185756], so he manages your blogging in the most effective way.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

12/29/2005 9:58 pm

how about just a boy toy to do it for me? lol

TTFN


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/29/2005 4:11 pm

SDA~

Shucks - exposed at last! I'll throw in a third if you keep it a secret!

*winks at you*

warm xx


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/29/2005 4:02 pm

Oh in dollars, dear Wicked. And you get airmiles!

Happy New Year! May naughtiness and such abound!


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
12/29/2005 12:05 pm

Warm!
You naughty naughty man ...

sign me up for two, I think I might start a new identity if I had a Blog Goblin! I knew you had to have a trick up your sleeve somewhere.

kisses
~SDA

~Angel


rm_WickedFemale 62F
401 posts
12/29/2005 11:08 am

hmmm....now is that in dollars or pounds?
Hugs to you dear Warm and a very Happy New Year to you across the pond!


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