Barbie Confession Time  

warmandsexy52 64M
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1/4/2006 12:49 pm

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Barbie Confession Time

Recent research at Bath University into how girls treated Barbie dolls has shown that they fall into two categories:

Barbie Benefactors

Oh to be a Barbie doll owned by a Barbie benefactor! Lovingly dressed and cared for. Taken on every family holiday. Cherished. Kept immaculately clean. Even the average Catholic could learn a thing or two about how to care for an effigy of the Holy Madonna from these angelic girls. One poor irish girl, unable to afford cloth for clothes, dressed her barbie in the best tissue paper she could find.

Barbie Bitches

If Barbie Bitch mistress is at the mild end of the spectrum Barbie will have hair looking like she's had tincture of mercury treatment for syphilis. Worse than that, poor Barbie may well have been mutilated, had limbs or head removed (and a face drawn in biro on the ball joint at the top of the neck), been painted to look seriously nasty or simply been deformed by burning.

Researchers in the UK and USA totally disagree about why Barbies should be treated so.

Asking many women I found that it was true. Practically all had owned Barbie dolls and a number were true fiends from hell to the dollies in their care.

So what were you - Barbie Benefactor or Barbie Bitch?

Confess now, lighten the weight upon your Barbie-burdened soul and feel the joy of redemption descend upon you.

And oh, just for fun - why were you so nice or so nasty to your dear defenceless dolly?

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/8/2006 3:59 am

No foxy, just an early interest in surgery perhaps? ..... I hope

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/7/2006 11:40 pm

Oh to have been one of saddle's dollies!

saddletrampsk 54F

1/7/2006 6:55 pm

I loved my dollies.I would wash and comb their hair and always keep them dressed well..

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/7/2006 3:05 pm

Not a dolly man myself, sexy. Never had a G.I. Joe or an Action Man, I think because my dad, being a soldier, thought they were still dolls in men's clothing! This is a man who warned me about ministers of the church. "Never trust a man in frock," he would say.

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/7/2006 3:00 pm

Dear Huntress, the British research team came to the conclusion that Barbie-Bitchness was the result of creativity in juvenile girls. Your highly creative blog has left me with no surprises on this score.

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/7/2006 2:55 pm

And while you were out playing COMMANDO RANGERS MILITARY COMBAT ZONE in the mud with the boys all your Barbies were having secret all-girl parties, thanking you for the time you released to them, Angel darling.

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/7/2006 2:36 pm

Oh Miss Ann, how the not knowing must have tortured their little plastic souls.

Pale blue car spray makes Barbie one of the undead. You can shower all the love you want on her and she won't feel a thing. Her eyes will stare at open space ..... hang on all Barbies do that!!!!

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

1/6/2006 7:00 pm

Oh, definitely a Barbie Bitch ... and a Midge Bitch ... and a Francie Bitch ... and I used to use them all for target practice at GI Joe's house ...


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/6/2006 12:44 pm

I was shocked by foxy's confession, now you as well, Tabs.


Such home truths are more than I can bear!

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/6/2006 12:41 pm

Flinky, a new category. Abuse by neglect. Oh the shame of it! I shall have to contact the doll welfare people to seek out and remove all Barbies (they're very skilled at hearing the very quiet sighing of lost Barbies at the bottom of the cupboard).

G.I.Joe's tin opener is a polystyrene replica of a US Army issue MkIV can extraction tool, incapable of penetrating Barbie's polymer skin. Hah! His alibi falls apart! Get him arrested! Time might have passed. He might now be a typical married man with three kids, thinning hair and a mortgage, but such heinous crimes and the framing of action toys should NEVER be forgiven!

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
1/6/2006 9:42 am


Well to admit to this will be quite revealing I suppose but here goes ...

I had so many Barbies ... Princess Barbie, Malibu Barbie, All of them from the most elegant beautiful Barbie's in ball gowns and tiarras to the simplest Barbie's in a pink dress and high heels, i had the Barbie suit case, house, car, pool, travel case, and little wardrobe to keep all of her clothes in. I would open each Barbie up and all foher accessories would be neatly arranged and placed inside of my various boxes and cases. The latest Barbie would be posed on a shelf next to the others to await my return to play with her at my earliest convenience and I would store it all away with care.

Only, I would never return to play with them. The next time I would touch it is when anther Barbie would be added to the collection after a birthday or Christmas or some holiday that Barbie cam out with a special edition doll. I would store her amongst the rest of my animals and girly delights in my princess pink bedroom then traipse outside in my cute little dresses and barettes like the lovely angelic daughter I was ... to play COMMANDO RANGERS MILITARY COMBAT ZONE in the mud with my cousins. All boys. I was always a little different ...

So, I guess I was a psuedo Barbie Benefactor ... but only to those who never looked closely enough to see the thin layer of dust collected at those poor dolls tiptoed feet.



MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
1/5/2006 6:52 pm

Some of my Barbies ended up mutilated and others were fine. We did play Marie Antoinette with her as kids... That was fine with the Twist and Turn Barbie. Her head went back on just fine. However, when they came out with the jointed Barbies, well one beheading and that was it.

But you have a zombie Barbie? I want one!

TabithaElectra79 38F

1/5/2006 3:22 pm

LOL Foxtrotter, i was very similar !

Loved to dress her up and play with her, then went a bit off the rails and started chopping her hair off and drawing on her !

Theflinkychick 105F

1/5/2006 2:53 pm

I don't fall into either category. I liked mine, played with her briefly... most of the time I didn't even know where she was, but she wasn't mistreated. She was just boring so she was ignored.

One of the neighborhood boys stabbed my best friend's Barbie in the boob with a can opener... well, he still maintains that it was G.I. Joe who did it but I have my doubts.

Not all who wander are lost.

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/5/2006 12:09 pm

Oh foxy! Lulling poor Barbie into a false sense of security and then......

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
1/5/2006 12:08 am

Must have been a big bed, kat. And wow! The excitement you must have had dodging the hooves!

warmandsexy52 64M
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1/5/2006 12:05 am

Imagining what your collection must have looked like, mistress caress! The horror! The horror!

caressmewell 53F

1/4/2006 7:17 pm

Barbie Bitch! I just didn't like them and my parents kept buying them. Argh!

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