The White Race  

wannatryit440 57M
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6/3/2006 8:04 pm

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6/3/2006 8:05 pm

The White Race


I've joined the White Race. I didn't want to, but my daughter talked me into it. She's been in the race for six months. Still, I was reluctant. But if you don't get into it, you're way behind. Everyone seems to be joining the White race, it's even an addiction for some people.
The last time I went to the dentist, she told me that tobacco, coffee, tea, and red wine are the principal stainers of enamel. Well I don't smoke, but the other 3 are about the only things I drink except water. And Luksosowa.
Most of these appearance issues are girl problems.
You have to have the perfect skin, courtesy of a number of creams and lotions. You have to have Maybelline eyes, and Revlon hair, and for some reason - shoes that look like popsicle sticks.
And honey, when we're looking at you, we never get to the shoes.
So now girls think they have to have teeth that look like piano keys. Some are so bright, it spoils my enjoment of the nuances of the relationship of your eyeshadow to your chemise.
But even guys don't want to have brown teeth. Except maybe chewers and smokers, where it's a badge of honor. Plus, it matches the stains on their fingers.

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