So, why Wannatonguefuck?  

wannatonguefuck 55M
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3/5/2006 11:29 pm

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So, why Wannatonguefuck?

I have to admit I'm actually a pretty straight-laced guy, so every time I type "wanna...." I feel a little naughty. So, what's in a name? When I first joined AdultFriendFinder (under a previous name) I sort of panicked when it came to picking a handle. I wasn't prepared for it (I'd only intended to take a look-see), so I just threw something out there; it was vague and a little geographic and it said something about me, so I thought I was in good shape.

Big mistake.

I hadn't realized at the time that AdultFriendFinder was a lot like when I was in engineering school: the ratio's at least 10 guys for every woman, and about half the women weren't interested in the guys on the site anyway. Subtract the guys out that are just fucking idiots, and that improves the odds somewhat, but it's still a big challenge just to cut through the static. Post a picture, create a blog, post on other blogs, keep browsing, searching, winking. Not that I wasn't successful, but it seemed like entire weeks would go by with only a sprinkling of interest. Oh, and sending winks? Fuhgeddaboudit. At least if you're a guy.

So what's a guy to do? I don't send dick pics (which I've been told don't work anyway -- to my relief). My solution was to log back on with a more, ahem, aggressively sexual name -- this one, "wannatonguefuck." Profile views skyrocket, everything looks good. But my question is, does a woman looking at the profile of a guy named "wannatonguefuck" really "want to tongue-fuck?" Or is it just curiousity? That's been harder to figure out: so far, lots of smoke, only a little heat. And, a lot of the women checking my profile are as straight-laced as I am, which really throws me.

I know it taps something racy in me, and I think it does in the respondents, but "delivering on the goods" has been a little bit of a struggle. Who knows, maybe it's my followup messages that suck.

So, there are two sides to me -- the sweet guy open to lots of possibilities and the other guy that's pretty much looking to, well, tongue fuck. There, I said it. It's all me, of course, and I'm happy to share both sides. I even have a new "secret life" coach (you know who you are) that's set my bullshit meter on a really low setting -- because she's got no tolerance for that....

PurpleVenus1968 48F

4/12/2006 4:54 am

I have to be honest and say some names do put me off on AdultFriendFinder. I do like to tonguefuck , but I guess it's like selling anything really- reel em in andsee what happens. I get "PurpleVenus- wanna see my penis?" so I have a sense of what you mean

SirMounts 102M

5/14/2006 7:39 am

Welcome to blogging, wannatonguefuck. *smiling*

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