What does it take to cum on cam?  

waggypolly 72F
7449 posts
9/7/2005 6:09 am

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8/12/2006 7:46 pm

What does it take to cum on cam?

There are so many pitfalls to taking part in a successful camming session. It must be easier just to arrange to go out on a date and end up getting laid!

You both have to be online at the same time. You both have to be in the mood. You both have to have cams that are functioning. For every line of innuendo typed there must be three of organization. Read on:

Episode One
Him [offline]: Hi there! !BUZZ!

Episode Two one day later
Her [offline]: Hi, missed you. Want to meet up 7 days from when you left that message? I'll look for you then, anyway. You were hoping for a blow job - I remember, LOL.

Episode Three one day later
Him [offline]: I’d like to see you again too.

Episode Four six days later
Him: Well, just caught you, I was just planning to go to bed.
Her: I'll be looking for you later on then. Sleep well!
Him: No, it’s ok.
Her: Not for me, I've gotta go to work.
Him: Well pity, I was just planning to take my clothes off for the night.
Her: SOOOooooo sorry. Must dash. Byeeeee.

Episode Five three days later
Her: Hi how are u? R u busy?
Him:Busy for a moment; be back later for you.

Episode Six ten minutes later
Him: well, here I am. !BUZZ! Can you see my picture? I have my clothes on.
Her: Hi yes, but I’ve never seen u with clothes on before!
Him: Well, if you like I'll take them off. I’d like to see you too.
Her: You're smoking. ... Wanna see me? Do u c anything? ... I have “No Viewers”.
Him: Sometimes with coffee. No can't see you. Invite me again.
Her: 3 times now.
Him: It says your cam is not available; maybe turn your cam off and try again.
Her: Ok.
Him: and???
Him: No; still not working.
Her: I can't see what else to do. It's worked for us before.
Him: Well we try another time.
Her: I think so.

Episode Seven five minutes later
Him: Hi, I was thinking, maybe you have to restart your pc.
Her: Yes I did everything else. I'll try that.
Him: I’ll wait 5 min, after that I go shopping. ….. Ok, restart your pc.
Her: Restarting now.

Episode Eight two minutes later
Him: Yes, I can see you.
Her: In that case u advised me well.
Her: let me see you …..Oooooh what happened to the T shirt?
Him: You can see me now?
Her: Yup.
Him: I've taken my shirt off, for you! But you have clothes on …
Her: Stand up why not? I'll stand up.
Him: Take them off. Mmmmm! You strip for me?...... Nice show.
Her: Not standing on a stool - might fall off. … LOL … You liked it? It was fun.
Him: Well I think you want to let me see more.
Her: Do you just? …. Yes, lower your belt…… mmmmmMMMM ….. cmmm on …… aaah ah ah aHHH
Him: Now its your turn.
Her: You know how to get the best camera angle. You are making me wet.
Him: Good.
Her: Touch your dick.
Him: Go naked. ………Mmmmmm ….. I like to see all.
Her: Think maybe I’ll draw the curtains. ….. [pause]
Him: And more light. Mmmmmm …… nice body hot….. I’d like to fuck you, and cum inside you. Make yourself cum. Oh, baby I'm wet.
Her: So hot so horny. I want to lie down; I hope you can see.
Him: I'm very wet now.
Her: Can u see?
Him: Yes. … I want to come inside your pussy.
Her: Let me watch u first.
Him: Ok. Watch me cum…. ……. ……….. Oh ... oh baby, baby that was great.
Her: I wanted to put my lips around it. Watch me now?
Him: Ok ….. ………. …………..
Her: That was good.
Him: And did you cum?
Her: Oh golly gosh yes. Really strong feelings from pelvis to toes and up to my neck.
Him: Ok, I have to go shopping now. I'm a little bit late.
Her: Thanks for waiting for me. I'm ready for bed now.
Him: Bye.
Her Bye-bye, and have fun.
Him: thanks, bye. Cu.
Her: c u 2.

This is Polly, still Wagging
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papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/7/2005 6:30 am

nice one polly

I'm a

i'm here to stay

papsexy 50M

9/7/2005 6:47 am

Nice article, I'm a regular on the cam, and I think it's all in it's location. Althought sometimes it would be nice if somebody could type while I'm playing to the viewers. So far I've had great reviews and long may it continue.......happy camming babe x

AlbertPrince 57M

9/7/2005 6:59 am

Hmmm ...bloodninja thinks he is going to have to get a cam! (see Real Life Cyber Sex 3

Theflinkychick 105F

9/7/2005 7:09 am

I still think you are braver than me! I even freak out with voice chat. My mic got killed in my last move and I haven't bothered to replace it yet. Maybe you've inspired my flinky nerves, but I will have to think about it first.1

Not all who wander are lost.

LoveHandles686 68M

9/7/2005 8:09 am

Tell the truth now Polly, was that a transcript of one of your cam sessions? If so, when can we cam together.

Long distance web camming does present some challenges: let's see you must me 13 or 14 hours ahead of me, that would make it almost always tomorrow there while it's today here. What will I wear? I never know what I will wear tomorrow until I get up in the morning so how do I know what I'll be wearing while it's still today?. The simple solution is to just not wear anything. Maybe that answers the question "Why do you see so many naked men on thise web cams?" The second challenge is surely to be "what will we talk about?". I almost always talk about current events and what's current tomorrow is not even known today so how could be expected to be a good conversationalist. I know, we can talk about sex. Drat, that won't work either in my situation, for many years, it's been the same yesterday, today and tomorrow, no sex. There it is again, now we would have nothing to talk about.

How bout if I just send you a post card?

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/8/2005 7:00 am

Very interesting. I have never cammed and was wondering how it worked.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/9/2005 1:33 am

few can apparantly...

redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
9/9/2005 8:12 am

Polly, how topical you are. The other day I went to buy a microphone for my skype account and thought perhaps I should buy a cam at the same time. Well, I decided to take on one technology at a time....lol.

Your tale does an excellent job of describing the trials and tribulations of cyber sexual communications. Say that 10 times fast!

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