I Dipped into my Toy Box Today  

waggypolly 72F
7449 posts
8/26/2006 6:46 am

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I Dipped into my Toy Box Today

My faithful lover, Mr Blue is sick; his battery won’t recharge. So I have to dig into my toy box. This time it’s all up to Mr Tubby. Mr Tubby is so short that knows he can’t do a good job. So wait! He calls on his friends. He tells Mr Tickler to go round to the back door. He invites Messrs Rambutan to help him, ushering them in the main entrance. Then he follows them in, shoving them a bit to encourage them to explore around. After all, he’s getting excited.

Oh my word! They’re all doing a fantastic job. Messrs Rambutan feel really amazing, moving inside me as I move. Mr Tubby is egging them on, and Mr Tickler is doing a slow dance up the back stairs. Their batteries are getting hot. So am I.

Here they are in the picture, lined up and ready for action.

Messrs Rambutan won’t be invited to visit again. The steel balls inside their plastic covers felt amazing. Their packaging had certainly promised a lot:

Vibratone Soft Balls
• Double your sexual arousal
• Internal steel balls for non-stop movement
• Soft nubby duo balls for thrilling sensations

But the truth is their “nubbiness” consists of little plastic spikes and they scratched as I yanked them out. I’m left feeling very sore. I need to get some simple metal balls; they’re the best.

This is Polly, still Wagging
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angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
8/26/2006 8:06 am

Oh Polly! Between you and [blog flyaway1012] the battery industry is in good shape! lol This one was too cute.

waggypolly replies on 8/26/2006 5:33 pm:

You probably guessed that I was inspired to write this by Fly's recent post. But the story did really take place yesterday afternoon. Some of us are lucky to keep a human vibrator in our beds. [Jealous sigh!]

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
8/26/2006 11:03 am

Polly....suddenly I feel left out again....

Have a Great Weekend!


waggypolly replies on 8/26/2006 5:35 pm:

Come over and join the fun - anytime. But you have to buy your own air ticket.

rm_muffin162 56M
763 posts
8/26/2006 4:03 pm

Why do you give them names?

waggypolly replies on 8/26/2006 5:36 pm:

[blog flyaway1012] started that. Cute isn't it. I'll explain 'Rambutan' later.

waggypolly replies on 8/26/2006 5:38 pm:

[blog flyaway1012] started it! I think it's fun. I'll explain 'Rambutan' later.

elysianpleasure 47M

8/27/2006 6:27 am

LMAO... good to know you have friends to call on and work as a team when you are in trouble...

... men just don't have enough toys... guess that is why we are so dependent on you ladies

waggypolly replies on 8/27/2006 10:58 am:

Next time you're feeling dependent, just come over to my place . . . and we'll see what we can do for each other.

free2chose2 66F

8/27/2006 8:19 am

I only have two playmates-my dildo and vaginal clit stimulator but we make quite a 3some

Don't worry, be Happy

waggypolly replies on 8/27/2006 10:57 am:
I'm not certain == but I think that's what a Rabbit is all about. I hope to report back later. anyway, keep on giving yourself pleasure.

redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
8/27/2006 8:09 pm

The redswallow can only blush and imagine what the party was like.....

Great post.

waggypolly replies on 8/28/2006 1:18 am:

It was a private party.

kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
8/28/2006 2:02 am

Rambutans? Sounds like you had conkers in their spikey shells.
Some toys, like so many things, look a lot better on paper than in reality. Perhaps you could trim the spikes off?

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.

waggypolly replies on 8/28/2006 5:39 am:

Too late - they went out with the trash. I think you're right that Messrs Horse Chestnut might have been a better nickname. But when I named them I had such high hopes for them and I just looove rambutans.

economickrisis 55M

8/28/2006 2:23 am

Dammit woman ! You need a bloke

Or a new Whirlpool

waggypolly replies on 8/28/2006 5:39 am:

I got a new Whirlpool last month actually. As for the other, Are you offering?

betweenu77 52M
840 posts
8/28/2006 11:10 pm

Mr Ramyoucan signing up for duty Mame!

betweenu77 52M
840 posts
8/28/2006 11:12 pm

Anything else tickle your fancy?

waggypolly replies on 8/29/2006 5:28 am:

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