Smir-n-office!  

vrec_dawn 39M
854 posts
5/3/2006 4:16 pm

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5/4/2006 6:17 pm

Smir-n-office!

Hey, my neck is finally feeling better! Gee, that only took two days. Hopefully it'll still be better when I wake up tomorrow morning.

So to celebrate, I cracked open a Smirnoff Twisted. And low and behold, they're running some code-under-the-cap game. That's cool, I guess.

But what really cracked me up was the address ... smirnoffice. Now, logically, I know that's meant to be read smirnoffice. But when I first read it, it came out smirnoffice. Oooh.

Then I started imagining this office where every day everyone just got totally smeared (on Smirnoff ice I guess) and it was like that bad Christmass office party where you get drunk and do something you're ashamed of ... every day! Only, obviously if you're doing that every day, then you're not ashamed of it. You're enjoying it! How about that for a stress-free workplace? Where do I sign up?

Seriously, there's just something about a woman woman dressed up for the office. Especially when she has glasses on. And black stockings. Oh yeah. That intellectual look is so hot.

And while we're on the subject of office sex: Insert bad pun here.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
5/3/2006 8:44 pm

Yeah I'm with ya dude...I was thinking instead of the corporate campus with a fitness center, they should have an "Orgy Day" at least once a week...you know to help everyone bond as a team...LOL

lustytaurus


vrec_dawn replies on 5/4/2006 4:24 pm:
Totally! For once employees would actually be happy to go to 'teambuilding' meetings.

singleagain53578 46F

5/4/2006 5:01 pm

Ok so now that your neck is doing better, you can go to the M&G with me tomorrow night! Whatdoya say about that? Hmmm...????

~SINgle~


singleagain53578 46F

5/4/2006 5:02 pm

Hmmmm I work with Dr's.... theres a few that I would like to bend me over the copy machine and F*&(& the sh** out of me! LOL

~SINgle~


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
5/4/2006 5:17 pm

Vrec ...
Office sex? Now this is getting intresting. Hike my skirt up over my hips and feel that unzipped cock rubbing against on the morning break. I think that would wake me up far better than coffee.
~SDA

~Angel


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