Can't Sleep ... Clowns Will Eat Me  

vrec_dawn 39M
854 posts
2/27/2006 1:59 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Can't Sleep ... Clowns Will Eat Me

It's a conspiracy.

I know it is.

They're out to get me.

The electrician leaves. I have lunch. I settle down to nap.

More contractors!

This time with power saws and nail guns to do the doors and trim work instead of hammers and electric screwdrivers to take care of the outlet covers and smoke detectors.

Yipee!

So I read.

Again.

Not that I mind reading. I rather like it normally. But sometimes a little variety is nice. Yet daytime TV sucks, I don't feel good enough to go out, and I want to sleep.

Ugh.

So they head off just before 3. And I can barely even read at this point because my eyes just don't want to focus on the words. And I'm all warm and snuggled and tired. Finally, a nap.

Bzzzzzt! Wrong! Twenty minutes later a telemarketer calls to wake me up! And then I just can't fall back asleep.

I can't win.

And my throat still hurts. And now I'm getting a nasty headache.

Maybe I'll make a quick omlet or something and wash it down with 7up. And feed the fish. It's their dinner time.

But I'm afraid now that if I fall asleep too much later for a good nap, I'm not going to stay asleep tonight.

I think I'm losing my mind.

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!


singleagain53578 46F

2/27/2006 3:51 pm

Take a hot bath, gargle some salt water for the throat, (it really does help), get into some warm jammies, curl up with a book on the couch, and fall asleep.

~Nurse SINgle~

p.s. I will send you my bill in the mail.


vrec_dawn 39M

2/28/2006 11:03 am

    Quoting singleagain53578:
    Take a hot bath, gargle some salt water for the throat, (it really does help), get into some warm jammies, curl up with a book on the couch, and fall asleep.

    ~Nurse SINgle~

    p.s. I will send you my bill in the mail.
My bath tub is too small. I think even an anorexic would get claustraphobic in it.

And I'm getting tired of reading.

I did get some sleep though.

And I've tried the salt water gargle in the past and, well, let's say you can't breathe salt water. I'm bad at gargling. I have no skill. So I'll pass on that, thanks.

I'm sticking to chugging 7up and drinking green tea. That works well for me.

And I'd rather you send your BOB in the mail. I'm boooooored. He he he. (Just kidding. )


singleagain53578 46F

2/28/2006 3:21 pm

My Bob? Who or what is that? LOL


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