A Special Place In Hell - Tuna Must Go  

vrec_dawn 39M
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4/19/2006 4:54 pm

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A Special Place In Hell - Tuna Must Go

Yuck. If there's one thing that doesn't help my stomach feel any better, it's the smell of tuna helper, creeping through the house like a toxic cloud, engulfing all, cloying to everything with maleficence.


That's definately one thing that I won't miss about the ex, is her tuna-eating. And more to the point, her inability to comprehend the benefit of rinsing out such nasty dishes, or opening a door or window while cooking it. Yuck.

So I've decided, that if I were god, I'd have a special place in hell just for people who blithely assault other people's nostrils with such horrific smells without a care in the world. Those co-workers who microwave the nastiest smelling crap and make the workplace a sickening place to be? Special place in hell. Those people who punish their spouse / significant other / family with nasty smelling meals and no ventillation? A special place in hell. That's right.

And what is that special place? It's a place filled with all of the nastiest odors that they ever created. The difference? In this hell they can actually smell them and are sickened by them the same as everyone else.

Now, don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with cooking and eating such nasty concoctions, in the privacy of your own home, so long as you actually try to do something about that nauseating reek. (Or if you live alone.)

But when you share the air with other people, people who actually have a sense of smell, simple common courtesy is just common sense. Like that scene from Big Trouble, there's no law saying that I can't walk over and fart on your entree...

singleagain53578 46F

4/20/2006 8:06 pm

So what you are saying is, I should never invite you over for tuna casserole?


vrec_dawn replies on 4/21/2006 3:43 am:
Probably not...

Becca53913 57F
131 posts
4/21/2006 8:10 pm

vrec buy her albacore. It is a higher grade of the stuff devoid of most of the nasty smell. It is more like chicken ask Jessica. LOL It is a lot better really. Just hope she likes it.

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