Top 10 reasons not to date a guy  

virtualgirl81008 46F
228 posts
4/9/2006 12:14 pm

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Top 10 reasons not to date a guy

#10 - He is married, but says it’s okay because he is from Utah.
#9 - He looked better on-line.
#8 - He uses the term “Fudge!”
#7 - His brother is cute, but taken, so you settle for him.
#6 - He has a full body rash.
#5 - He asked your best friend out and when she didn’t put out he asked you out instead.
#4 - Has dirty fingernails or missing teeth.
#3 - He says “I really need to bust a nut in your ass.” (Yes, someone actually said this.)
#2 - Comes to the bar with a friend who wears an “I’m with stupid” t-shirt.
#1 - Tries to kiss you after a big beer belch.

Feel free to add to the list!!!!

loadeddice05 44M

4/9/2006 2:13 pm

I've done #3 and #1 on a date and was lucky enough to marry her?? Sometimes being your piggly, gross self makes you more sexy!! Like Fat Bastard???

Kristofer32 46M

4/10/2006 1:21 pm

I feel for you if you didn't exagerate at least a little. I am not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I think even I am above most of those comments. You were kidding, right? The settling for the brother thing, now that is hilarious. I knew a as any person I ever met...just no interpersonal skills. She actually tried that and then found out the brother was gay. Now that was an awkward situation when it all came out!

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
4/10/2006 11:37 pm

#5 - been there ... (he didn't get any from me either)

eroticcartoonist 37M
50 posts
4/14/2006 9:23 pm

I've always had a problem with the "bust a nut" phrase, and I'm a guy. It grosses me out like nobody's business.

Oh, I say "fudge", but when you say "fuck" as much as I do, your mouth starts searching out for alternatives. Not to mention, when I was with my Ex, she would get so ( understandably ) pissed at me anytime I would cuss in front of her daughter, so I HAD to come up with something else.


RavenHair71 45F

6/5/2006 7:09 pm

#9. Tried some dating personals site & met a guy. He looked better on his profile and from the neck down. Politely told him he wasn't my cup of tea. Turned me off to finding someone online, but here I am again on the internet(like an idiot) trying to find someone. Can't blame a girl for trying.
Good luck, virtual girl!

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