Operator! Give me the number for 911!  

virgin_girl82 34F
50 posts
4/11/2006 3:46 pm

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4/20/2006 5:11 pm

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

- 99% av all men think they have the need for xl condoms. But they only sell 6%. This means that 93% of all men lie.

- When a penis is hard it around 13cm long and 12 cm wide. That means if all these men are talking the truth, there is a lot of guys with penises with the size of 2cm long.

- Body parts like the penis and the pussy are darker than other parts of the body, the reason for that is because they are being jused a lot.

- The size of the foot, tha hand or the nose does not matter in finding out if the size of the penis is large or not.

- Masturbating is helthy. Yeah I knw that is probably what you are thinking right now, but it is true. If you masterbate a lot your genetals will work "better" in the years to come.

- Men do get horny from drinking alcohol and the more they drink the more they want you, but the more a man drinks the bigger the problem is for the man to get an erracton. Just after 3 drinks he has a huge problem. So if you are thinking about getting someone with you home that night take someone that does not drink to mutch.

- The line that splits the penis in two is the same line that is caled vagina.

- The penis does not grow beond the age of 20.

- A man will jerk off 7200 times. Of this makes 2000 times masturbation, this means that every fourt time is done with the right hand.

- The myth about seemen being fat and have a lot of callories is wrong, so if you don't want to swallow make another excuse.


Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV 41M
290 posts
4/13/2006 10:46 pm

I don't think of my penis as being XL, but there are some weak points in your study. The average penis length is 16-18 cm (official statistics). Maybe it doesn't grow longer beyond the age of 20, but, definitely, it can grow thicker! It happened to me and it's not my saying, but my partner's. She complained lately about my thickness, thing never happened before.

Masturbating is not so healty. The body needs an exchange of hormons from time to time. Also, masturbating doesn't satisfy your mind, which is the main peon in having a real orgasm/pleasure (you may come, but in 5 minutes you need to masturbate again because you cannot satisfy your brain need of sex). Yeap, I agree, if you have a choice between masturbation and not doing anything at all, masturbation is a better choice. But if you have a choice between masturbation and a partner, masturbation is the worst choice.

Drinks like wine, taken in small quantities (one or two glasses), are indicated for increasing the apetite (and also the eraction).

The myth about getting fat from sperm is TRUE! The sperm is VERY rich in calories! It is richer than the chocolate. The problem is if one guy is ejaculating more than 3-4 times in the same day, his ejaculating liquid has a very low quantity of sperm within. That's why also the probability for women to get pregnant with such an ejaculation is almost ZERO.

What I said here are medically proved facts taught in any/every medical university!


rm_patrik19693 42M
1 post
4/18/2006 11:10 am

ikke rart damer bulker bilen, når mannen ha fortalt at 20cm. ikke er lengre enn:__________


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