general profile nonsenseries...  

viralite 34M
6 posts
8/8/2006 5:08 pm

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8/9/2006 4:51 am

general profile nonsenseries...


1. why is it when a woman says she's open minded, she never writes back?

2. why is it when a man says he's intelligent, there's at least three pictures of his dick?

3. why is it that the world's hottest women all happen to belong to AdultFriendFinder in the first place?

4. why is it that standard members keep complaining in chat rooms that they haven't been fucked since they signed up X days ago?

5. why is it i get more ass using myspace than i do using AdultFriendFinder anyway?

6. why is it i keep getting disconnected from the AdultFriendFinder standalone IM?

7. why is it $20 a month to be a silver member if all it gets me is the ability to look at and send mail to as many profiles as i wish?

8. why is it countless members sign up for random sex, but are too afraid to post a picture of themselves?

9. what is the point of having a 'network' that can be viewed by the general public?

10. why is it people read my blog, but never leave so much as an "i read this" comment?

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/8/2006 8:27 pm

1. why is it when a woman says she's open minded, she never writes back?

You're confusing open minded with willing to sacrifice a goat at midnight, under the full moon and have sex while bathing in the blood.

2. why is it when a man says he's intelligent, there's at least three pictures of his dick?

Because he's showing off his best feature. He's smart enough to know he's butt ugly.

3. why is it that the world's hottest women all happen to belong to AdultFriendFinder in the first place?

Ha ha ha. Seriously. That's hysterically funny. Hey, if you believe that, can I sell you a bridge?

4. why is it that standard members keep complaining in chat rooms that they haven't been fucked since they signed up X days ago?

Because the ads all say, "Join now and get laid tonight, right in your own area!" They're dumb enough to believe that.

5. why is it i get more ass using myspace than i do using AdultFriendFinder anyway?

There are more gloomy goth chicks over there, willing to have sex while bathing in goat blood. My Space is evil.

6. why is it i keep getting disconnected from the AdultFriendFinder standalone IM?

Because it fucking sucks and is ALWAYS in beta mode. Not to mention, most of us just click close when guys send us messages.

7. why is it $20 a month to be a silver member if all it gets me is the ability to look at and send mail to as many profiles as i wish?

Hey, it can cost far more on other sites. There are other features gold and silver members get to use. My question is, why does the gold search feature never work?

8. why is it countless members sign up for random sex, but are too afraid to post a picture of themselves?

What if their neighbors see them on here? Or their bosses? Or their wives?

9. what is the point of having a 'network' that can be viewed by the general public?

You can fix that in your network settings, so your network is private, or can only be seen by members of your own network.

10. why is it people read my blog, but never leave so much as an "i read this" comment?

HEY! I leave you comments all the time! Ingrate.


viralite 34M

8/9/2006 4:51 am

lol i didnt mean YOU!! i <3 your commently love!!


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