I've just read my letters, now its time to have a good cry!  

verymaryland 32F
11 posts
6/26/2006 4:10 pm

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6/27/2006 1:16 pm

I've just read my letters, now its time to have a good cry!

Before i get into this, I did get a few good letters, and i'm going to answer them one at a time and see what comes of all of this.

I was worried that i wasn't getting a lot of mail, but things seem to have improved...i guess it's a sort of 'critical mass' or something. maybe i was naive to think that i would get a lot of mail right away. Also, i looked around at some of them women on this site, and they all seem to have long flowing hair, and boobs that are each bigger than my head. So i guess there's a lot of competition around.

There were more than a few letters that weren't really letters. The letter was just a single sentence, sometimes not even a complete sentence.
Some of the letters went like this:
hey sup? i like your eyes we could get a drink heres my number

and then there was the gallant letter that went like this:

would like to get togther (for fucking)

That was pretty much it. I don't think this is what they an english professor would call 'courtly love'. On the other hand I wasn't looking for courtly love on AdultFriendFinder. But a little mutual respect is good. I'm really glad that I got some letters that seemed to give me some sense of the person. I know i'm looking for a Friend with Benefits, but that doesn't mean 'wanna fuck?' is going to do it for me

Anyway, I've deleted the weird 'wanna fuck?' letters, leaving only behind men who are both interesting, and can write in complete sentences.

I'm such a snob when it comes to BASIC LITERACY.

So now I have to write a bunch of letters back, and see what happens. I'll let you know what develops.

Will try to think of a new poll to put out there. Only three people have voted so far. I guess people aren't as worried as I am about baby seals and clubbing.

Anyway, I'm feeling pretty positive. I've received some good letters, and i shouldn't spend any more time thinking about the other letters that make me want to turn to drink. But for the record, I am just about to get myself a glass of wine, but I'm not turning to drink, okay? I'm not that traumatized. Maybe just a little traumatized. Just a few vietnam flashbacks these days. I know, I know, I'm too young to have been in vietnam, but I've seen the films.

marywannado 43F

6/26/2006 5:58 pm

Don't cha just luv those fucked up single guy e-mails...

yorkboy1977 39M
929 posts
6/27/2006 11:07 am

Does this mean I may have a better chance with the girls if I don't just grunt and snort and say "Me want sex, Me want to fuck, come we fuck now"


I give you permission to pimp my blog. Come over to my little slice of blogland.

verymaryland 32F

6/27/2006 1:15 pm

Yes! Yorkboy! by jove I think he's got it!

Although in fairness I think the 'Me want sex, me want to fuck come fuck now' can work. I heard that line worked on Raquel Welch during the filming of "One Million Years BC". Ms Welch was a method actress at the time, and and strictly followed the notion of 'staying in character'. So when one of the extras 'caveman number 4, I think) said that exact line, what was nubile, scantily clad sex goodess supposed to do? Well, naturally she an the extra made a beeline and ducked under the catering table. This is, of course, the stuff of hollywood legend, and may not be exactly true. Or more importantly, it is probably NOT true at all. But the point i'm trying to make is that under some strange and unlikely circumstances, yorkboy's line might work. Just in some alternate universe. Thanks for writing!

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