Male profile names and their inherently suspicious irony  

vengeur 41M
565 posts
8/27/2005 11:10 am

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9/19/2006 6:44 am

Male profile names and their inherently suspicious irony

At the risk of sounding like the cantankerous Andy Rooney, who often began his weekly commentary segments with, "Did you ever notice...” - I am going to start this blog entry as such:

Did you ever notice when you are in a chat room on this site, that sometimes, or perhaps even frequently, you see some male in there with a profile name that implies either directly or indirectly just how well-endowed he is?

Such profile names are those with terminology like "huge", "big", "hung", or "monster" thrown into them somewhere. Or, perhaps the names are ones with numeric values like "8", "9", or "10", so as to imply a measurement of inches, or perhaps centimeters for those of you in places which use the metric system.

So...why is it then that profiles with names such as this almost NEVER show photos of the actual impressively-sized manhood the profile name implies that the male owner possesses? (Worse still, many such profiles have no photos whatsoever, which I feel is yet another problem altogether.)

Meanwhile, the male profiles which have seemingly genuine photos of their well-endowed owners rarely ever seem to have such suggestive names.

This phenomenon is all so rather telling, isn't it? Perhaps one could even ascribe the motivations behind all of this as simply being Freudian, actually, and the profile naming perhaps as Orwellian! LOL

4 posts
8/27/2005 2:29 pm

rm_BBW4U1963 58F
12 posts
8/27/2005 9:14 pm

I stumbled on this by browsing around. I must say I agree. What can I say, you should not judge but I can`t help it in this regard. I call them "big talker, nothing behind it" It reminds me of men who go against your profile preference and then try to convince you, get mad when you reject them, and leave an imature comment of convincing some more with " you will miss out" "you will regret it"....its like disregarding your wishes.

rm_autumngirl61 55F
741 posts
8/27/2005 9:44 pm

I agree with BBW4U1963. They're probably bragging, too. And yeah, you can't judge them @ the pictures in their profiles.

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
9/11/2005 2:03 am

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/11/2005 2:18 pm

I have to laugh, because everytime I see a man driving a HUGE truck, I alway think they maybe be compensating for something. *giggle*


vengeur 41M
836 posts
9/11/2005 5:12 pm

duststormdiva, you raise a good point. I drive a compact sport sedan myself.

rm_Jack72159 32M

9/16/2005 11:38 pm

i have to disagree with duststormdiva... there's nothing i hate more than some prettyboy driving an itty bitty pickup truck, thinking he's hot shit. if you're going to drive a truck, be a man about it, get something with power.

then again, being a trucking school student and driving an 18-wheeler every day might be making me biased :-d

vengeur 41M
836 posts
9/28/2005 12:01 am

This vehicle choice discussion is getting a bit off-topic. *sigh*

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