I promise my friends that . . . . .  

velvethandsNZ 68M
78 posts
5/17/2006 8:15 pm
I promise my friends that . . . . .

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry prick who made you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I'll know you've finally got laid again

4. When you're scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh.

Remember: A friend will help you move;
a good friend will help you move a body;
let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

NiceGuyMush 46M

5/25/2006 6:58 pm

Like all men...
You can be one sardistic, sarcastic AH, just when it is needed to put life in perspective

Good on ya mate!

Kiwi male humour - much appreciated!

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