A Tale of the green and where its inbetween  

velvetgrrrl 39F
1118 posts
8/17/2006 10:21 am

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12/25/2007 8:11 pm

A Tale of the green and where its inbetween


Love in the Produce Aisle.

Sarah wanders aimlessly through the grocery store after her "date" with Mr HomeRun ended trying to figure out where she went wrong.

Mental checklist. Hair, makeup, push-up bra, short skirt, nice legs (sniff) good pleasant scent. Why did it end with a kiss and the guy making a quick face and apologetically going "oops that never happens" when he pulled in close for the kill. Mr HomeRun turned out to be Mr I can't make it past first base cause I came in my pants. Why are all the hotties Prepubescent ejaculators.

Hope he's got a good laundry detergent for all those good times or at least a change of clothes.

Coming out of that flashback Sarah looks around as she finds herself in the produce section and extrememly horny. Now for most of us when we get in a mood we find ourselves at a porn shop in the back booths, laying down some clothing so as to not have any contact with whatever was left behind by a previous inhabitant of the sex booth. But not Sarah.

Sarah finds herself in a grocery store. Wandering amongst the fruits and vegetables as food has always been a comfort for times of trouble. She notices the phallic qualities of a number of vegetables. Its like a cornicopia of natural dildos. She picks up a banana and a cucumber reminding herself again of what she missed out by picking the hot guy.

Setting down the banana she eyes the cucumber again. Running her hands along the dark green skin she feels her arousal heightening as her hands slide up and down. So lost in the thought she starts at the throat clearing from behind her. A clerk, obviously a touch shocked, caught her giving the large bulbous cucumber a hand job. Embarassed, Sarah quickly drops the cucumber into her basket and makes her way to the checkout. Eager to be away from the staring eyes of the employees of her local grocery store.

She quickly makes her way home and pulls out her green skinned friend again. She quickly washes it off, scrubbing as so to make sure there are no imperfections or anything on the freshly purchased veggie. She wanders over to the couch with the veggie and prepares it. Her eyes glistening with excitement as to what's going to come next. She raises the cucmber into her mouth, wrapping her lips around the skin.....

And takes a bite!

What did you really think i was going to fuck her with a cucumber?

Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.

cuteNEway 41F

8/17/2006 3:27 pm

That was grand...and hateful and evil!! LMAO I thought we were gonna get a glimpse into the exploitation of produce!

Transblucency 44M

8/17/2006 4:37 pm

Finally, I thought I had found a trusthworthy site of vegesexual porn stories. Alas, my quest must continue. Why would you toy with us vegesexualists in this frivolous manner?

velvetgrrrl 39F

8/17/2006 7:31 pm

Cute- LoL Glad you enjoyed it. I think sarah and I will share more tales form the supermarket in thefeature. Especially with this site being such a turmoil of deceit, lies and dramarama... I just wanted this to be a more fun experience than the chat rooms I tend to spend most of my time in.

Trans I'm so glad you came back. I have immensely enjoyed reading the last few postings of your blog. But enough of my gushing. Veggie-sexual indeed. I toy with you so to lure you in under false pretenses of safety. That its truly not a lurid tale of depravity. And once your guard is let down...Ha...I'll stick ya with a carrot!

Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
8/17/2006 8:15 pm

hah! loved the surprise! great writing here. you really need to be better discovered.

qyxx 59F
3267 posts
8/17/2006 8:27 pm

you do have a way with words...lol


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