looking for "MRS,GOOD MIDGET:to do some low to the floor house work,IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?!  

usuckilick6969 55M
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2/20/2006 9:13 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

looking for "MRS,GOOD MIDGET:to do some low to the floor house work,IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?!


THERE IS ALWAYS LOW TO THE FLOOR CHORES TO DO AROUND MY HOUSE,FOR EXAMPLE: (1)SWEEPING THE BALLS! (2)ROTATING THE SHAFT! (3)SWIRLING THE POLE! (4)SALUTING THE POLE! (5)POLE SITTING!! (6)BALL WASH CHARITY DRIVE!! (7)THE DAILY DOUBLE BALL JUGGLING CONTEST!!! (THE POLE CLIMBIMG COMPETION!!! (9)THE POLE GREASING!!!! (10)AND THE TOP TEN CHORE OF THE HOUSE IS THE POLE SWALLOWING AND HOT TOWEL APPLICATION!!!!!!!! *****CLASSIFIED AD*****

ONE GOOD LOOKING MIDGET TO DO HOUSEWORK AND ODD JOBS AROUND THE HOUSE,MUST BE ABLE TO LIFT HEAVY OBJECTS!!(GREENCARD OKAY BUT NOT PREFERRED WILLING TO EXCEPT EXCHANGE STUDENT FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY!!)IN RETURN FOR YOUR LABORS I WILL GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER ITS THE LEAST I CAN DO!!!!!!! SIGNED, BARNUM AND BAILY CIRCUS PLANNER AND CORDINATER OF SPEACIAL ACTIVITIES,MR.REPTILE MAN,P.S. ABLE TO CHANGE COLORS ANY GIVEN MOMENT!!

usuckilick6969 55M

2/20/2006 9:38 pm

DEAR MR REPTOLE MAN DO YOU DO WINDOWS?


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