RECENT OBSERVATIONS FROM THE MIND OF HOMONIDIA SAPIEN SAPIENS  

upncummer692 44M
42 posts
9/9/2005 2:46 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

RECENT OBSERVATIONS FROM THE MIND OF HOMONIDIA SAPIEN SAPIENS

QUERY: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CHEESE BURGER AND A PATTY MELT? AND SHOULD I PUT HAM ON MY BURGER, I PUT CHEESE ON IT AND IT IS CALLED A CHEESE BURGER, WHERE DOES THE HAM PLAY IT'S PART. IN THEORY WE, IF CALLING IT A CHEESE BUGER, ADD CHEESE, THEN IT IS SAFE TO SAY A HAMBURGER IS MISSING THE MAIN COMPONENT, HAM.

A LIGHTBULB GOES ON: WITHOUT FORCED SOLICITATION, COLLECT $1 FROM EACH OF 1 MILLION PEOPLE....IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA

SEX AND MASTERBATION: BOTH

WEED N SEED: HEMP SEEDS HAVE THE HIGHEST AMOUNT OF VEGETABLE PROTEIN, NEXT TO THE SOYBEAN.

A QUOTE: "I LOVE THE NIGHTLIFE, IVE GOT TO BOOGIE..."

SONG OF THE DAY: BACK IN BLACK, AC/DC
PUT IT ON, LOUD, AND YOULL SEE...

A FISHING TIP: WHEN SHARK FISHING, USE THE NICKEL CASING OF A 9 VOLT BATTERY...1ST REMOVE THE CASING AROUND THE BATTERY THE BATTERY LIFE IS OF NO CONCERN. AT THE HOOK END OF A STEEL WIRE LEADER, WRAP THE BATTERY CASE AROUND THE LEADER... THE SALT WATER AND THE COMBINATION OF METALS GIVES OFF A WEAK ELECTRICAL CURRENT...KINDA LIKE CHEWING ON ALUMINUM FOIL

HISTORICAL MISLEADING: THE SWASTIKA IS ACTUALLY A SYMBOL OF BROTHERHOOD AND UNITY AND PEACE. THE ANCIENT BUDDHIST USED IT AS WELL AS THE HOPI INDIANS. LITTLE DID THE PRIESTS OF SHRI LANKA SUSPECT WHEN THEY TOO WERE USED AS LAB RATS BY THE NAZIS. THE STUDY OF FACIAL FEATURES RELATING TO PURITY OF HERITAGE AND RACE... WILD HUH


rm_beullah 55F
25 posts
9/11/2005 6:24 pm

"You.....You're.......You're insane!"
-Bat Thumb of Gaaathumb

Here's another fishing tip: Don't drink the water, it's got fish fuck in it!

p.s. LOVE the pic. LMAO!!!


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