MOSES COME RIDING UP ON A QUASAR  

upncummer692 44M
42 posts
7/12/2005 5:27 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

MOSES COME RIDING UP ON A QUASAR

gideon came in with his eyes on the floor, he say you aint got a hinge, you cant close the door.
i asked him for water,he poured me some wine,
we finished the bottle,n broke into mine.
i asked him for mercy, gave me a gun..
now n again these things just got to be done.
ABRAHAM AND ISAAC KICKIN ON A FENCE,
YOU'D GET BACK TO WORK IF YA HAD ANY SENSE,
THE ONE THING WE NEED IS A LEFT HAND MONKEY WRENCH...
-Moses came ridin up on a quasar, spurs were ginglin the door was ajar,
his buckle was silver, his manner was bold,
i asked him to come on in out of the cold...
HIS BRAIN WAS BOILING, HIS REASON WAS SPENT,
NOTHING IS BORROWED NOTHING IS LENT,
MOSES STOOD UP A FULL SIX FOOT TEN,
HE SAID YOU CANT CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN THE WALLS CAVED IN...
ABRAHAM AND ISAAC SITTIN ON A WELL,
MOTHER COME QUICK WITH THAT WATER WITCH SPELL,
You know A COLD, CLEAR, WATERWAY YOU CAN NEXER TELL...d'you get what u come for, u ready to go,
and it's 1 n 10,000 get up for the show....


rm_beullah 55F
25 posts
7/27/2005 3:11 pm

Forgive me for posting this but it made me think of you. Between big Bertha up there, Raggedy Andy the TS and the shit you say in your sleep, well..."things that make ya go "hmmm". (((mwah))) lol
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I'd like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out
We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about
Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can't compete
With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet

Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream
Chains and whips all to make me scream
Lizards & snakes all in strange places
They're gettin' it on & making lewd faces

When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere
Are chock full of animals in underwear
Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants
All we need now is a couple thousand ants

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun
If only when I slept the chorus girls weren't dressed like nuns

I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head
I told him if I can't get fixed I might as well be dead
He laid me down & said "tell me of your erotic dreams"
I said "One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!"

There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly
Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies
A cute sexy lady, covered in mud
Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd

There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks
With all those square corners they couldn't be socks
This stuff all around me is one kinky dream
Whatever you imagine I'm sure to have a theme.

I guess it is my lot to life, can't beat it so I'll join
I suppose that they are only dreams they don't even cost a coin
So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep
Just think, "that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep."

I'm just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that's how they raised me
I don't understand it, it's to normal things I'm geared
By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird.


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