DEAD POETS SOCIETY OF CYBER PORN  

upncummer692 44M
42 posts
7/31/2005 6:19 pm

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DEAD POETS SOCIETY OF CYBER PORN

THIS WAS FROM A FRIEND IN MY MAIL, I HAD TO SHARE! TOO FRIGGIN FUNNY... SOMEWHAT TRUE...LMAO

Jul 31, 2005
if dr. seusse were a perv
here's what he might say
about franky the yanker
and his perverted ways

the lights are just right
the studio is set
you're gonna jerk off
for a girl you just met

you're rock hard and groanin
about to orgasm
then your poor old lumbar
goes into a spasm

you writhe on the floor
she thinks you're so hot
she doesn't know
that your back's in a knot

she thinks you're cumming
as you let out a yell
what she doesn't know
is that you're really in hell

your cock in your left hand
ham on rye in the right
you moan and groan
as you take another bite

the creamy white mess
all over the place
isn't cum, but mayo
you wiped from your face

she thinks you love her
she thinks she was great
she thinks it was her
not a sandwich you ate

a smooth talkin cutie
so charming and funny
they don't see you diggin
through shoes for gas money

the twinkies you eat
dipped in strawberry glaze
all over your face
this is the first phase

then onto the koolaid
straight from the pack
then a big batch of crumb
now you're ready to yack

now you whine cuz it hurts
and you gotta go poo
19 trips later
you're finally through.

the constant eye douche
cuz you're blind as a bat
the don king look
hiding under your hat

they all fall in love
and think you're the best
they call every 5 minutes
never letting you rest

you love the attention
but just for a bit
then they call and they call
while you're trying to shit

some are bipolar
some are just needy
some think you're loaded
and are really just greedy

As for me I love you
cuz you sing out of key
in the car or on the phone
you sing better then me

i love eating stawberries
from your lips so sweet
and licking strawberry glaze
from your hardened meat

i love getting baked
and watching tv
or eating the dinner
you made for me

i love the bubble baths
and fucking in the pool
i love watching you sleep
even when you drool

your house has become
my never never land
the place i can go
and be a kid again

no pressure, no phones
except for your groupies
i wonder if they'd love you
when you get the poopies

i helped clean your house
and i did it with glee
cuz it did my heart good
knowing you're a bigger slob then me

we're two of a kind
like peas in a pod
whether eating at wendy's
or catching a nod

my fuck buddy, my friend
in this life and past
i know what we have
is going to last

no pressure, no demands
just more good times
i think at this point
i'm running out of rhymes

so help me god
if you call this a novel
i'll tie you down
and make you grovel

so dr. seusse, here's to you
and here's to franky and his poo
yes he's a perv in his own sweet way
but that's what i love about him...yaaayyyy!

SECRET POET....


rm_beullah 55F
25 posts
8/2/2005 12:36 pm

What style, what form, what insite. LMAO!
Sounds like a great friendship to me...don't let her get away!


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