Funny one liners  

twinusa 44M
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4/30/2006 12:34 pm

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5/13/2006 11:10 am

Funny one liners


A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.


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