Me!!  

tweekster403 37F
80 posts
7/17/2005 3:45 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Me!!

I get asked if I am for real a lot so I figure I'd take a minute and tell you all about the real me. There is talk about sex down the post some!! Within the last week I delivered a baby in a person's home, got hit on by a famous person, had my picture taken with total strangers many times in one night, and laughed at a police man who was gagging over the stench of a man who had been dead for several days sitting in a house with no air conditioning. Are you confused yet?? I am talking about my life. I am a full time Paramedic and promotional model for Bacardi and Miller Lite. I like to go dancing with my friends, I like to eat almost anything, I like to read, I love to make new friends. Am I a real person?? Yes, I like to think way above average, but definitely real. I am not a snob, and will talk to anybody. I've met up with a few people (no sex yet though ) and we have become friends. I have a dog, house, 2 jobs, 2 cars (a big ol truck and crappy Honda.

Now the good part...my sex life. I like sex a lot, I like to try new things and am not afraid to try almost anything. I am VERY choosey about who I do and only had one time where I was like what in the heck am I doing here. I haven't been with dozens and dozens of people. I like girls, guys, two girls, two guys. I love bodily pleasure. I do believe there is a difference in making love and sex.

So am I real, OF course. I am not a porn site, prostitute, or anything else that I've been asked. I am just an above normal girl, who knows what she wants and is not afraid to get it!!


JustMeat1973 43M

7/17/2005 10:52 pm

Allright boys and girls -- here is the deal w/ Tweek. She is HOT. Real, horny, safe, and free. She is also very picky and very, very submissive. She is 100% fine, and that is probably the wettest cunt I have ever been near. If you are timid, or new at being in power/control, you have no fucking chance. This little bitch is a REAL bottom. You'd better bring your "A game."

Our stories are real. Our pictures are real. She and I are living proof that there are real nymphs and fuck machines on AdultFriendFinder. She is not a whore (just in the bedroom), an escort, or anything else.

All you silly motherfuckers need is a bit of confidence, some game, and a good clean cock or sweet pussy to bed her. A firm hand doesn't hurt either. Any of you hot little cunts out there, feel free to hit us on AdultFriendFinder for a hookup. Although she will do MFM, I win;t hook up with any of you dudes to do that to her little ass with me. I have plenty of worthy friends. But, feel free to try to fuck her solo !!!

Good luck.


regg71 48M

7/18/2005 2:39 pm

i can tell by your pics you are real i never doubted that


hrnyguyinIL 34M
24 posts
7/18/2005 8:38 pm

Sorry to hear that things aren't going well for you. I don't know if you'd notice if I said it in the crowded chatroom where you are constantly reminded of how men can be, but I do hope you feel better after you break up before terribly long. I know we've all been there. If you want to talk about it feel free...


seeknfriends 43M  
47 posts
7/19/2005 3:03 pm

yeah I have observed her talking she does strike me as quite real.. but overwhelmed..Ive never been with a genuine "bottom", so Im definetely up for experiencing this..hehe she needs to sift through her mounds of A F F mail and find Mine as I too am living proof regarding the "sex machine/nymph" aspect..and am in general a unique experince not to be passed up..


GonadMadamFilth 44M
153 posts
7/23/2005 6:11 pm

I think she may be real because I too have a big truck, a honda, a house, a furry friend and a job. Who would lie about that??

Okay, I believe you...you're for real even though i've never even seen your profile.

And dudes, if you think someone's fake, move on. Why waste your time asking if they're real or not. Do you think that they're going to e-mail you back saying "Ha ha ha, you busted me!" Fuck no! Spend your time e-mailing ho's that you know you can get with.

Peace out and stay real, bitches!


hotfirefighte7 48M

7/24/2005 3:22 pm

I truly await the time I am able to meet her, she drives me 10-96, would love to spend some time on the back of my back


rm_ray_ray_13 40M

7/26/2005 1:00 am

She is a sexy one alright. This Bob guy is 1 lucky mofo. I think i would just want to keep eating N eating cause she looks like she tastes great. Girlfriend, hit me up if you need a professional massage cause i paid $9K for good hands and i like to put them to good use. Keep it Kinky N clean.


22_nova 38M
60 posts
7/29/2005 8:54 am

u look like a party girl
yes or no would u like to meet my tongue?


MarriedRock 46M

8/9/2005 1:07 pm

I think I could put both these guys to shame. I'd sure like to try.


godsgifttoall200 44M

9/1/2005 6:08 am

Well if you ever get down to Tampa, Fl look me up, we can go and hang out somewhere and maybe do some other things too.


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