Another day come and gone...  

trollgirl 46F
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8/17/2006 1:55 am

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8/17/2006 1:58 am

Another day come and gone...


Today was much better. I slept well...not feeling quite so crummy, and ready to go for the rest of the week.
While catching up on my emails a friend sent me this and I thought I would share.

Hope everyone had a wonderful day!

The Last 10 things you will hear a woman say:
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way..
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

The 10 last things a man would say
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

P.S. for those of you who take things a little too seriously .... this is a joke.

Be well

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