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Can I sleep with you tonight?”“Sure buddy,” I responded.The nightly ritual when they come to town to be with me is to fight over the spot next to me i Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:51:06 -0800 /blog/171765/post_656632.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_654055.html?pid=p62150c&m= Actually, It isn't at all. I have a post I am trying to wrap my mind around. I have it. I just don't have the desire to sit down and really write it.Yes I know... me silent? Yea...I am amazingly lonel Sun, 31 Dec 2006 22:36:40 -0800 /blog/171765/post_654055.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_650598.html?pid=p62150c&m= There are things that are gross and then there are things that gross me out. Oh don’t get me wrong, I have dove in to a few places that few men dare tread. I have done stuff that the normal hum Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:33:41 -0800 /blog/171765/post_650598.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_646000.html?pid=p62150c&m= I wrote this a week or so before I decided to come back. I had asked 1hot to post it for me and share it with you. She made a comment yesterday about being "certained" and throughout the day the word Mon, 25 Dec 2006 21:03:20 -0800 /blog/171765/post_646000.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_645043.html?pid=p62150c&m= Merry Christmas Everyone!I do not know your situation, whether good or bad tonight. I do not know if your life is one of joy or sorrow today. I do not know if you live a life that is victorious or see Sun, 24 Dec 2006 20:47:44 -0800 /blog/171765/post_645043.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_639857.html?pid=p62150c&m= "When someone shows you who they are? Believe them the First Time." ~Maya Angelou~] Wed, 20 Dec 2006 15:37:56 -0800 /blog/171765/post_639857.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_638660.html?pid=p62150c&m= Well… I am all shopped out. Too much merry “I’m gonna stomp on you if you run over my foot again with that shopping cart” for me. So, while I work through something on the Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:43:39 -0800 /blog/171765/post_638660.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_637037.html?pid=p62150c&m= I thought of something last night I thought was interesting. I don’t want to delve way into it like I am capable of doing, over analyzing and second guessing myself. However, I did want to brin Mon, 18 Dec 2006 15:12:09 -0800 /blog/171765/post_637037.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_635551.html?pid=p62150c&m= The Answer...Standing on tiptoe in a tutu on the balcony while screaming like a girl! Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:37:40 -0800 /blog/171765/post_635551.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_634716.html?pid=p62150c&m= Caption Up My Babies!!! I said...Caption Up!!! ***Looks back over shoulder and grins***You know we can't have a grand re-re-re-re opening without our favorite right? Well guess what? Now is your time! Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:32:40 -0800 /blog/171765/post_634716.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_633494.html?pid=p62150c&m= That’s it… I’m starting a revolt…I just logged on… And it showed the new members section… so I click on a nice set of hooties just for observations sake&#x202 Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:40:16 -0800 /blog/171765/post_633494.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_633210.html?pid=p62150c&m= Oh My, My!Oh Hell Yea…Normally, when that song comes to mind, there is a shot of something in my hand. Maybe later?Well, I finally got un-lazy and managed to get my credit card in range of my Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:10:17 -0800 /blog/171765/post_633210.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_630544.html?pid=p62150c&m= I really need sex… Oh, how many ways I could say that…I need to get laid… Or perhaps the right word choice is I need to Be laid… I am not sure. Either one works for me I su Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:37:50 -0800 /blog/171765/post_630544.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_629143.html?pid=p62150c&m= Well here I am…Yea… Here I am…Now what?Well, I have absolutely no desire, zero, zilch, nadda, no (that’s Spanish) desire to write a poor pitiful, woe is me post tonight. I Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:17:53 -0800 /blog/171765/post_629143.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_627968.html?pid=p62150c&m= I find I am spiraling down. Man, I hate that shit. I know the fixes. I know the drill. Hell at least I know it is coming and can admit to it now. The holiday season is taking its toll. I hold on with Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:28:31 -0800 /blog/171765/post_627968.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_625820.html?pid=p62150c&m= She was only 26 years old. Can you believe that? Hauntingly bright and wonderfully gifted, gorgeous and so amazingly creative. She was tall, impeccably dressed and incredibly social, outgoing with a Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:57:41 -0800 /blog/171765/post_625820.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_609392.html?pid=p62150c&m= To those that have a need to know. My internet is down at home. Has been since just after I left. Obviously can’t log on at work from here and they banned chat software. Ass WHOLES. Because of Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:11:59 -0800 /blog/171765/post_609392.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_585885.html?pid=p62150c&m= Trav bursts in blog door, stamps feet on hard wood floors, slams door, removes his expensive leather coat, looks up and notices people in the room and snarls…“I am only going to say th Fri, 10 Nov 2006 22:44:22 -0800 /blog/171765/post_585885.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_575877.html?pid=p62150c&m= Well…Hot Blonde Chick let me of my cage tonight long enough to go with some family and friends to the Texas Motor Speedway. Oh man! I thought I was screwed up! I have never been to any NASCAR e Fri, 03 Nov 2006 20:59:29 -0800 /blog/171765/post_575877.html?pid=p62150c&m= /blog/171765/post_575249.html?pid=p62150c&m= I have decided that they are all my favorites. I hope you enjoy and can use the reminder as well.________________________________________________I awoke with a start this morning. I came straight out Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:57:26 -0800 /blog/171765/post_575249.html?pid=p62150c&m=