You Heard It Here First... Men are Superior To Women...  

travelingintexas 41M
2/7/2006 11:39 am
You Heard It Here First... Men are Superior To Women...

It is time I use my superhuman powers for good rather than evil. I must fight crime and injustice the world over. Every secret superhero needs a right to wrong….errrrr wrong to write….errrrr…. Wrong to Right and I have discovered mine.

Oh yes, this will make me unpopular with 20% of this site. 98% of said 20% not being real anyway, I figure I can get away with it. I have searched long and hard (HAHAHAHA I said long and hard) as well as far and wide for the solution to this dilemma and I am here today to proclaim that I have discovered the answer to the worlds most asked, pondered, thunk about and debated question.

Who is Superior? Men or Women?

Oh yes, it is true. After reading numerous "Why Women Are Better" posts, receiving numerous "Women Are Better Than Men Because..." emails etc, I have determined, after exhaustive research that Women Are NOT Superior to men.

Oh yes, I can hear the groans now. However, I have lived the proof. I know from first hand experience about that which I now speak. There shall be no arguing, no debate. I am right you and you are wrong. End of discussion.

However, being the benevolent superhero I am, with oodles of mercy to pass out along with mounds of brilliance just heaped with justice, (I am suddenly hungry) I shall allow you to vote if I am right or if I am wrong. It won’t change anything because I am right.

Oh… I could say Men are superior to women because of the whole child birth thing. If you consider all the waddling and pain, stretch marks and agony. Oh yes, I could.

I could list the pro’s and con’s, positives and negatives all day long but I won’t.

Instead, I will reveal what my research has revealed to me as truth today. This morning in fact. I woke up, walked into the restroom

And Peed Standing Up!

I realized, I, as superior man, can pee pretty much anywhere I want to and I can aim, draw and write my name. HA!

Superior manufacturing at its finest.

PassionKisses4Me 44F

2/7/2006 4:46 pm

Mmmmm You can be superior to me any day sexy


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
2/7/2006 4:47 pm

"Superior manufacturing at its finest."

This from the man that is half scared to see if his even WORKS anymore!

You so know women rule the world if only because we have what men want!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

norprin5 55M

2/7/2006 5:03 pm

oooh, look at the Big Brain on Trav!!

putz! you know it's the truth, i know it's the truth...but the 20% will never acknowledge it, and so the truth will cease to exist except in the collective unconscious of the can-pee-standing-up-and-write-my-name crowd

King Nor XVIII

crazygurl2xx 56F

2/7/2006 5:07 pm

Sorry, but it takes men 2 separate maneuvers to pee and crap in the same visit to the toilet!
Very inefficient and probably not as satisfying.

TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
2/7/2006 5:36 pm

Trav, I'm sorry to have to say this, but you are wrong. Based on your own highly objective criteria, at best, men and women are in fact equal, since women can also pee standing up if they so choose. It just takes a little practice, but it can be accomplished. I've seen it done.


2/7/2006 6:02 pm

Just when I was getting ready to bow in submission crazygurl to the rescue, oh my hero, er heroine! lol

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

pinkplaytoyz 49F

2/7/2006 6:12 pm

Hey Trav, guess what I can do....

?* Hot Pink o-o

fantasylover_05 62M

2/7/2006 6:13 pm

And that's the truth....


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
2/7/2006 6:18 pm

such amazing talent in texas ...
everyday is a holiday

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

crazygurl2xx 56F

2/7/2006 6:19 pm

Still 2 maneuvers if you want to pee standing which was your point, my dear one...

1023 posts
2/7/2006 6:31 pm

Crazygurl, you know... I've always wondered when having to crap, why do I insist on standing back up to pee? but now with this being brought to light here, I think I'll be able to come to grips with this and for once, just go ahead and tinkle while in the seated position! thank you for helping me on this day.

Trav, to address the pee standing up thing AND to look back at the Clinton days as to counter the Bush wacking in Blogville...

In the winter of '98, Bill Clinton was jogging around the grounds of Camp David when he came across the words, "Bill Clinton sucks" written in pee in the snow. He gathered his men and requested they find out who the culprit was before nightfall. When they returned with a full report, they said they had good news and bad news...
the Good News... Al Gore's urine
the Bad News... Hilary's handwriting! ^_^

angelgrrl 48F

2/7/2006 6:39 pm

Well, I can't argue with that logic!

rm_sexxielynn 52F
72 posts
2/7/2006 6:47 pm

I can pee standing up!
When I am in the shower.
Other than that little 'issue', women are vastly superior

ps - the whole 'super hero' thing reminded me of a T-shirt I saw.
"I'm like a superhero with no powers or ambition"

Made me laugh,
so do you

rm_emeraldss 42F
25 posts
2/7/2006 7:57 pm

well what does the word superior really mean... as for my thought I can pee standing up its not that hard... But remember we have those crazy and wild hormones... Trav you are too...too much at times..


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/7/2006 8:47 pm

You might can stand up to pee, but women can make your pee-er stand up and you will never pee

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
2/7/2006 10:33 pm

<falls in the floor laughin>

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
2/8/2006 12:38 am

Are you kidding me?

If you're going to drink outdoors at night in parks when in High School, you will learn how to pee upright, least some stupid freshmam runs up and knocks you over.

Brian Flannagin, I'm talking to YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

And I was lead to believe years ago that guys just peed sitting down, post dump.

Why stand when you can sit?


rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
2/8/2006 5:02 am

*shakes head* for this post, I will let you believe that, sheeeesh. Those meds they have you on, are messing with your thought pattern there.

hugs, luvs and smiles

womanoirish 53F

2/8/2006 6:06 am

Sighs, smiles that smile WOI reserves for children and gently pats the top of Trav's head

Silly, silly man.

dasher121 36M

2/8/2006 6:48 am

yikes! im ducking and covering on this one man.......Ill keep a bunker open for you to dive into dude, but i dont know how long I can fight them off!!!!

Itll be marked in the snow with your intitials, pee'd by me hahaha.

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
2/8/2006 10:49 am

I truly believe that women are superior... don't get mad at me for this, i'm just saying it, b/c that's the only way i might be able to get women to talk to me on this site. I have motive, you see?

norprin5 55M

2/8/2006 11:13 am

old joke: Pres Bush gets a call from one of his staff, who says "one of the Secret Service guys peed your name in a snow bank." Dubya says "so what?" Staffer says, "it's in your wife's handwriting."

King Nor XVIII

MaggiesWishes 59F

2/8/2006 12:05 pm

"Behind every good ...errrrr... Superior Male is a good woman" who is holding and aiming the penis, because you "Superior male's" can't seem to hit the "big O hole" without out help!

<ends her soapbox theory, as the ladies will agree, as WE are the ones that clean up the bathroom toliet>

AND who was behind you this morning???

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
2/8/2006 3:22 pm

You're basing this on the fact that you get to pee standing up? All out and the open, with a bunch of other guys?

Well, we get our own little private booth, and we get to sit down.

Admirable effort Superhero Babycakes but I think you're gonna have to try again.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
2/8/2006 3:26 pm

I like crazygurl2xx 's attitude. Can we keep her?


Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

DTduzDallas 50F

2/8/2006 3:58 pm

If I tell you I can pee standing up are you going to take my word on it? lmao

DTduzDallas 50F

2/8/2006 3:59 pm

lmfao Daph and Jez...I wasn't gonna elaborate on that either, but since you guys did and all...LMAO


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/8/2006 8:36 pm

Every superhero needs a name and a cape right? I think your right are superior, woman just have more power (I guess that makes us equal then?). example, next time you get pulled over, start crying...the cop is still going to give you a ticket. but a woman...once the waterworks start, she's off with a warning.

FeistySyn 51F

2/8/2006 9:28 pm

Syn just watched The 40-year Old Virgin about 10 mins. ago and is laughing her ASS off picturing Trav pissing in his face or against the wall with his drunken pals

Oh yes... men are *so* superior... sob...


Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

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