You Gonna Eat THAT??????  

travelingintexas 41M
1/10/2006 5:43 am
You Gonna Eat THAT??????

6: 00 AM ‒ Texas/God Time

Straight out of bed I flew this morning. Pumped and energetic. Ready to hit the streets. Make some money. Fight the good fight I was.

OK… *Hangs head in shame*

I admit it… I couldn’t sleep last night.

Anyway, back to my story. Wooooooo Hooooo Take charge kinda mood!

And what better way to take that hill than to start off with some heart pumping, weight dropping exercising. I mean, I figured, once a year can’t kill a man right? So I throw on my shorty shorts, pull the wind suit out of storage, sit down at the chair to lace up my shoes and Bulge is on-line.

So he asks what I am doing and I tell him and somehow the conversation gets around to cannibalism. Now, did you know that New Zealand has a tribe of cannibals called the Maori? Well, I am a big guy. This big guy plans on visiting New Zealand and I suddenly got worried. What… what if they are hungry? I mean… look at me? I’m not an hor's dourves… Traveling is nobodies finger food. I’m more of a Las Vegas buffet, all-you-can-eat kind of man with a complimentary doggie bag thrown in for good measure. Big Daddy Trav could feed the whole tribe and they could last half the winter on leftovers.

Now that’s just not right. I’m up for being dinner for someone special, but a whole tribe? That’s not right! So I expressed my discomfort with my friend bulging_boy who promptly shared with me that someone of my caliber and stature would be looked upon in awe and reverence. Kind of like when you go fishing and catch the big ass 30 year old fish that is huge. Well, ya don’t keep him! You take a picture with him and let him go because he is the Big Daddy Fish and you have respect!

So, this got me to thinking. If I lost weight, I might be eaten. No longer would the Maori look upon me in awe and worship but in hunger and need! I can’t have that.

So, I have resolved, that to save my butt from being dinner and last nights leftovers for the Maori, I can’t start exercising until I come back from New Zealand. So I am going to bed instead.

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
1/10/2006 9:11 am

New Zealand is Paradise! Just stretch out a little time every
time you go to the bathroom, will trick your body
into thinking your are on a Pilates Rack

And before you hop upon the NZ flight,
Just know that you are loved {=} [post 197664]

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/10/2006 9:52 am

Big Daddy....You know what all the women are gonna fight over don't ya?

When you go to NZ...don't let Bulge..get ya out in the wildernes...cuz we don't wanna be reading that you became rump roast for the tribe.

You don't need to lose look just fine the way you are.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

saddletrampsk 54F

1/10/2006 10:48 am

You thinking maybe you're a catch and release kinda guy?

StreaktheFreak 38F

1/10/2006 10:52 am

lmao...perfect logic to me and there is also just more man for some lucky lady to love

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/10/2006 11:19 am

You mean Bulgey didn't try to flog you any BulgeBeGone? Guess that means he loves you just the way you are!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
1/10/2006 11:30 am

Rump roast for the tribe?????? Now that brings a whole new mental movie in my mind.....[size8] YUMMMMMM!!

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
1/10/2006 11:30 am

Rump roast for the tribe?????? Now that brings a whole new mental movie in my mind..... YUMMMMMM!!

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

1/10/2006 12:35 pm

Um, Trav? I hate to be the bearer of potentially bad news but....have you ever considered the idea that maybe, just maybe, Bulgey isn't telling the truth?

I mean, just what tells you that he, himself, is not one of the Maori....planning the big feast for his tribe and luring you there for just that occasion...hmm? Eh? I just might be onto sumthin' here!

Or, it could be the fever coming back on.....

:::whine whine whine::: :::whimper whimper whimper:::

I'm sick and nobody cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!

norprin5 55M

1/10/2006 1:29 pm

clever lad! you might consider eating lots of fried foods, sweets, cakes, that kind of thing. maybe a tub of lard while you're watching TV. that way, if they decide to keep you instead of throwing you back, you can be self-basting!

King Nor XVIII

AlbertPrince 57M

1/10/2006 1:34 pm

One way or another, it's more rump for bulge!

rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
1/10/2006 2:23 pm

well trav, I like some of the other ladies here, think you are great just the way you are

Rump roast? hmmmmm

hugs and smiles

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
1/10/2006 6:42 pm


I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

EroGenOusKitty 41F

1/10/2006 7:41 pm

Uhmm D, hi it's me **waves**...
Get ya Big Daddy A$$ out that door and get running!! Just think, once you get out there, you will be able to see boobage bouncing around you instead of boobage flat on the screen

hugs, giggles and kissie kissie...Ero

EroGenOusKitty 41F

1/11/2006 7:23 pm

D I just read the most amazing words... They are your words within your 400th post!!!!

Through your journey you have felt many emotions and learned many things pertaining to yourself and others who walk this earth... May the teachings of those you admire become part of you, for this way you are able to call upon them when needed...

Remeber the people for whom you have touched and those who have touched you (even if the encounters were less than you had wished for, it is the content of the encounter that is more importent than form)... There will always be love and understanding around you even when you feel alone.

Tonight I celebrate you within my mind, for you truly are an inspiration and worked hard to overcome what you felt needed to be changed...

~A Toast to you D... Ero

Kissie Kissie

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