You Can't Take Yer Toys With Ya!  

travelingintexas 41M
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9/28/2005 3:11 pm
You Can't Take Yer Toys With Ya!

Over the last few days, one of the important issues of our time has been disregarded and sat gathering dust on the shelf without proper discussion. I think it is high time we discussed them. Yes, we are discussing the Art of Toys. Now this is the way I see it from down here in Texas. Something has been made about all these regular toys. Down here in Texas, we gotta make our own.

The Buzz Lightyear Action Figure Blowup Doll
[blog bella_] loves this thing. It is a 6 foot tall Buzz Lightyear Blowup Tall errrr doll. Every time she gets frisky, from the bedroom I hear, “To Infinity and Beyond” and know without a doubt the night is gonna feel like infinity before I get some sleep. It even comes with adjustable laser beams and Tim Allen making the Argggg Arggggg Arggggg sound effects. Creepy if you ask me. (Thanks 34!)

Barney Cockasaurus Ring
It’s Purple. You put it on and it plays “I love you…” Enough said. I hate that thing.

Power Rangers Butt-on Plug
What happens is, you plug it in and it makes a giant crappy robot thing come out of your butt. Works well if used during an orgy and others use theirs with yours.

Lego’s Dil & Do’s Action Extension Set
This comes in a box. You build your own Dil & Do to the size you want. For some of you size queens, this will get to be an expensive piece of fun. You just snap these together and TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instant perfect size. Disclaimer: Please be careful. Toy may break or come apart during rigourous activity. Not my fault… talk to Native, it was her brain child.

There you have it. The four best TOYS on the market this year for fun! Don’t say I didn’t help ya!


34andahalf4U 49M/44F

9/28/2005 3:49 pm

(us) Your welcum....OH MY GOD...just realized that Buzz is a HeterobiROBOsapien!! ..LOL **grinning devilishly**


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/28/2005 4:12 pm

How in the name of all that is perverse and sexy did you get your hands on my proto-type? I told you I'm still working on it, you dumb Texan!


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

9/28/2005 5:57 pm

I can and WILL take my toys with me! I never part with my Hungry Hungry Nymphos (instead of Hungry Hungry Hippos)!

Those lil things will lick and *clears throat* um, you know, all day and all night! LOL!

Jess


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/28/2005 6:25 pm

I'll stick with my Ma-jigger-ma-thing. It has 5 speeds, lol.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
9/28/2005 8:30 pm

Damnit... Trav, Ure just boter the barney ring got stuck amd u swelled up and turned red and had to go to the hospital. Get over it ya big weenie...Blue legos? Remember when i was chasing my cat?

Uh nevermind

Its good to be...ME


dano6332 56M

9/28/2005 8:59 pm

I think the legos are the featured Happy meal toy this month


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/28/2005 10:24 pm

What about good ole GI Joe with his Action Grip

Wetpantyslut Barney doesn't glow but Glow Worm does

LOL Wet's handle sounds naughty when you say it before stuff

Wetpantyslut Barney
Wetpantyslut Trav
Wetpantyslut Luke
Wetpantyslut Glow Worm
Wetpantyslut GI Joe with Action Grip
Wetpantyslut HeterobiROBOsapien
Wetpantyslut Power Rangers
Wetpantyslut Legos


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34andahalf4U 49M/44F

9/28/2005 11:21 pm

Umm... native ...I think we beat you to it...TiT has the evidence

Wanted to say that we like your, "what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas" answer a few blogs back; that was cute.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/29/2005 2:55 am

Luke? It's "GI Joe with the Kung FU grip & Karate Chop action."

I'd suggest keeping that away from your "johnson."


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/29/2005 10:59 am

Trav, to find the blue legos, you gotta use an ultraviolet light. Those suckers glow bright green when exposed to UV rays. Why don't you and da Bunny come over and we'll do some personal research, hm?


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/29/2005 5:07 pm

LOL

Wet what other night was that

Mr. Snuffleupagus only glows when the jumper cables are attached to my nipples

and what do you mean you couldn't find it ... if i had any self respect left that would have hurt

Thanks DT Kung FU grip & Karate chop action makes more sense


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


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