What Is So Hard to Understand?  

travelingintexas 41M
1/2/2006 12:38 pm
What Is So Hard to Understand?

I don't get it... What is so hard to understand about us guys? We are really very simple. If we would just learn to nod our heads yes and throw our "that bitch" occasionaly while you are talking, we would have it made.

Jeff Foxworthy has it right. Expounding on his grandiose thesis he says this. "Ladies, you spend billions of dollars a year on magazines swearing up and down that they know how to help you figure out what YOUR man is thinking. Let me tell you, right here and right now what YOUR man is thinking. Save you some money. Ready????

I want a beer and I want to see something naked!"

That's it. Nothing else.

Don't beleive me? I was sitting here a moment ago, just reading some blogs and thought to myself, "Self, while you eat this Chik-Fil-A sandwich you should message Bulging and say Hi and see how things are going." (I have only talked to him in group chat and not one on one in a couple of days. His hands have been full... errr literily.) So on that note, here is the full measure of our conversation.

travelingintexas ASS!
bulging_boy TWAT!

That's it, nothing more was said... and everything was good with the world again. Funny... you ladies think we are soooo difficult to figure out.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/2/2006 2:46 pm


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/2/2006 2:47 pm


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/2/2006 2:47 pm


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/2/2006 2:49 pm


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
1/2/2006 2:51 pm

I really don't know what is so difficult about us guys. We communicate by gutteral sounds and hand gestures. We tend to think alike (food, sex, booze, sex, sports, sex, tools, sex, cars, sex).

Great insightful conversation you had with Bulging Boy there Trav.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/2/2006 2:52 pm

Oh, sorry. I've sat in on many of these same conversations in chat. I got carried away.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

pinkplaytoyz 50F

1/2/2006 4:21 pm

So, I get naked and hand you a beer, what do you do? What do you think I want?
The difference is, we care about what you want, but we can't make you care what we want, until we take your toys away!lol

DTduzDallas 50F

1/2/2006 4:37 pm

Like Daph, appears pretty common to me. Bite Me

DTduzDallas 50F

1/2/2006 4:38 pm

(can't repeat THAT one in public...)

DTduzDallas 50F

1/2/2006 4:39 pm

(...or THIS one...)

DTduzDallas 50F

1/2/2006 4:40 pm

(...or THAT one...)

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/2/2006 5:34 pm

I have you figured

Your easy to understand

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/2/2006 5:52 pm


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
1/2/2006 7:07 pm

F**ker...that's my favorite. I'm going to have to remember this post the next time I'm attempting to snare one of you creatures into my web. Now...if you could just humor me for a second Trav...I'm going to borrow your space for just a minute. Since I know that everyone who was in our NYE bash will eventually be here to read yours I thought it would be the easiest way to get the word out...

I DID IT That thing we were talking about - that needle through the nip. Did it. Faced my fear, swallowed it down and f**king love it. Not nearly as bad in the doing as in the thinking about it.

Thanks Trav!

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

imBambi 58M/50F

1/2/2006 8:02 pm

I read portions of this to Bambi - she did not understand - well not untill I said that a man's mind replaces the word "shoes" with "sex." It was only then that she was able to understand the workings of a man's mind.

"Mr. Bambi"

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
1/2/2006 8:25 pm

can you feel the love???


womanoirish 54F

1/2/2006 9:51 pm

So what if someone hands you a beer and a mirror and tells you to take off your clothes? Does that work? lol

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/2/2006 9:55 pm


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
1/2/2006 10:04 pm

Don't believe the hype..the best guys are the ones that know that beer and pussy will only get you so far in life. Some are content with that..others search for just a little bit more to these 85 years....


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
1/2/2006 11:15 pm

you are all just Killin me here.... ROFLMAOPMP

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/3/2006 2:29 am



Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 49M

1/3/2006 3:07 am

Sadly... that conversation is word for word accurate

I meant to say spakker twat tho...

Just for the record!

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/3/2006 8:17 am

What about pffft?? You guys forget that one! Spakker!!

Miss Hedge

PS. The number I had to type in? 969... oooooh baby!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
1/3/2006 10:17 am

More like Beavis and Butthead me thinks!
or is it Cock and Dickhead?(just kidding guys)
Damn-I am breaking my new year's resolution-now I have to get off AdultFriendFinder quickly!

tigger4u75 41F

1/3/2006 12:30 pm

Damn - I think you're all a little nuts, but are'nt we all! Ive never thought men were all that difficult to understand. Ive been "understanding" their needs for a while now LOL. Just have fun and let it go!

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

1/3/2006 12:50 pm

Hahaha Daph! You rock!


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

1/3/2006 12:52 pm

Oh - by the way Trav...

Crusty lovin' poo slinger! SPLAT!


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