What Does it Take...  

travelingintexas 41M
12/27/2005 8:34 pm
What Does it Take...

Background Music:
Feeling Good, Michael Buble

To absolutly stop you in your tracks and make you say "OH MY GOD?"

If I was meeting you for our first date tonight, what would absolutly drive you insane if I was to do it for you? Whatever "it" may be.

By the way, excuse the picture. I am having a Butch Heterobisapian moment and to keep it fair, I am featuring the ugliest guy I could find.

Not counting the guy on here named Uglycrankshaft4U.

imBambi 58M/50F

12/27/2005 9:10 pm

Traveling Man,

I'm still a big fan of yours. Thanks for taking the time to drop me a line.

imBambi (aka AtomicKisss)

bulging_boy 49M

12/27/2005 9:13 pm


your blog needs a warning now!


saddletrampsk 54F

12/27/2005 9:19 pm

First date? Sex absolutely..Nuff said

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/27/2005 9:49 pm

Bring me a Pez dispenser of Homer Simpson...tell me the 86 Mets line up, by a sure-fire way to make me lose my breath...BE REALLY REALLY FUNNY!!


SexyRycheBabe 45F
820 posts
12/27/2005 9:50 pm

The thing that you could do to absolutely drive me insane on our first date would be to be LATE!!! OMG, the nerves, the anticipation, the pissiness when you didn't arrive when you were supposed to. I think all of that would end up being a cancelled date.

Unless, you were in a car accident; had projectile vomitting; explosive diarrhea or a major case of the hives, you would not be excused.

caressmewell 53F

12/27/2005 9:57 pm

If the chemistry is there, why not on the first date.

Kimmers777 106F

12/27/2005 10:01 pm

Something no one has ever done before you. Could be anything generous or selfless or chivalrous. It doesn't have to involve flowers, candy, or singing. It just has to be unique from you, something pointedly simple and personal that nobody else could duplicate.

It's called making a great impression, and there is no checklist for making it happen. You just have to lead with your heart.

PS: It shouldn't involve doctored photos!

NaughtyNurseMn 48F
74 posts
12/27/2005 10:20 pm

Love him.

The Naughtiest Nurse You'll Ever Know...


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
12/27/2005 10:21 pm

Good insane or bad insane?

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/27/2005 10:59 pm

Insane good? or Insane bad? I have been driven insane with desire. And I have been driven just plain insane!!!


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/27/2005 11:13 pm

Well, aside from the pic.....I never knew you were such a handsome dev.....oh, uh, um, nevermind!

But, seriously? What would really do it for me? I love when a man has quiet confidence and is self-assured. I love it when he is somewhat assertive and reads me well enough to know that he can go forward without having to ask permission.

I don't mean to be a boorish caveman and club me over the head and drag me back to his dwelling by my hair; but close, kinda. Simply, I just love it when the guy makes the first move. It makes me all breathless, tingly, excited, and.....well, you get the idea.

And if you really, REALLY want to get me all hot.....standing behind me and kissing me on the side of my neck.....ooooh, yes, YES!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/27/2005 11:47 pm

Show up dressed to the nines and take me to play Putt-Putt.

It's the unexpected. Surprise me, sweep me off my feet, entertain me, make me smile.

If all else fails there is that one spot on my neck ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

tillerbabe 55F

12/28/2005 1:40 am

Me thinks "bulge" wants to spank you! (can I watch?)

MaggiesWishes 60F

12/28/2005 1:56 am

If I told you my secret ... then I would be at your total mercy, when we met.

Nice to know ya in the neighborhood,
when I get back home,
sweet darlin'

<~~ humming: The Yellow Rose of Texas

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/28/2005 2:13 am

damn hes a fugly shiela ..*covers her eyes with bunny paw*

Its good to be...ME

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/28/2005 3:33 am

Who is that totally gorgeous guy in the photo??? They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder... could you tell him to get out of my eye?

As for "what the fuck"... that would be when you rang on my doorbell... trust me, that would be all I'd be capable of saying!!

Miss F

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/28/2005 6:52 am

Emmm I think show up with one perfect red rose in hand and we share one perfect evening together-well at least one-lol-whether we go out or stay in or a combination of the two. Well that would be if you wanted to romance me properly and get my goodies-lol.

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/28/2005 6:56 am

Oh and btw-emmm I reeealllyy like that rugged pic of you=that is one sexy look me thinks!Show up like that with the rose!Oh yeah!

1deltafox 51M/47F

12/28/2005 7:13 am

My advice to you is two fold...if it is a person you just wish to be friends with and see no future, by all means be sexy and fullfill all your desires. If the person is someone you are interested in, your goal is to get to know them, you want things to work out for long term kind of things *even maybe* then you need to put the brakes on the sex thing *kissing and fondling ok *wink**

In order to truly get to know someone, have something with them after the sex and butterflies go, you have to leave sex out of it until you have a basic foundation with that person otherwise sex simply eclipses all. That is purely my advice. It is what I've told all 4 of my brothers when they asked me how not to screw up a relationship with a special girl. Take it for what you will.

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
12/28/2005 9:27 am

It's all in "the kiss". Kiss me like you've been waiting for this moment your entire life - like no one else matters or exists in this crazy world. One of those kisses that take your breath away and leaves you weak in the knees, and wanting more. Hands cupped gently around my face, a soft meeting of our lips, then pull back slightly just for a moment, letting that first pulse of electricity travel through our bodies, then a longer, lingering kiss, where one hand travels down to the small of my back pulling me closer to you, your other hand slides under my hair to the back of my head as our lips part and our tongues meet in a deeply passionate dance.

whew...Sorry - drifted off there for a second.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/28/2005 9:37 am

licking my nipples

however.. it may drive you insane too.

i know you will love my swoolen breasts against your lips


silky xxxxxxxxxx

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/28/2005 10:54 am

Well as far as the goodies-I would have plenty of snickers bars on hand for you-lol!!!!!!!!!I really like that rugged look-reminds me of the "Brawny" paper towel commercial where the sexy guy is preparing breakfast...

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/28/2005 12:20 pm

believing that Trav, showing up in of his authetic
glory and simply being the bright and beautiful man that he is
could prove to be interesting first date material and knowing
that he IS smart enough to watch and listen and respond
with humor to clues and open doors in many different ways...
goddess1946 requests more information from TIT....regarding
the definition of *insane* ...

at this point in time,
in spite of a great cup of coffee....
the definition of insane yet remains
foggy, undefined, openended and lame...

the question is: what kind of insane are you askin' about here anyway,trav???

insane like >> WHY did i ever agreed to meet you in the first place kind of insane?

or OMG, you smell so incredibly delicious i wanna eat you up and swallow you deep into my belly kind of insane?

or blissfully and peacefully enjoying your essence bordering on pure insantiy as i spent time with you kind of insane?

insane with passionate desire to be consumed by you as i found myself wanting you to fuck me open 2 God like insane?

or... another level of that dance in that i would find you as a passionate flower that I would want to fuck open to God like insane?


insane like what really melts my sock kind of insane?

You know what is REALlY insane? That I'm taking a coffee
break sitting here thinking about this insanity.

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

MyRealLoverOne 46M

12/28/2005 12:31 pm

Trav...if you showed up at my door wearing a Redskin jersey and had a couple football tickets...well...I would just be floored...No sexual contact though...LMAO

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/28/2005 5:05 pm

Show up at my door with daisy's and a treat for my puppy. Take my hand in yours, look me up and down and just say, "wow". Pull me close and just barely touch my lips with yours. Have the evening completely planned out (please, please, please don't ask me what I want to do!!!), thereby proving to me that you've put thought into our meeting. Touch me...constantly touch me - from a brush across my hand, to a brush across my face, put your hand in the small of my back when we walk or put your hand on the back of my neck and use your fingers to softly stroke as we walk. If things are going well (and I'm sure by this point they would be as I'd be totally entranced), pull me in for a sweet hug. I'd melt. Completley. Simple huh?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/28/2005 6:11 pm

    Quoting MyRealLoverOne:
    Trav...if you showed up at my door wearing a Redskin jersey and had a couple football tickets...well...I would just be floored...No sexual contact though...LMAO
Pardon the side conversation....

And I thought you were a nice guy, at first!

That's it, Trav; you can have your blog back!

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/29/2005 5:17 am

Make me laugh then give me a look that could drive me to my knees to please. Ummm ... I think I'm coming home to visit in April. *wicked grin*

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/29/2005 7:23 am

You know the point of the neck where the shoulder and neck meet? Bite it, suck on it, hold me close, let your hands explore my body. I'm yours.


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/29/2005 9:00 pm

Ok- well then-emmm-send Bulgey to my door-lol-just like that.LOL!God he is gorgeous!

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