We Must Save TallDarkAverage1 From Himself!  

travelingintexas 41M
9/2/2005 11:07 pm
We Must Save TallDarkAverage1 From Himself!

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Dear Friends of Blogland,

After reading talldarkavg1[blog talldarkavg1]post on boobies tonight, it is my personal but most importantly, my professional opinion that we need to save TDA from himself!

We must act quickly, if I am not mistaken, he takes off over the weekend.

I talked to one of our in-house professionals tonight, Witch Doctor Ramalamadingdong, and he said that the only way we could cure him of this addiction to boobage is for everyone to leave a comment on TDA's blog stating one of the following:

1)Boobs are bad!
2)Boobs are evil!
3)Boobs are satan!

Or some variation of this theme! You must be precise and to the point and then you must do a "go away bad boobie dance" over TDA's blog!

If it doesn't work, I will fire Witch Doctor Ramalamadingdong immediatly. (He hasn't really been pulling his weight around the clinc anyway.)

Thank you for your help in this matter!

Dr. Traveling

Ana_6973 43F

9/3/2005 12:03 am

But boobies aren't bad or evil or satan. Well unless a boy has them, then it's kinda questionable, and I'm not talking a TV/TS with implants here either. I'm talking man boobs. A little boobage is okay but excessive boobage (like when a guy is in the B cup on up range, then we gots issues). Aren't we glad TDA is obsessed with girl's boobage and not men's boobage? And you know you don't think boobs are evil, bad or satan. After all, are you planning on flat chested delivery drivers for Pizza Slut? Trust me in saying that won't go over well here in Silicone City. Embrace the boobies and relax.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 2:49 am

Any particular "go away bad boobie dance" steps I might need to learn?

Is it done naked?

pussinboots4u 50M/47F

9/3/2005 5:42 am

Okay - running over to talldark's blog!

pussinboots4u 50M/47F

9/3/2005 5:56 am

**sulking** sorry - didn't work so well Hopefully others will have better luck

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/3/2005 6:26 am

Your Witch Doctor is out of date. Psychology Today, in a campaign spearheaded by Dr BJ Skin states that the latest & most effective tool for curing addiction is systematic desensitization. The subject (TDA) must be repeatedly exposed to the object of his addiction (boobs) over an extended period of time in order to cure his obsessive addiction.
As the owner of an (almost matched) set of boobs, I volunteer to assist in the daunting task of desensitization ...

In the interest of science of course.

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

9/3/2005 10:19 am

Boobies are not bad or evil

Tried the go away boobie dance over his blog, it doesnt work

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/3/2005 11:10 am

Well aren't YOU the troublemaker today! (or yesterday, as the case may be). Perhaps some of us don't want him to lose the boobie obsession...

SJ, I'm with you on this one.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

five_speed 41M

9/3/2005 12:48 pm

Boobs are bad? I think you missed the mark on this one. Even if you are right, for the love of God, the man is 94 years old! If he wants to see nothing but boobs, who are we to challenge his wishes? If I live to see 94, I don't intend to do anything I don't want to do. I'm already saving up money so I can celebrate my 90th birthday by redecorating my house with butts. Butt wall paper, butt plates and silverware, butt door knobs, butt fountains, butts on the sheets, butt-shaped pillows... just lovely, curvy, smooth female butts everywhere. It's going to be good to be 90.

rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
9/3/2005 4:43 pm

thank you so much five speed for adding the clarification that you will decorate with female butts, I was beginning to worry ....

EroGenOusKitty 41F

9/3/2005 5:23 pm

Different names for boobies...Bells, Cha chas, bazookas, bazoomies, bee bite (slang, small breasts), berthas (large breasts, from large German artillery gun in WW, big berthas (plural,large breasts, from large German artillery gun in WW, big McDuffs, blouse bunnies, boob, boobie, bosom, boulders, brace and bits, breast...

bristols (British slang, one source claims from British WWI fighter aircraft called the Bristol Fighter, contracted to “Brisfit”, which rhymed with tit, while another source claims from the Bristol City soccer team), bubbies, bubs, buds, buffers, cantaloups, champagne glass (plural, slang, small breast, from the set of champagne, wine, and beer glasses), chi-chi, chubbies, coconuts, Dolly Partons, double barrel, Double Lotus Peak (plural, Taoist spiritual), droppers, dugs, dumplings (plural, British slang), fun cushions....
globes, grapefruits, headlights, hooters, hummers, jugs, knobs, knockers, light and bitter (plural, British slang, a joke about a barmaid having the two main types of English beer tattooed on her breasts), lungs, mammary, melon, milk wagons, norks (plural, slang), pair (plural, slang), puppies, rack, ski slopes, tabs, ta tas, teat, thirty-eights (plural,large breasts), thr’penny bits (plural, British slang)....

tit, tittie (or titty), twin mounds, top bullocks, tweeters, twin mounds, twin peaks, twins, udder (downward hanging bag of cow, female goat, or other milk producing animals, slang when applied to human breasts), voos, wine glass (plural, slang, medium-size breast, from the set of champagne, wine, and beer glasses), woofers...

Thinking that is about it....

Dreaming in Color and Living in Texture...Ero

rm_quench6969 51F

9/3/2005 6:15 pm

Must say...(had a chuckle here)...spoke with the twins, not Witch Doctor Ramalamadingdong(his clinic is too far away). I may not be much help here for your "go away bad boobie dance" over TDA's blog! It turns out I have one 'good' and one 'evil' twin. I tried in vain to convince them to agree, at least on one side or the other. I must report that they have decided to stay on their own side, not that you can really blame them now...really. In their eyes. They did wish you well...ok, I admit it, the one did. The other...a little fiesty!


9/3/2005 8:36 pm

Okkkkkkkkkkkkk I`m on my way over there now to give it a try, poor little Kenny must be save, or take us all down with him , PERISH THE THOUGHT,I`m trying to be sane, not go further into the boobie hatch hahahahaha.

ThumbChickStool 33F

9/3/2005 10:58 pm

I'd do the boobie dance, but my 42 DD's keep smacking me in the face. Sorry!

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/4/2005 10:42 am

Can I borrow someone's boobies for the dance.....mine already went away!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

EroGenOusKitty 41F

9/5/2005 8:02 am

HARK, how did I forget "casabas"!! I went through every letter of the alphabet!!

lol you like the term McDuffs do you *giggling* Kind of puts a "Bang Bang" sense to the breasts!! Oh no I forgot to put "Breasticles" in my list!!! What is wrong with me, I always use the term Breasticles lol.....Oh I know I was probably looking at texasgals pic at the time (the one above my last post)...I am not bi, but wow some gals on here have some nice McDuffs lol

Not dreaming of McDuffs or Living in the McDuff Texture...Ero

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