Traveling the Backhills: Retro Trav: The Bed  

travelingintexas 41M
7/28/2006 12:23 am
Traveling the Backhills: Retro Trav: The Bed

I just got in from Firewater in Dallas. Great new Texas Country band I've become a groupie for was filming their live DVD there. So I went with friends and previously aforementioned hot blonde. Anyhoo... I dropped her off and came home and was reading some of your reponses to my "what kind of bed should I get" blog post from earlier.

Something reminded me of a blog I did on December 5, 2005 titled My New Bed.... I am not sure there was "story" behind it. If I remember correctly, that was during a rough patch and I hadn't written anything with humor in a few weeks. Enjoy...

Wonder where I have been this weekend? Me too. I got a new bed. Growing up I always wanted a waterbed. They looked so cool.

So I bought me a waterbed on Friday. Now, I got to thinking, water moves around a lot, it is really fluid. Plus, I didn't want to be like everyone else. SO I got to looking around for something to fill it with other than water.

Jelly? Nope... Lighter fluid? Might come in handy later on down the road but that just sounds dangerous.

Having A.D.D. I noticed that on my laptop was a blog of a beatiful woman. I won't reveal who to protect the innocent. Well, I got an urge. Kinda started in my little toe and before I knew it I was REALLY looking at he profile pictures. Well, these things end as these things will end and I had to do SOMETHING with the results.

That is when it hit me. Man Goo Bed. I mean, who has a man goo bed? No one... thats who. I figured hey, there has to be well over a million profiles on this site it shouldnt take me very long.

Geez I am tired. I have carpal tunnel syndrome and I should have bought stock in that lotion manufacurer, but I digress.

I had a king size man goo bed of my very own.

You ask why does he say had? Well, let me tell you.

I was so excited about my man goo bed that I called bardicman and bulging_boy over to look at it. Well it seems that I didnt screw the cap on tight enough. This became self evident when Bard was standing down near the fill up hole and Bulge came running in the room, took a diving leap and landed square in the middle of my new bed.

The only way I know how to describe it is to have you picture an elephant stepping on a roll of toothpaste.

Man was Bard mad at me! I offered to let him borrow one of my shirts so he didn't have to drive home that way but he wasn't even speaking to me. Bulge just sat there in the middle of the bed, scared to even move and calling for his momma. Made a freaking mess in my bedroom too.

Do you know how many profiles it took me to fill up that bed the first time? Ughhhhhhhh

Previous Traveling the Backhills:Retro Trav Posts:
Traveling the Backhills: Retro Trav:The Untold Story
Traveling the Backhills; Retro Sunday... New York, New York!
Traveling the Backhills: Retro Trav, "Movin' On!"
Traveling the Backhills: Retro Trav Sunday
Traveling the Backhills: Retro Trav

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
7/28/2006 1:08 am

ok....... I shot milk out my nose again!!!! Views From The Dark Fortress

want2play926 45F

7/28/2006 5:29 am

omg...I knew you were warped, but didn't think you were that bad!

Choking on hot coffee is NOT fun let me tell ya....I am just happy it didn't shoot out my nose.

Hope you find the bed of your dreams and soon!

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
7/28/2006 7:34 am

Ewww Ewww Ewww!

What a visual!! Although I must say the visual of you filling it is kinda nice.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/28/2006 7:36 am

I don't think Bulgewill be helping fill it this time. He should be about gooed out by now.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Notfunanymore 105F
10289 posts
7/28/2006 8:58 am


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
7/28/2006 4:14 pm

What is an anti-blogger? Does that mean that you are anti-yourself?

What is this world cumming to?

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!

ThumbChickStool 33F

7/28/2006 11:44 pm

OMG, I can't believe you reposted this!!! I'm still trying to get over reading it the first time around. Please tell me you aren't thinking of repeating this incident.

everyone's favorite Las Vegas native

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
7/29/2006 12:06 am

Yup-I thought so-back to-the man-goo bed-lol! You are so funny darling!

brownsugdelite 45F
184 posts
7/29/2006 11:32 am

oh my.. Man goo....Never heard of it referred to that way

WebCam Vixen

bardicman 50M

7/30/2006 7:05 pm

I just vomited up my socks for the second time

Hmmm maybe I should post retro...

I am not dead yet

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
8/1/2006 10:19 pm


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
8/1/2006 10:20 pm

but darling wouldn't that make you a "slackard"?

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