Traveling is Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

travelingintexas 41M
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9/27/2005 6:11 pm
Traveling is Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Throwing Open the Front Door…

Traveling Is Home….
YEAAAAAAAA Babyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!


Where’s the party????


It seems I lost my keys and couldn’t get in. Just quick glimpses of everything that was going on. Seems a bit of an explanation is in order. Now mind you, I know there are many minds on this issue but I feel I need to state my case quietly and calmly for the masses.

There are homosapians.

There are heterosexuals.

There are Lesbians

There are whatever gay men call themselves.

And then there are the few, the proud, the Butch Heterobisapians of the world.


During my downtime, I spent some time in Dr. Evil Traveling Laboratory. Oh yes, while he is not a regular Doctor, he did get the honorary title from Walmart it seems.

After all the poking, all the prodding, all the electroshock therapy to the groin and prostate gland… After numerous, CAT and MRI Scans, CSI and Law and Order, it appears he has come to a conclusion. Like you, I know this is a sex site. Unlike you, I am a Butch Heterobisapian. What does this mean exactly… Well let me tell you.

The only way I can have a meaningful orgasm is to get a comment. I know, I know. It’s different. But hey, we celebrate our differences on this site. I can’t get no satisfaction any other way. It is who I am. It is how I was born. After my testing today, it was proved by Dr. Evil that I orgasm every time I get a comment. It is a sexual need for me, especially since I have no chance of getting the real thing.

If I don’t return the comment, its just like sex without a cuddle. And I am a cuddler! So thank you to all my well wishers. I am fine. All is fine. I am proud of what I am. Say it loud and say it proud baby!

While this pokes fun at all of us, please respond in the manner it was intended as an attempt to have fun and lighten the mood. Lets move on and blog. I have no ill will towards anyone except DTOX and that is just because if I didn't, things wouldn't be normal.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/27/2005 10:35 pm

I will not be contributing to your orgasms Trav... DANGIT!!!!!! This post was an accident...No really... AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Not all over the dang floor...again!


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
9/27/2005 10:36 pm

welcome home..... gotta runmy cat is hollerin at me

Its good to be...ME


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/28/2005 5:52 am

KISS MY ASS.

I loathed at the thought of contributing to your sensual pleasures, but that had to be said.

Glad you decided to stick around. (smooch)


konkali 40F

9/28/2005 12:25 pm

*grins*.. damn some ppl are easy to please!.
It's good to see you back.. it's too happy without a lil razzle


dano6332 56M

9/28/2005 3:43 pm

Trav, Your family freaks me out. How did I know DT would be posting.... Anywho welcome home now clean up your mess and if your serious you may want to invest in the new Tallco reusable hand wipes.


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

9/28/2005 5:48 pm

*Takes the yellow ribbon off the old oak tree*

Welcome home funny man! I'm sure glad you're back and not changin' anything. I mean heck, I didn't read all your dang blogs that day just for you to disappear and never come back -- that woulda been bad and I woulda had to spank!

Jess


Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
9/28/2005 8:55 pm

Here's your fry, happy boy!!


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