Today in the NEWS! READ IT DANG IT!  

travelingintexas 41M
8/16/2005 10:26 am
Today in the NEWS! READ IT DANG IT!

Background Music:
Guns N Roses, Welcome to the Jungle (no not at Starbucks)

In Today's News!

War on Babies Infants whose names are similar to terrorists on the governments "No Fly" lists are being kept off of airplanes. Apparently the US government has declared the skies a "No Cry Zone."

Can't Get no Satisfaction The Rolling Stones are going on tour. Their management is concerned about the amount of controlled substances they will be traveling with - like prune juice, Viagra and TiVo.

Bonnie & Clyde 2 Police captured a Tennessee escapee and his wife. George Hyatte's wife, Jennifer, drove up and killed a guard to help Hyatte escape. It was Hyattes third prison escape. Prison officials said if he does it again, they're going to be really, really mad.

Da Bomb The sixtieth anniversary of the dropping of the atomic bomb on Japan was observed solemnly. When President Bush was shown pictures of the historic event he replied, "If Condoleezza Rice did that, I'm sure they deserved it."

What? No TiVo? Martha Stewart's home confinement has been extended. She reportedly wants to catch the finals of "Brat Camp."

DramaQueen1109 35F
3 posts
8/16/2005 7:56 pm

Ok, who reads the news? That is why I DON'T! Who comes up with all this?! The wording kills me!

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