Three Sappy People Part I  

travelingintexas 41M
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12/15/2005 3:28 pm
Three Sappy People Part I

Title: Three Sappy People
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Year: 1939

Stooges: Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Moe Howard

Director(s): Jules White
Producer(s): Jules White
Screenwriter(s): Clyde Bruckman
Actor(s): Don Beddoe, Lorna Gray, Bud Jamison
Original Short Length:17 Minutes 17 Seconds

Three Sappy People

FADE IN:

INT. Blogland MANSION - LIVING ROOM - DAY


A fancy party is in progress. The butler, a large man named SIZZLE, spoons
some punch from a bowl into a glass as The Countess, a snooty woman with a long cigarette holder and a monocle, looks on.


starlight_runner The Countess: Isn't it rather odd that your mistress hasn't put in an appearance at her own party?

sizzle364 SIZZLE (hands her the punch): Uh, yes, Madame. I'm sorry, Madame.

The Countess walks off with disdain. The butler shoots a glance across the room. We follow his gaze with a FAST PAN TO the man of the house Mr. Rumsford,a rather mousy gentlemen who sits worriedly in a chair. His friend Dr. York stands over him, smoking a cigar.

Mr. Rumsford (to himself): Where is she?

Mr. Rumsford pounds his fist into his hand and rises abruptly.

Mr. Rumsford: Where is that wife of mine?

expatbrit49 Dr. York: Now, take it easy, Mr. Rumsford.

SIZZLE arrives with a tray of drinks.

sizzle364 SIZZLE: A drink, sir?

Mr. Rumsford and York each take a drink.

Mr. Rumsford (to SIZZLE)Any word from Mrs. Rumsford?

sizzle364SIZZLE Not a word, sir. I'm terribly upset.

Mr. Rumsford You're upset. What about me? She invites all these people to her birthday party and then runs out on them!

sizzle364SIZZLE She always does that, sir. She'll probably be back in a day or two.

Mr. Rumsford (chokes on his drink) Day or two?!

SIZZLE makes a face and walks off.

CONTINUED INSIDE AS COMMENTS


bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
12/15/2005 6:48 pm

Sointly, nyuk nyuk nyuk


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/15/2005 6:59 pm

That's not acting. That's real life for those three.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/15/2005 7:06 pm

can't wait for part II


bardicman 50M

12/15/2005 11:37 pm

ROFL

God we are a sad lot.



I am not dead yet


norprin5 55M

12/16/2005 9:26 am

i smell Oscar!!

King Nor XVIII


expatbrit49 62M

12/16/2005 1:37 pm

lol this whole play thing is taking off all over Blogland

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/16/2005 9:53 pm

Yes, the theatre blog industry is thriving now. As far as history is concerned, the first one appeared back in May.


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