Things Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmotherbrother Used to Say!  

travelingintexas 41M
10/8/2005 5:22 pm
Things Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmotherbrother Used to Say!

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As I sit here with Whatabigcockyagot and watch the hidden web cams we have scattered throughout Tennessee, I am pondering how much I miss my Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmotherbrother. She was such a wise old woman. I just realized so much of my life has been defined by the things she used to tell me.

A little "birdy" told me!

All I do is follow you around, picking up after you like some maid.

Am I talking to a brick wall?

Your a couple of Togas short of an orgy arent ya?

You WILL eat it and you WILL like it!

Don't eat that, you'll get worms!

Don't make me get up!

Don't pick that scab, it'll get infected.

Don't pick your nose in public.

Grandmotherbrother on DTOX:
She left the store without all her groceries...

That girls got the IQ of a salad bar.

That girl inspired the saying "a mind is a terrible thing to waste."

Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.

Long on dry wall, short on studs.

Looking for a nickel in the corner of a circular room.

Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

Grandmotherbrother had 7 husbands. This is what she had to say about them:

Wanna know how my husbands were like lawn mowers?
They were hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they didn't work.

What do my ex-husbands and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

Wanna know how I got your grandaddyuncle to stop biting his nails?
Made him wear shoes.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Boy, I sure miss her. So tell me, what did your mom or grandma say that is still stuck in your mind even today?


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/8/2005 6:29 pm

Don't give any candy to strangers.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

BadlyRusseBairn 63M

10/8/2005 6:58 pm

My Grandpa used to say "Watch out for the 3-T's" If it has Tits or Tires .... it's going to give you Trouble !!! Then my Granny would smack him on the shoulder and say thats not true ... If it has Tires or Testicles it's going to give you a lot of Trouble !!

SJH - Pennsylvania

Ladyblue85 58F

10/8/2005 6:59 pm

Don't feed that animal -- he'll just follow u home. (oh wait, she WASN'T talking about the 4-legged critter.)

If ya don't use it, you'll loose it. (yep, getting dried up here myself! lol )

If you go picking that, you better be planning on eating it! (referring to everything from noses to veggies on the vine)

ThumbChickStool 33F

10/8/2005 7:04 pm

My grandmother tells me, in her sage Cuban ways, "El diablo sabe mucho. No por ser diablo, pero por ser viejo". For you non-Cubans, that'd be "The devil knows alot. Not because he's the devil, but because he's old."

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
10/8/2005 10:43 pm

My grandmother used to say..."Hide and watch", "believe all of what you see and half of what your hear"...."don't let the grass grow under your feet"....

My grandpa used to say..."'s cold and's hot"..."work smart, not hard"..."never steal from your employer...your weekly paycheck is more valuable than whatever is in the til"..." are my Sunshine.."

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

tillerbabe 55F

10/9/2005 1:52 am

"It's colder than a witch'sTiT!"

-Mom (mom's from Texas)

bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/9/2005 5:25 pm

a grandmotherbrother? Do I have one of those? trav, am I missing something here?

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