There Is Porn On The Internet?  

travelingintexas 41M
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10/19/2005 11:31 am
There Is Porn On The Internet?

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OK… So let’s pretend. You’re going along, minding your own business looking at internet porn right? You suddenly come across the MILF sites or other like minded sites that take different situations and base the whole site off of that particular situation. Weenies sticking through open pizza boxes come to mind.

Anyway, you’re flipping along, find a site that interests you and low and behold, your sister, your mother, your girlfriend, your brother, your husband, your wife is having extreme monkey sex and you are caught speechless. HEY! You think to yourself! They were supposed to be shoe shopping!

My question is… What in the world would you do next?

BTW...

Go Astros!!!


bigfurrybear 41M

10/19/2005 12:55 pm

Depends on who it was.

Mother-I would probably have a heart attack and die.

Daughter-I would print it out, hang it on her door, and wait to see the look on her face when she came home.

Wife-I would ask her where she has been hiding all these years!!


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

10/19/2005 1:18 pm

I am sure this has happened to someone out there for real.

I dotn have a sis

Mom, nawww way too conservitive.
Wife, no not into camera.

Goldfish, maybe she would get into aquarium cam!


rm_deaminveni 50M
116 posts
10/19/2005 1:23 pm

LMAO. GOOD QUESTION! Okay, depends on who and whether I knew.

Wife - If I knew I'd fuck her there and then, if I didn't I'd wonder why? Hell, I'd confront her and then do her right (Being divorced this is no longer a problem for me.)

Girlfriend - Hey, as long as I was in the video/pictures too, no problem. If I knew she was doing it, chances are we'd have some hot sex afterwards. If I didn't know she was doing it, would I be pissed!

Mother-in-Law (well, ex-Mother-in-law in my case) Wouldn't suprise me at all, she's a hot momma (also a widow) and up for it. I might ask why she didn't invite me to the party (or is that too sick?).

Daughter - WTF? Nope, can't even think about that one. (That said, I have a son not a daughter, so my only question would be "Was it good?"

Mother - Nope, definitely don't want to go there. I'm one of those guys who doesn't (most definitely doesn't) want to KNOW that his parent fuck like bunnies (or appear on porn sites). (I'm all for them doing it, I just don't want to KNOW that they do it.)

Cousin/Niece - None of my business, but if they look hot. NO! I'm not confused! Fuck! Erm. Hang on, did I say that out loud? Okay, I'd ask their parents if they knew (maybe).


TopFisher 63M

10/19/2005 3:15 pm

TT WTF are you doing looking at internet porn anyway?

(as momma is headed for the willow tree for a fresh switch)

You little dirty bastard, I'm ganna give you the whipping of your life!!!!

But moma, I feel so bad now, I called daddy daddy all these years, are you saying he's not my real daddy?

Sounds of the willow branch slashing the air and landing on bared flesh! Whatck Whack Whack!


bulging_boy 49M

10/19/2005 3:22 pm

Pretend?

Man that happens to me on a daily basis.

All I can do is go back to the zoo and shout at those dirty fuckers.

Stay away you bastards. Are you not content with the spray painting job you have at the moment?

Well obviously not.

Then I'd wonder how the fuck they got out.


bulging_boy 49M

10/19/2005 3:26 pm

I thought they were happy [post 108904]

Looks like the threats stopped working and they had to look at other options.

I hate monkeys now.

Bastards


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

10/19/2005 4:23 pm

MOM- go MOM but couldn't you have warned me so i could stay away from that site
DAD- thats just SICK!
Hubby-dirty lil bastard, If I didnt know I would break his balls, with a nut cracker...im mean like that...If I did know, cool, can I be there for the shoot???
daughter- would do what bigfurrybear said....after i got over the horror of seeing my angel (ok so she has no halo, but two sets of horns) in that way......shudders


dano6332 56M

10/19/2005 5:14 pm

mmmmmmmm good question I guess if it is my baby it is back to the single life again. Hell she is welcome to do as she wishes but I would expect to know in advance. No daughters thank goodness and if it is my wife I hope he knocks her up and they live happily ever after.

Oh yeah GO WHITE SOX


AmberSolaire 42M

10/19/2005 5:51 pm

Cant help wondering why traveling is asking this.That should teach you not to log onto your mums computer with her password!

I guess the correct answer is "bookmark it" do I win a prize.lol


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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/19/2005 6:02 pm

I would be shocked, but if they are happy, then right on!

DustStormDiva


lushgirl69 49F

10/19/2005 6:32 pm

I have to say that has kept me from doing the on line sex thing...
I think my dad's a freak, too.
I can't imagine...

"Not my little girl!"


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/19/2005 8:28 pm

I know my sis is a very sexual person and I also know that she and her husband have a cam that they play on with other couples (cam to cam). I'm okay with her doing that...it's HER sex life and I certainly want her to be a sexual person 'cause I sure am, but I really don't want to see it! That would kinda freak me out a bit!

I'm sure we'd laugh about it though! We have a close relationship and I'd just have to tell her about some of the things I do to make her feel not so embarrassed!

Jess


bulging_boy 49M

10/20/2005 4:27 am

Whaddya mean 4-5 guys?


34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/20/2005 4:29 pm

(him) First of all...I'd get rid of all them pesky blue dots...lol

(her) Funny thing is....this HAS happened to me. With one of my female cousins. At first I was like..."hey, that looks like ____" so I looked again and was like... "HOLY S*#@! that IS her! " I've never told her that I found this....I'm waiting for the perfect moment......


bulging_boy 49M

10/20/2005 6:56 pm

I was just looking at the 4 - 5 bit, and thinking... well... it's either one or the other surely?

unless... one of us is a great great brothersister


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