The Truth About Bathroom Cleaner and Other Useless Thoughts...  

travelingintexas 41M
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8/31/2006 2:19 pm
The Truth About Bathroom Cleaner and Other Useless Thoughts...

I just got done cleaning the house. Yea I hear ya… The amazing things one can do with bathroom cleaner and a scrub brush are mind-blowing. I mean, where is the Guinness Book of World Records when you need them? I had no idea you could do with Lysol Toilet Bowl cleaner what I was able to do. I won’t go into depth for all your virgin ears. Suffice it to say I am not sure half of it is legal in the contiguous 48 states. (Note: One must always be wary of the two uncontiguous states and territories.)

All of that to say, I am spoiled. Damn right, I admit it. I am spoiled and I don’t care. I would much rather pay someone to do the cleaning than actually do it myself. Don’t get me wrong, scrub brush and bathroom cleaner aside, housework sucks wouldn’t you agree?

Well this got me to thinking. Where can one find a Dominican immigrant with big hooties that will do your housecleaning work butt naked? Come now people, I know dang good and well you each have a big hootied Dominican woman that does yours and you are just holding out on me? Right? Right? Isn't that the arguement being made? I shouldn't be able to find an American to do my housecleaning? I mean who is gonna work at such paltry rates from America! So I gotta hire an immigrant... Right?

I knew it…

I hate fake porn. You know what I am talking about. It is on every cable station with the last word max in the title every single night. It isn’t even good porn. It is the cheesy we can’t show anything, there is no way that angle actually works at that pace kind of porn that makes you yawn while really wondering if you have the energy to watch it much less participate. Or maybe it is just me. Course since all of you have the big hootied Dominican woman at your house I guess I am the only one that watches this drivel. Not that I would actually admit to watching it to you. You know what I mean?

I’ve been spending some time out in the blogs reading and commenting. There is drama going on across the pond, drama happening on this side of the pond, fake profiles here, idiots there…

***Sigh***

I love the blogs. I really do. I mean, where else can people get so caught up in bullshit that really matters so damn little? I have always said the name should be changed to Survivor: Blogland.

I mean seriously, have you ever given much thought to why 85 million people flock to this little hovel and lie, cheat, steal, backstab and make shit up just for the hell of it? Gawd, if I had a quarter for every idiot that wasn't who they said they were on here, I could pay my dominican a year of immigrant wages!I think it is kind of funny actually. Oh I know, I have done my share and probably will again but I always loved it and still do. Why? I am a sucker for high drama I suppose. Same reason I watch crappy reality TV shows and call in and vote. Admit it, you love it to. Oh I know, many will say I am here to just write, but like a car wreck, we cant help but stop and look because we love the high drama.

Enough about drama. Haaaaa I said enough about drama in my blog. As if my entire blog isn’t drama every damn day. Anyway, I am gonna go look for job wanted ads for a big hootied Dominican chick. Actually, I first must go and see Satan today and work out.

Woooo Hoooooo



rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
8/31/2006 5:20 pm

HEy u,

I am getting ready to join the gym myself.

Was going out tonight, but decided to IM and blog instead.

When you coming back to Baltimore?

Miss you,

Purry {=}

Purry


TXBITCH2006 49F

8/31/2006 6:37 pm

Damn, I suddenly have an unusual want to be Dominican at the moment


earthShiva 59M

8/31/2006 6:51 pm

Hey Trav!

I have a great recipe for a punch made with Lysol, Myers rum, passion fruit. It doubles as a high colonic and chelation therapy. You have to mix it exactly right, though, so don't do any experimenting. I'll get it to ya.

I had two different Dominican housekeepers at various times. They were the ideal housekeepers, but eventually I had to let them go when the place needed cleaning...


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

8/31/2006 8:08 pm

whatever you cleaning something. i know better and by the way thanks for spending time with me one night this week while I was single....... (guilt trip) I can't believe you could not break away from hot blonde chick and satan long enough to go eat bufflo wings.


1deltafox 51M/47F

8/31/2006 8:20 pm

Hmmm, Lysol you say? Borateem does a myriad of jobs too...bathroom to kitchen to laundry to well...you know.

I no longer belong to the contiguous lower 48, but rather BFE AK. I like it here, but think there would be copious offers for you to have whatever needs cleaning cleaned in as asthetic a setting as possible...


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
8/31/2006 10:04 pm

Tell Satan i said HI! I'll be back on your side of the border in a few weeks, how far is Texas city from you!? How is the Hooters up there Things I must know before I travel!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/31/2006 10:33 pm

    Quoting TravelinsAuntPat:
    whatever you cleaning something. i know better and by the way thanks for spending time with me one night this week while I was single....... (guilt trip) I can't believe you could not break away from hot blonde chick and satan long enough to go eat bufflo wings.


Hell Pat, I've been in town 3 weeks and not seen hide nor hair of him. I should have just called you.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
9/1/2006 2:11 am

*crosses fingers behind back*
I never watch reality shows.
I've never called in to vote for one. <-- that is actually true
I never get caught up in the drama here.
Ever.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
9/1/2006 9:50 pm

ure such a dork

Its good to be...ME


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

9/2/2006 11:56 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Hell Pat, I've been in town 3 weeks and not seen hide nor hair of him. I should have just called you.
if your still here let me know.......


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/6/2006 11:28 am

don't mix chemicals Trav..

*poof*

TTFN


want2play926 45F

9/8/2006 3:27 pm

Hmmmm, I have some Dominicans that married into my family....


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