The Caption Weekend Before Christmas  

travelingintexas 41M
12/17/2005 9:32 am
The Caption Weekend Before Christmas


Where's the Ho, Ho Ho's?

Alright folks...

You know the drill... It is that time. Caption Weekend. For christmas, I am wrapping myself up and offering moi for your captioning pleasure! Have fun and who said you couldn't be naughty or had to be nice?

Caption Weekend History!

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/17/2005 9:46 am

What a great present! I find you wrapped up for ME???

My caption for You!

Any woman would be fool to turn down this gift.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/17/2005 9:47 am

Im waiting for the prunes to kick in

Its good to be...ME

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/17/2005 9:48 am

"Guess where I hung the mistletoe?"

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

norprin5 55M

12/17/2005 9:56 am

sadly, santa trav could never understand why the children were afraid to sit on his lap...

King Nor XVIII

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/17/2005 10:00 am

Forget the presents, just leave Santa T under my tree.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/17/2005 10:02 am

I think it was Santa Bulgey said we had to be naughty or nice-I think both will be ok.

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/17/2005 10:26 am

My caption for your pic is emmmm-Trav if you were closer-you would be smiling in your next pic-yep-that's the one!

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/17/2005 10:32 am

**slide giggles...cuz the thought is too Naughty to share** {=}

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

DTduzDallas 50F

12/17/2005 11:08 am

You're not wearing any pants in the pic are ya perv?

TTigerAtty 62M

12/17/2005 11:16 am

My caption, Trav, is as follows:

Drunk or Sober
By the FBI, the Texas Rangers and Interpol
For the following high crimes and misdemeanors:
Impersonating Santa Claus, littering hotel and restaurant parking lots with cigarette butts and spent cigarette lighter, punching out a young man in a hotel parking lot, excessive usage of hotel and Starbuck's coffee shop hi-speed wireless internet services, singing Texas cowboy and country music to AdultFriendFinder lady members, breaking the hearts of many young maiden, and othe crimes and misdemeanors to numberous and disgusting to mention.
Physical Description:
Tall, big biceps, tatoo on left bicep, walks like a Texan, wears a cowboy hate, smoke cigarettes when he has 'em, and carries notebook computer. Last seen with Santa's cap on his head and a sorrowful looking frown upon his face.
3 months AdultFriendFinder Gold Membership

kyplowboy22 61M

12/17/2005 11:37 am

Was that the look you had on your face when you left Bard's house this morning?


PS: Have a lil decency, man....wipe that man gravey off your shirt!

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/17/2005 11:47 am

It was a dark stormy night...lightening sizzled as she walked through the door. (Sorry...that's just what that pic makes me think of...(giggle)).

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

Valdrane78 38M

12/17/2005 2:19 pm

The Fonz gets the Christmas spirit!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

micahbiguns 50M

12/17/2005 2:44 pm

Dammitt Santa Trav is here, WTF you crybabys want for Christmas? To bad cause ya aint gonna get it, except for you missie your a mighty fine little filly. Come over here and sit on santa Trav's lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up. *Dirty old man lear crosses his face* Then overheard are a bunch of X rated whispers. And as he turned to led the little lady out he was heard to proclaim may you all get screwed tonight!! lol

Kimmers777 106F

12/17/2005 3:10 pm

Caution: Never eat warm Snickers bars. (Look what it did to Santa!)

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
12/17/2005 6:41 pm

"Santa was very unhappy with the results of his experience on Queer Eye for a Straight Guy."

wife4stranger 57F

12/17/2005 8:09 pm

Santa baby.....I've been very good at being quite naughty.....

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/17/2005 8:15 pm

emm wears a cowboy hat -mmmm-I like that
but the pic in your last post looks like the blues bros

and they crowd says....

bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
12/17/2005 9:26 pm

Rats, that was my answer Kimmers...

Trav's chestnuts roasting over a bic lighter

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/18/2005 6:19 am

Totally cool! Hey guys! C'mere and watch me blow large cotton balls outta my ear!

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