The Bachelorette- The Swimsuit Contest  

travelingintexas 41M
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11/23/2005 10:21 am
The Bachelorette- The Swimsuit Contest

Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome Back and thank you! The Slowest Competition in Blogland is again here!

Here are our lovely ladies:

tillerbabelucioustulip
Miss Tillerbabe & Miss Lucioustulip

Our Gentleman are as follows:
ambersolairedariuscole
Mr. Solaire & Mr. Cole
sizzle364albertprincebulging_boy
Mr. 364, Mr. Prince & Mr. Boy


I have the scores in from our two lovely ladies from the last round's competition.
Mr. Boy- 18
Mr. Cole- 17
Mr. Prince- 15
Mr. 365- 14
Mr. Solaire- 12

OH My Goodness! It looks like the tribal women have spoken and MR. Solaire is going home! Please feel free to leave your losers speech in this post Mr. Solaire, you are free to be bitter and angry if you need to be, in fact it is encouraged. Heck, I would be! After all, this is reality blogging! Oh yea and thank you for playing!

So on with the show!

THIS post will be for everyone. This is the Bachelorette Swinsuit Contest!

Today’s Contest!

Audience/Masses:
We are going to have our Gentleman pose in their swimsuit attire! (Mr. Solaire and Mr. 69iner may play for the fun of it but will not be scored LOL ) Because this is a humorous Swimsuit contest, we encourage each of you to provide ideas for our remaining contestants!

Gentleman:
Todays contest is simple. A picture of you in your Swimsuit. Now, you shall be judged on originality and humor. Humor is the number one trait the majority of woman seek. So spice up your swimsuit contest picture with humor!

What To Do:
Take a picture of yourself in your swimsuit! Then post it on your blog and link us to it from this blog post.

Ladies, do not post your scores. I will do this all at one time

The Gentleman with the lowest score will receive an elegant boot in the ass out the door and into a waiting limo to a local pub to get wicked drunk.

Thank you and good luck!

Gentleman Traveling



RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/23/2005 11:18 am

Sorry travelinginexas, but Rod Tender cannot participate in this competition. Not only is it impossible for a mere two dimensional photo to capture the stunning breadth of magnificance, but it would be unfair to the other contestants.


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
11/23/2005 11:31 am

can you make a new rule that would make mr 364 wear a speedo for this portion of the competition.....i'm giddy at that thought!


bulging_boy 49M

11/23/2005 12:10 pm

twat

I wish I never told you I swam nakie now


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/23/2005 12:45 pm

One word...SPEEDO'S...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


AmberSolaire 42M

11/23/2005 4:15 pm

Oh Infamy ....infamy ......they all got it infamy.lol
Im now going to have to starve the kids and remortgage the house to pay off that substantial bet I put on myself to win..........

Cruelty thy name is woman.




LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
11/23/2005 7:21 pm

Amber - I'll be your consolation prize, if you're interested. lol

Lusty


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
11/23/2005 7:33 pm

LMAO, I am so lost on your compition.. but if I had known.. Amber would have gotten my vote.. hands down, along with my lips, knees.. ..T

T




starlight_runner 39F

11/23/2005 11:07 pm

ooooooooo my u have thrown out the only decent man on there! whats with u girls are u blind.


tillerbabe 55F

11/24/2005 12:39 am

[color magenta} Slide.. NOoooooooooo! Yikes! Speedos!?!?! Those are just for my "special" man Tit!..he IS the only one htat can do them justice. Can I ask for a speedo "ban" at this time???? Pullleeeze? i'm scared Mommy....men in SPEEDOS!


starlight_runner 39F

11/24/2005 2:26 am

    Quoting rm_lucioustulip:
    Not blind, if you'll read each rounds question you'll see it is not a contest of looks. It's about creativity, and humor.
oooooooooo so sorry I clearly didnt understand and used the wrong word.

I didnt mean blind, I meant stupid.

Kisses Star


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/24/2005 3:47 am

Gobbles!


raptor880 39M

11/24/2005 5:06 pm

AdultFriendFinder slapping.

This blog has nonstop entertainment. go on she called you stoopid you going to accept that or is it a fair assesment?.lol


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/25/2005 12:01 am

Hhmmmm... not sure I like it when women start bitching... Girls, girls, girls... it's only a bit of fun, for heaven's sake!!

Now... where are these swimsuits piccies???

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


starlight_runner 39F

11/25/2005 12:20 am

Let me think lucious........mhmmmmmmm nope I wont shut up, and I think u need to learn to read.I was calling u stupid.So what u saying ? are u saying u used the wrong words when voting?.U get my opinion as Trav is 4 free speech darling.

btw is that cellulite I spy sitting below your saggy behind.

Kisses Star


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
11/25/2005 6:08 am

Amber, are you somehow controlling stralight_runner's mind? You don't have to be that bitter.


starlight_runner 39F

11/25/2005 8:27 am

That might be so Mr IdealSmile but if I want your help I will ask 4 it.As 4 u secret I have my own mind and am perfectly capable of speaking on my own account thank u.

If u want to know Ambers opinion I suggest u ask him.


AlbertPrince 57M

11/25/2005 9:39 am

star, now that your favourite is gone, I hope you'll still be cheering on the brit?


AlbertPrince 57M

11/30/2005 12:35 am

I'm just waiting for the weather to improve so i can do my shots on the beach


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