The Bachelorette- The Free For All  

travelingintexas 41M
posts
11/14/2005 12:35 pm
The Bachelorette- The Free For All

Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome Back and thank you! The Slowest Competition in Blogland is again here!

Here are our lovely ladies:

tillerbabelucioustulip
Miss Tillerbabe & Miss Lucioustulip

Our Gentleman are as follows:
luke69inerambersolairedariuscole
Mr. Bowtie, Mr. Solaire & Mr. Cole
sizzle364albertprincebulging_boy
Mr. 364, Mr. Prince & Mr. Boy


I have the scores in from our two lovely ladies from the last round's competition.
Mr. Cole- 19
Mr. Prince- 15
Mr. Solaire- 14
Mr. Boy- 12
Mr. 364- 11
Mr. 69iner- 5

OH! It looks like the tribal women have spoken and MR. 69iner is going home! Please feel free to leave your losers speech in this post Mr. 69iner, you are free to be bitter and angry if you need to be. Heck, I would be! Oh yea and thank you for playing!

So on with the show!

THIS post will be for everyone. This is the Bachelorette Free For All!

Today’s Contest!

Audience/Masses:
This is the one you have all been waiting for. Ask the contestants any questions that you want inside this post. Try to stump them. They will be judged based upon their answers to your questions. So ask questions often!

Gentleman:
We are opening it up today for questions from the masses. They can be questions to you about life, life or sex... well pretty much anything. You will need to do your best in answering as many questions that you can.

What To Do:
Answer you admirers questions in this post! Pretty simple really

Ladies, do not post your scores. I will do this all at one time

The Gentleman with the lowest score will receive an elegant boot in the ass out the door and into a waiting limo to a local pub to get wicked drunk.

Thank you and good luck!

Gentleman Traveling



AmberSolaire 42M

11/14/2005 12:43 pm

Me first to Mr boy.....does not participating in an online strip after committing yourself to it show:

a.Dishonesty
b.Cowardise
c.A general lack of integrity
d.Other...........


bardicman 50M

11/14/2005 2:49 pm

My question is for bulging_boy also.

If you were out in style with tillerbabe and she accidently called you by my name.... How you you react?



I am not dead yet


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/14/2005 3:38 pm

Laugh Bardic! Do you honestly think Bulge would care what Tiller called him as long as he was out with her? As long as she called him anything but late, he'd be there.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/14/2005 3:45 pm

This question to Mr.364. Have you ever considered getting a bigger place so you you could stand up straight?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


lushgirl69 49F

11/14/2005 5:23 pm

THIS CONTEST IS FIXED!!!!
I HAVE THE RESULTS HIDDEN IN MY "PRIVATE VAULT".....
I can be bribed.........

like the pic, Trav.........very cinema noir....


lushgirl69 49F

11/14/2005 5:24 pm

Oh, Cole....whatever will you do?????


hotnympho81 35F

11/14/2005 5:39 pm

This one is for all the boys: You have 24 hours to be a woman what would you do. She must be a celebrity so we all know who you are.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/14/2005 6:11 pm

To all the boys:

What part of the body will you run first in a massage to the lovely ladies and why?

Its good to be...ME


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/14/2005 7:59 pm

this one's for all the guys... you've got one night with your lady before leaving on business for 6 weeks. what do you do for her to make sure she'll be yours when you get back?


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/14/2005 9:23 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Mr. Cole...

    You are out to dinner with Ms. Tulips. She comes across her recently broken up with, severly angry ex boyfriend that is trying to quit smoking. How do you defuse the situation?
Who says I'd want to diffuse the situation?

I deal with sociopathic inmates every day. I would probably see how well I could push his buttons...

Starting with lighting up a smoke...

I love knowing what makes people tick...but I like fucking with people's minds even better...


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/14/2005 9:50 pm

Okay, I have a question for Amber -

You're having sex with this woman... And right before you cum, she tells you that she had a sex change operation...and used to be a man.

Her name was Russell.

What do you do?


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/15/2005 12:02 am

chokes on my gum due to Coles question.....lmfao


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/15/2005 12:05 am

Mr. boy Your lady decides on the very first "playdate" she wants to tie you up. Then leaves you for an hour to catch her favorite show. How do you pay her back?


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/15/2005 12:06 am

What after I poured out my heart to those two ladies?

I should have been number one in their fantasies instead they treat me like number two.

That's it my heart is forever broken ... I will never love again ... Never I tell you ... I'm going Mo

Ooo ... Lushgirl69 ... Hi I would like to woo you purty lady … so we kin get nekkid!!!

Mmmn I like the 69 in your handle ... Does it give you any ideas of what you can do with someone named Luke69iner Sweetie {=}

Can I see the private vault Lushgirl ... Plueezzee


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/15/2005 12:13 am

Mr Sizzle, while on a date to some premiere, your date accidently spills her drink in your crotch, how do you handle the situation?


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
11/15/2005 12:29 am

Mr. Cole, CRISIS! Your personal eyebrow waxer "Aldo", had to leave the under duress. How will you prepare yourself for your big date?

LET'S GO METS!!!


rm_vipercb 41M
101 posts
11/15/2005 2:01 am

Ok This is for everyone:
#1; things are getting hot and heavy on your date with either lady, when do you take the tube socks out of your pants?

#2; whats the best thing to happen to you in the last week?


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
11/15/2005 7:53 am

For all the guys...

Beatles or Stones?

Who is your most fantasized about celebrity and if you had to choose between a night with them or a night with your most fantasized about AdultFriendFinder member, and you knew they both wanted to bang you, which would you choose?


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
11/15/2005 7:56 am

If not you, who would you like to win the contest, and why?


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
11/15/2005 8:06 am

Amber - You think you're so hot, don't you?

Darius - What's the secret behind getting the ladies to enjoy the occasional bitch session you indulge in?

Siz - Is it true what they say? Who do you think in the competition has the smallest......tongue?

Al - What brand you chugging? And what are you doing with your other hand?

Bulge - How'd you burn off your eyebrows?



Please no one hurt me.


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
11/15/2005 8:10 am

Looks like Darius is the early favorite...

predictable, but I got a feeling he won't be leading the whole way through......


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/15/2005 10:08 am

for the boys...

you have a nice dinner with your lovely lady, you go back to her place...

You are curious and want to know more about her:

when given the chance...do you:

a. look in her fridge and cupboards
b. look in her medicine cabinet
c. look at her cell phone
d. look through her purse
e. look through her underwear drawer
f. respect her privacy

If you don't answer honest, you will get shrinkage...

TTFN


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/15/2005 11:35 am

Fuck....I am going to be here all day answering these questions...

Oh well...while I'm at it, I might as well feed trav's comment whore addiction...


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/15/2005 11:38 am

    Quoting rm_cockmerollme:
    Mr. Cole, CRISIS! Your personal eyebrow waxer "Aldo", had to leave the under duress. How will you prepare yourself for your big date?
That's when I call Kip...

ALWAYS have a back-up waxer!

Gotta be prepared for those unforseen emergencies...


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/15/2005 11:52 am

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    For all the guys...

    Beatles or Stones?

    Who is your most fantasized about celebrity and if you had to choose between a night with them or a night with your most fantasized about AdultFriendFinder member, and you knew they both wanted to bang you, which would you choose?
Other than wondering how Keith Richards has violated every known law of human toxicology, I would have to say neither. Both groups suck. Give me Zeppelin or Floyd any day over those two...

I don't fantasize about celebrities...but if I had to choose I would pick Keira Knightley...

And as much as I find a female English accent HIGHLY erotic, this is really NO contest at all.

I would definitely choose banging my most fantasized about AdultFriendFinder memeber, without a moment's hesitation, or any second thoughts about it...


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/15/2005 12:01 pm

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    If not you, who would you like to win the contest, and why?
Mr. 69iner...

I love rooting for the underdog and seeing people triumph over seemingly insurmountable odds...

Not to mention, trav told me last night that seeing luke's head on Tulip's body in his post Newest Picture... kinda turned him on in "a strange, but enjoyable way..."

Now that has to be worth something...


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/15/2005 12:47 pm

    Quoting redlipsprincess:
    for the boys...

    you have a nice dinner with your lovely lady, you go back to her place...

    You are curious and want to know more about her:

    when given the chance...do you:

    a. look in her fridge and cupboards
    b. look in her medicine cabinet
    c. look at her cell phone
    d. look through her purse
    e. look through her underwear drawer
    f. respect her privacy

    If you don't answer honest, you will get shrinkage...
Well, me being a rebel and non-conformist, I would have to say none of the above... I don't need to be that invasive to figure out things about people.

I would look at what she reads. What books she has will tell so much about her. What kind of music does she listen to? What's on her walls? Does she have any photographs of family or friends around.

Noticing one of these, and then engaging in conversation with her about them will reveal so much more than simply looking in her closets...

People don't realize how much their normal, boring, everyday living space can speak volumes about themselves...to those people who are perceptive enough to notice...


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/15/2005 5:08 pm

bardicman
AmberSolaire

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


tillerbabe 56F

11/15/2005 6:03 pm

Darius , HOW did you know my real name is "Russel"????


tillerbabe 56F

11/15/2005 6:12 pm

Ok. I have a question for the gentleman;

You're coming to my house for "Possum Pie" as TiT suggested, disregarding this gourmet delight; you are bringing gifts for my three Pit Bulls: Leto, Hector and Buddy. What will you bring them? (Possible BIG points here!!!!)


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/15/2005 6:39 pm

Mr. Boy, it's been rumoured the you sport a prehensil tail. Have you ever used it for double penetration on a date?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/15/2005 7:06 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Darius , HOW did you know my real name is "Russel"????
...can't....respond....

....ROFLMAO!!!!!.....

...can't....stop.....

...need.......help......

...help....

HAHAhahaahHAhHahhHAHhahHAhHhahHAHHhahAH.....


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/15/2005 9:35 pm

    Quoting HotLilSouthAngel:
    My question is to all:

    Do any of you have a hard south bend?
As a matter of fact, I do.

And I have the pictures to prove it...


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:31 am

    Quoting AmberSolaire:
    Me first to Mr boy.....does not participating in an online strip after committing yourself to it show:

    a.Dishonesty
    b.Cowardise
    c.A general lack of integrity
    d.Other...........
I understand the question Amber, and am glad you asked it.

While it may appear on the surface to be the first 3, it was infact a mix of b and d.

I was a little reluctant to bare all on the site seeing as I'm a fairly shy kind of guy. Read into that what you will ladies.

Fortunately or unfortunately, I had a large client requiring my expertise in the real world fly me down to the South Island for a week. This kept me away from my own machine etc etc.

To be honest Amber, I didn't think I would be missed, so I publicly apologise to you for that now.


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:33 am

    Quoting bardicman:
    My question is for bulging_boy also.

    If you were out in style with tillerbabe and she accidently called you by my name.... How you you react?
Mostly with surprise Bardman,

Although to reiterate the accuracy in Daphne's reply... I'm sure I'd cope given it was me she was with at the time.

That would mean more to me than a name.


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:34 am

    Quoting hotnympho81:
    This one is for all the boys: You have 24 hours to be a woman what would you do. She must be a celebrity so we all know who you are.
Interesting question Hotnympho,

Seeing as this is fantasy I think I'd be Janet Jackson...

Firstly I'd admit the tit thing was done on purpose.

Secondly I'd see if I really was a monkey

Then I'd spend the rest of the time playing with my bits


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:35 am

    Quoting barbiebunny:
    To all the boys:

    What part of the body will you run first in a massage to the lovely ladies and why?
Barbs,

I'd have to say the neck and shoulders. For me there's nothing more satisfying that seeing a lady relax as she has her neck and shoulders massaged.


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:36 am

    Quoting rm_titsandtires:
    this one's for all the guys... you've got one night with your lady before leaving on business for 6 weeks. what do you do for her to make sure she'll be yours when you get back?
Hiya tits

Tie her up


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:37 am

    Quoting silhouette2005:
    for all the studs:

    Imagine you're cozied up to Ms. Tiller when along comes Ms. Lips and she wants to join in the snuggle...who do you satisfy first?
Sil my favourite shadow puppet,

Given Ms Lips orientation, we'd both satisfy Ms Tiller.

And have a bloody good time of it too!


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:38 am

    Quoting anchcpl4fun:
    Mr. boy Your lady decides on the very first "playdate" she wants to tie you up. Then leaves you for an hour to catch her favorite show. How do you pay her back?
Hiya anch,

That's a question that *really* appeals to me.

I think to be honest, I'd sew a small remotely operated vibrating bullet into her panties and go to dinner with her parents.

I reckon halfway through desert, her orgasm should provide a nice distraction.

well... either that or steal into her profile and do lots of wierd shit.


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:39 am

    Quoting rm_vipercb:
    Ok This is for everyone:
    #1; things are getting hot and heavy on your date with either lady, when do you take the tube socks out of your pants?

    #2; whats the best thing to happen to you in the last week?
Viper,

WTF? LOL

I'd prefer her to take it out. After all... I'd be too busy.

Best thing?

That would have to be reuniting two friends here.
vipercb:


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:43 am

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    For all the guys...

    Beatles or Stones?

    Who is your most fantasized about celebrity and if you had to choose between a night with them or a night with your most fantasized about AdultFriendFinder member, and you knew they both wanted to bang you, which would you choose?
Hi Secret,

That's a toughie. I like them both, but to be honest... I'd have to go more for the Stones due to their rockier nature.

WTF? You been eating 'fucking difficult question pills' again?

Ordinarily I would say the celebrity, but I think... of late anyway... I'd much rather go with the AdultFriendFinder Member due to the greater liklihood that something long term would eventuate


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 2:44 am

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    If not you, who would you like to win the contest, and why?
Again Secret,

I already cast my vote for Luke, and was disappointed to see him go as quickly. I think Luke has more depth of character and would actually provide the ladies with intellectual stimulation.

Given Luke is out... I will change that to Albert Prince

A good solid Brit, who likes to drink piss... He will be guaranteed to bring them out of any dark cloud with his excellent sense of humour.


tillerbabe 56F

11/16/2005 3:41 am

Questions for all the guys:

Darius: DariusCole I'm in a "dive freaky bar". I'm wearing a red corset, collar, red latex pants, red stilhetto boots and drinking red merlot wine. I'm alone at the bar. You enter. How would you get me to go home with you?

Prince: PrinceAlbert You see me at the beach, tanning, thong and topless on my stomach - how would you get me to "roll over" and talk to you?

Amber: AmberSolaire We've skied all day, I'm tired, but I don't want to stay "in" -what do you suggest?

Boy: bulging_boy What joke would you tell me to make me laugh so hard my panties come off?

Siz: Sizzle364 You take me to a Dinner/Jazz club; what drink do you order for me? Who are we there to see?


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/16/2005 7:52 am

    Quoting silhouette2005:
    Mr. Cole - What is your hair color today? If the girls asked you to dye it pink...would you?
My hair color is it's normal brown...

And would I dye it pink? For the right woman (and the right incentive), hell yeah! Like I have said before, I can't see my hair, so I don't really care...(hey, that rhymes....lol.)


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/16/2005 7:59 am

    Quoting rm_vipercb:
    Ok This is for everyone:
    #1; things are getting hot and heavy on your date with either lady, when do you take the tube socks out of your pants?

    #2; whats the best thing to happen to you in the last week?
I take the tube socks out of my pants when it's time to play Twisted Puppet Theater...(I have some strange ideas of foreplay...)

Best thing to happen to me in the last week? That would be anytime I have chatted with puss...


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/16/2005 8:09 am

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    Amber - You think you're so hot, don't you?

    Darius - What's the secret behind getting the ladies to enjoy the occasional bitch session you indulge in?

    Siz - Is it true what they say? Who do you think in the competition has the smallest......tongue?

    Al - What brand you chugging? And what are you doing with your other hand?

    Bulge - How'd you burn off your eyebrows?



    Please no one hurt me.
I have no idea of the secret...I wasn't aware anyone really enjoyed that... Who knows? Maybe they just enjoyed the honesty...the raw passion...my absolute disregard of others opinions about me... I really don't know.

Anyone finds out though, please let me know...


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/16/2005 8:16 am

Ummmm...I am confused here...

Are bulging_boy

and

silhouette2005

having some sort of identity crisis? Same answers...different profiles? Hmmmm...

Bulge, you know there's medication for that, right?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/16/2005 10:28 am

Ok... I actually posted answers yesterday, but either Trav has a mandatory comment whore filter or a.f.f. is screwing up again... So anyway, here it goes...

DaphneR [post 120041]

Trav... Politely Eat as much as I could...

HotNympho... Angelina Jolie. So I could make Brad Pitt's life so much Hell that he went running back to Jennifer Aniston...thus giving Sizzle364 (me) an open opportunity to sooth her pain, when she returned and realized that Brad was gone...


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/16/2005 10:35 am

Barbie... Feet. Its Intimate and usually connected to several erogenous zones...if done right.

TitsNtires... I would take her to the place we went on our first date. Announce that is the anniversary of however long we have been dating and present her with a big cuddly gift to keep her warm, while I was away. I would then ake her home and make passionate love o her, until it was time to go. Before I left, I would get up while she was still sleeping or while she was inthe shower and I would plant little notes all around her house attached to Hershey's chocolate kisses. The notes would all have little things like... "Didn't want you to run out of kisses while I was away" or " You look like you could use a kiss right now..."

Silhouette... Tiller. It would only be polite...


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/16/2005 10:50 am

anchcpl4fun... Siz Don't sweat...lol. Return to the Limo, call my assistant and have her bring me a change of clothes. Change in the limo and return to the event like nothing happened. Bonus would be to drop a pair of handcuffs by her feet after we sat down...and explain that those are for her punishment...later...LOL!

ViperCB...A sock in my pants would be overkill... #2. God breathed life into my body and moved me closer to my goals

OneLittleSecret... The STONES!!! #2. Depends on how close I was getting to the star or the a.f.f. crush on a personal level. If it was only going to be sex with both of them, with no hope of anything more. I'd do the most jealous one first...or both of them together...
3. If not me, then I would probably want Darius to win...he just seems cool.
4. Is it true what they say about what? 5. Smallest tongue...? Toss up.

Redlips... I choose answer "G". I would ask her anything i wanted to know...beyond that, I would respect her privacy...Truth always comes to the light...


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/16/2005 11:01 am

Tiller... I would buy the doggies, Gourmet doggy deserts and treats from the Great escape Barkery's website and various chew toys...

Dinner @ Jazz club. Hmmm... Not sure if you are a Steak or Sea food lady. So I would probably speak personally to the Chef at Seldom Blues. Robert Porcher and Alexander Zonjic's restaurant on the riverfront and I would have them create a special buffet of steak, broasted chicken, shrimp, grilled salmon, crablegs and fresh vegatables... I'm a champagne or beer guy and enjoy a variety of drinks (OK, Trav...just say I'm a lush...lol). So I probably would already know 2 or 3 of your favorites by this time, just through general conversation. If not, I would probably suggest something like a Tequila Sunrise, Hypnotic Breeze, Kamikaze, Chocolate or Apple Martini or keep it simple with a bottle of Krug, Moet or Dom P. (Cris is for AFTER...in the relationship...LO


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/16/2005 11:06 am

I really, really, really hate that parentheses...LOL, faux pas, I keep making...

( LOL )


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 12:41 pm

    Quoting hotnympho81:
    This one is for all the boys: You have 24 hours to be a woman what would you do. She must be a celebrity so we all know who you are.
Was that what or who?lol

I would write a long list of what I planned to do, then pretend Im multitasking whilst saying very loudly" LOOK HOW MANY THINGS I CAN DO AT ONCE.MEN CANT DO THIS THEY ARE SOOOOOOO USELESS" before getting distracted down at the Cadburys factory and putting the bill for twenty tonnes of chocalate on my hubbys/lovers/boyfriends/nice man I flashed a smile at down ASDAs credit card.

Then say its the female perogative to do so if anyone queries me.


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 12:45 pm

    Quoting barbiebunny:
    To all the boys:

    What part of the body will you run first in a massage to the lovely ladies and why?
Would have to be the head, no contest here.

So that her jaw remains relaxed and I can pull her hair to maintain the perfect blowjob whilst Im doing it.



AmberSolaire


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 12:48 pm

    Quoting rm_titsandtires:
    this one's for all the guys... you've got one night with your lady before leaving on business for 6 weeks. what do you do for her to make sure she'll be yours when you get back?
I would never be apart from my loved one that long.She comes before business every time.


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 12:51 pm

    Quoting SibylBatchAxile:
    Okay, I have a question for Amber -

    You're having sex with this woman... And right before you cum, she tells you that she had a sex change operation...and used to be a man.

    Her name was Russell.

    What do you do?
answer take 1

I believe the correct way of phrasing it is :

" ohhhhhhhh yessssssssssss ahhhhhhhhh dont stop ..............Im cumminggggggggggggggggggggg russell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[as its only polite to let them know incase they dont feel up to swallowing and want to redirect]


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 12:53 pm

    Quoting SibylBatchAxile:
    Okay, I have a question for Amber -

    You're having sex with this woman... And right before you cum, she tells you that she had a sex change operation...and used to be a man.

    Her name was Russell.

    What do you do?
answer take 2

or should that be

" ohhhhhhhh yessssssssssss ahhhhhhhhh dont stop ..............Im cumminggggggggggggggggggggg silohette............I mean russell or is that bulging? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

lol


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 12:57 pm

    Quoting silhouette2005:
    for all the studs:

    Imagine you're cozied up to Ms. Tiller when along comes Ms. Lips and she wants to join in the snuggle...who do you satisfy first?
I would satisfy them both fully simultaniously, with the help of Mr Rabbit.

I am after all well versed, well toned , well practised at this,have good stamina and am ambidextrous............


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 1:02 pm

    Quoting rm_vipercb:
    Ok This is for everyone:
    #1; things are getting hot and heavy on your date with either lady, when do you take the tube socks out of your pants?

    #2; whats the best thing to happen to you in the last week?
Tube socks stay in along with the rest of the penis extension paraphenalia.lol Well at least until the lights are out and I can substitute my...

Mr extendor 2000 penis enhancer.......

last week would have to be getting a drink bought for me by a lady in a bar.In this country it never happens and many women even go out without money in the evening.


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 1:06 pm

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    For all the guys...

    Beatles or Stones?

    Who is your most fantasized about celebrity and if you had to choose between a night with them or a night with your most fantasized about AdultFriendFinder member, and you knew they both wanted to bang you, which would you choose?
Beatles every time.

Asia Argento.
She would win purely because my most fantasised about AdultFriendFinder member is married and hubby doesnt know.I dont believe this is right and hence would not even consider compromising my morals.She will have to remain the glorious fantasy that she is............


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 1:15 pm

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    If not you, who would you like to win the contest, and why?
This is a hard one as each of my opponants has different strengths and flaws.

DC has come up with some good lines, but overall just has that aura of being slighty too, how can one say "rehearsed" if you know what I mean.

AP is playing the fool , but is good at it and does it well.

Mr 364 hasnt produced his best and is what I would call a comfort zone companion.Choose him and you cant go far wrong but is that extra vra vra vroom going to be there?.

Mr Boy seems to have a split personality, however I hear thats common in New Zealanders and I wont hold it against him.

and I would have said luke but hes gone..........

So I would have to say Darius because he is paying me tons of dosh and says I can borrow her on his day off.lol


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 1:17 pm

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    Amber - You think you're so hot, don't you?

    Darius - What's the secret behind getting the ladies to enjoy the occasional bitch session you indulge in?

    Siz - Is it true what they say? Who do you think in the competition has the smallest......tongue?

    Al - What brand you chugging? And what are you doing with your other hand?

    Bulge - How'd you burn off your eyebrows?



    Please no one hurt me.
Think? no way I know I am.See I got this mirror of the evil stepmother of Snow White............


AmberSolaire 42M

11/16/2005 1:22 pm

    Quoting redlipsprincess:
    for the boys...

    you have a nice dinner with your lovely lady, you go back to her place...

    You are curious and want to know more about her:

    when given the chance...do you:

    a. look in her fridge and cupboards
    b. look in her medicine cabinet
    c. look at her cell phone
    d. look through her purse
    e. look through her underwear drawer
    f. respect her privacy

    If you don't answer honest, you will get shrinkage...
Nice try Redlips however I wouldnt as I wouldnt need too...........I will trust the PI for all that sort of info.I like to do my research.

All except for one in Tillers case.For her I would have negotiated a bone for underwear drawer exchange with Buddy.


tillerbabe 56F

11/16/2005 4:03 pm

Very Good Amber, (nice research.....) {=}


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/16/2005 5:18 pm

Actually a fair assessment Amber as far as the comfort thing. Probably because I am looking for that completion. Kinda tired of the friends with benefits thing and want something real, but as to can I...SIZZLE... bring the vra vra voom a/k/a THE HEAT????
They don't call me Sizzle for Nothing..

F#@K ALL NIGHT The Dream that won't let Me Sleep part II
F#@K ALL NIGHT part II So what are you wearing?
Foreplay 101 Her First Black Man I, II & III


spoldrtn812 51F  
1056 posts
11/16/2005 6:09 pm

how does one become a contestant? I missed that part?

Please, Sign my Guestbook Screw me!


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/16/2005 7:24 pm

Given Ms Lips orientation, we'd both satisfy Ms Tiller.

And have a bloody good time of it too!


care to CLARIFY that one???

TTFN


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:28 am

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    My question is for Mr. Albert...

    If caught in a life raft in the middle of the ocean with either of our two contestants... what would you do to survive?
Being the gent that I am, I would remove one of my legs and grill it lightly in olive oil and herbs so that my lovely lady would have something to eat.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:29 am

    Quoting hotnympho81:
    This one is for all the boys: You have 24 hours to be a woman what would you do. She must be a celebrity so we all know who you are.
I think I would have to be Angelina Jolie and I would play with my breasts for 24 hours


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:31 am

    Quoting barbiebunny:
    To all the boys:

    What part of the body will you run first in a massage to the lovely ladies and why?
I always start with the back, to get them relaxed and from there I can move on to the more sensitive parts


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:32 am

    Quoting rm_titsandtires:
    this one's for all the guys... you've got one night with your lady before leaving on business for 6 weeks. what do you do for her to make sure she'll be yours when you get back?
I have no doubt, that whatever I do, it will be enough to make her want more - she'll be waiting!


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:34 am

    Quoting silhouette2005:
    for all the studs:

    Imagine you're cozied up to Ms. Tiller when along comes Ms. Lips and she wants to join in the snuggle...who do you satisfy first?
I would lay back and let the ladies take over, perhaps if I was lucky, they would actually include me in the fun.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:36 am

    Quoting rm_vipercb:
    Ok This is for everyone:
    #1; things are getting hot and heavy on your date with either lady, when do you take the tube socks out of your pants?

    #2; whats the best thing to happen to you in the last week?
I actually have a very realistic prosthetic penis that doesn't need to be removed and therefore have no need for tube socks.

My date at the night club with the bachelorette.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:39 am

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    For all the guys...

    Beatles or Stones?

    Who is your most fantasized about celebrity and if you had to choose between a night with them or a night with your most fantasized about AdultFriendFinder member, and you knew they both wanted to bang you, which would you choose?
Beatles every time.

Meg Ryan or an A F F'er? I would choose the A F F'er, celebrities are for fantasies only. My A F F partner would hopefully come back for more.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:40 am

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    If not you, who would you like to win the contest, and why?
If not me, then I think darius. I like his sense of humour.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:41 am

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    Amber - You think you're so hot, don't you?

    Darius - What's the secret behind getting the ladies to enjoy the occasional bitch session you indulge in?

    Siz - Is it true what they say? Who do you think in the competition has the smallest......tongue?

    Al - What brand you chugging? And what are you doing with your other hand?

    Bulge - How'd you burn off your eyebrows?



    Please no one hurt me.
Grolsch is my choice whenever possible, and I'm usually typing with the other hand.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:42 am

    Quoting redlipsprincess:
    for the boys...

    you have a nice dinner with your lovely lady, you go back to her place...

    You are curious and want to know more about her:

    when given the chance...do you:

    a. look in her fridge and cupboards
    b. look in her medicine cabinet
    c. look at her cell phone
    d. look through her purse
    e. look through her underwear drawer
    f. respect her privacy

    If you don't answer honest, you will get shrinkage...
I can't afford shrinkage so the honest answer is respect her privacy. If I need to know I'll ask.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:44 am

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Ok. I have a question for the gentleman;

    You're coming to my house for "Possum Pie" as TiT suggested, disregarding this gourmet delight; you are bringing gifts for my three Pit Bulls: Leto, Hector and Buddy. What will you bring them? (Possible BIG points here!!!!)
I'd bring my son Jake. He loves dogs and would take them down on the beach for a couple of hours.

They would have lots of fun and exercise, and hopefully so would we.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:46 am

    Quoting silhouette2005:
    Mr. Prince - The girls want you to quit smoking, how can they convince you to do it?
Bad question for me. I have never smoked, never even tasted one.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:48 am

    Quoting HotLilSouthAngel:
    My question is to all:

    Do any of you have a hard south bend?
Straight as a die, and there are pictures in my albums if you need to check.


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:53 am

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Questions for all the guys:

    Darius: DariusCole I'm in a "dive freaky bar". I'm wearing a red corset, collar, red latex pants, red stilhetto boots and drinking red merlot wine. I'm alone at the bar. You enter. How would you get me to go home with you?

    Prince: PrinceAlbert You see me at the beach, tanning, thong and topless on my stomach - how would you get me to "roll over" and talk to you?

    Amber: AmberSolaire We've skied all day, I'm tired, but I don't want to stay "in" -what do you suggest?

    Boy: bulging_boy What joke would you tell me to make me laugh so hard my panties come off?

    Siz: Sizzle364 You take me to a Dinner/Jazz club; what drink do you order for me? Who are we there to see?
I'd come and sit beside you, and try one of my infamous lines. Maybe "Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
for my dreams."


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:58 am

And finally my question for my fellow competitors.

Why did I enter this contest?


AlbertPrince 58M

11/17/2005 5:58 am

And finally my question for my fellow competitors.

Why did I enter this contest? That's me, by the way, not you!


starlight_runner 39F

11/17/2005 12:05 pm

has anyone here got a criminal record , and if so what 4.Be honest please peeps.

kisses Star


bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 6:02 pm

    Quoting redlipsprincess:
    for the boys...

    you have a nice dinner with your lovely lady, you go back to her place...

    You are curious and want to know more about her:

    when given the chance...do you:

    a. look in her fridge and cupboards
    b. look in her medicine cabinet
    c. look at her cell phone
    d. look through her purse
    e. look through her underwear drawer
    f. respect her privacy

    If you don't answer honest, you will get shrinkage...
Princess,

It would be f

Anything I need to know... she will tell me eventually.


bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 6:04 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Ok. I have a question for the gentleman;

    You're coming to my house for "Possum Pie" as TiT suggested, disregarding this gourmet delight; you are bringing gifts for my three Pit Bulls: Leto, Hector and Buddy. What will you bring them? (Possible BIG points here!!!!)
Tiller,

As this one's for the dogs, I'd bring them each a cat of their own


bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 6:05 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Mr. Boy, it's been rumoured the you sport a prehensil tail. Have you ever used it for double penetration on a date?
Unfortunately not Daphne,

I use the tail for penetration, but lack the length in my standard member, so I remain a single hole only guy... marsupial... whatever.

Thank god for the tail I say


bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 6:07 pm

    Quoting silhouette2005:
    bulge - What is the proper heating time for the hot oil that you might use during love making?
Ummmm Sil,

After my last efforts I've given up on oil.

I just rub my dates in butter now


bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 6:10 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Questions for all the guys:

    Darius: DariusCole I'm in a "dive freaky bar". I'm wearing a red corset, collar, red latex pants, red stilhetto boots and drinking red merlot wine. I'm alone at the bar. You enter. How would you get me to go home with you?

    Prince: PrinceAlbert You see me at the beach, tanning, thong and topless on my stomach - how would you get me to "roll over" and talk to you?

    Amber: AmberSolaire We've skied all day, I'm tired, but I don't want to stay "in" -what do you suggest?

    Boy: bulging_boy What joke would you tell me to make me laugh so hard my panties come off?

    Siz: Sizzle364 You take me to a Dinner/Jazz club; what drink do you order for me? Who are we there to see?
Tiller?

I didn't think you wore panties. I'd probably tell you about the time... oh fuck... there is NO way I'm mentioning that here!

NO WAY


bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 6:48 pm

    Quoting onelittlesecret:
    Amber - You think you're so hot, don't you?

    Darius - What's the secret behind getting the ladies to enjoy the occasional bitch session you indulge in?

    Siz - Is it true what they say? Who do you think in the competition has the smallest......tongue?

    Al - What brand you chugging? And what are you doing with your other hand?

    Bulge - How'd you burn off your eyebrows?



    Please no one hurt me.
Secret,

I had to burn them off... it was like a fucking outcrop of hair. I couldn't see.

I was like that hairy bastard from the Addams family


AlbertPrince 58M

11/18/2005 12:35 am

No criminal records Star, but I do have some by The Police.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/18/2005 11:37 am

Star...No criminal records. Unless you count parking tickets when I was in my 20's going to college...LOL.

Lucious...LOL. You must have watched that 40 days movie with Josh Hartnett recently..LOL.

1. I faked an orgasm. Once. Long time ago...Was on round three and couldn't cum, just kept going and going. My partner was starting to get sore and I didn't want to cause her discomfort, but I knew the type of person she was, she would have been angry at herself, if she didn't get me off. She is a Pleaser person, like me...

2. Don't know why I would lie about what I fantasize about. LOL. It varies. Either a past encounter, mutual enjoyment in the moment, porno or that commercial with the dancing M&M's...LOL. (ok, I'm kidding about the m&m's...)

3. Hmmm...to be fucked and sucked dry, by an insatiable woman, hellbent on keeping me and on exploring every fantasy she has ever had...

4. Depends on the moment. I am extremely flexible. Besides new toys come out often...LOL.

PS. Gentlemen can be freaky and Freaks can act like gentlemen...heh heh...


AlbertPrince 58M

11/20/2005 4:15 am

    Quoting rm_lucioustulip:
    My questions are for all of guys:
    1. Have you ever faked an orgasm, and if so why?
    2. While masterbating what do you fantasize about, don't lie?
    3. What do you want to try(sexually), that you hope to with Tiller and I?
    4. The lucky winner of this contest is out with either Tiller or myself, and we've been out all night partying. We are a little tipsy and decide to go to an adult store. What would you buy for me there that you would plan to use(or see) later on me.

    Thank you gentlemen or Freaks, we'll see who's what with your answers. Good Luck to all.
1) Unfortunately not, I prefer to do without than fake it.

2) Usually unattainable women: friend's wives, that sort of thing.

3) That's exactly what I would like to try - you AND Tiller

4) Handcuffs


AmberSolaire 42M

11/20/2005 4:17 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Ok. I have a question for the gentleman;

    You're coming to my house for "Possum Pie" as TiT suggested, disregarding this gourmet delight; you are bringing gifts for my three Pit Bulls: Leto, Hector and Buddy. What will you bring them? (Possible BIG points here!!!!)
and still the questions come.........

I think the best gift of all is time.I would therefore devote my energies to each for a day.Of course the others and their mistress are more than welcome to join us should they say so...

For Hector we would construct a special gaurdhouse at the corner of the yard where he can be master of all he surveys.There will be a special step so he can look down the street watching out for his Mistresses return and a ramp for easy access.Theres will also be a comfy bed for the times when he needs to snuggle as well as an automatic "gift dispenser" which he can nuzzle to produce a different rodent for presentation whenever anyone arrives.It will be sufficiently raised so that he can gaurd the house and garden with ease and see all that is going on.
We will design and construct it together, and he will of course have his name over the door so he can indicate to Buddy and Leto that it is indeed his if they go getting ideas about taking it over.

For Buddy Its beach time.I heard that hes in need of some frisbee stlye lessons.Lucky Im the man for the job! so its time for a class.See Beach skills- Pt1 The Frisbee Hammer Throw..After which he will be able to impress all the ladies with his aerial aerobics and hopefully not land on his tail son much.lol
Afterwards he will be presented with his own special rare XL spangle assisted deluxe waterproof frisbee to keep.See Tattler Backpages for its history.

and as for Leto schpeeeeeeeeedddoooo Every princess needs a manservant to devote scratching and playing time, or even just to flick the channels for her if lifting the remote is too much!!!!So my day is hers to do as she desires.

Then hopefully if they have enjoyed themselves I will let them take me for WALKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS........




AmberSolaire 42M

11/20/2005 4:22 pm

    Quoting HotLilSouthAngel:
    My question is to all:

    Do any of you have a hard south bend?
Hot Lil I have no idea what a hard south bend is and have been told its impolite to discuss politics when dating so Im afraid I will have to give that a miss.


AmberSolaire 42M

11/20/2005 4:32 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    Questions for all the guys:

    Darius: DariusCole I'm in a "dive freaky bar". I'm wearing a red corset, collar, red latex pants, red stilhetto boots and drinking red merlot wine. I'm alone at the bar. You enter. How would you get me to go home with you?

    Prince: PrinceAlbert You see me at the beach, tanning, thong and topless on my stomach - how would you get me to "roll over" and talk to you?

    Amber: AmberSolaire We've skied all day, I'm tired, but I don't want to stay "in" -what do you suggest?

    Boy: bulging_boy What joke would you tell me to make me laugh so hard my panties come off?

    Siz: Sizzle364 You take me to a Dinner/Jazz club; what drink do you order for me? Who are we there to see?
Tiller seeing as its nearly Christmas I would think it would be an idea to visit Santa in his grotto.I hope youve been a good girl this year.lol

Wrap up warm.First we would have to do some hard riding witrh a big throbbing.....engine between you legs as we skidoo to the edge of the mountain, where we will parapent down through the crisp night air with the mountain villages lit up like fairy dwellings beneath us.

We will land and share a quick gluewhein to warm up amidst the furs during our husky sled ride through the forest before seeing the big man.

Then we will have a more sedate reindeer sleigh ride back to our chalet bearing our new pressies that cant be opened under any circumstances till christmas day.

We will finish up unwinding and easing away the aches of the day in the outdoor jucuzzi.


AmberSolaire 42M

11/20/2005 4:38 pm

    Quoting AlbertPrince:
    And finally my question for my fellow competitors.

    Why did I enter this contest? That's me, by the way, not you!
AP at a rough guess you entered to woo the women you have lusted after since you first saw her profile?

or was it because you were stapled to Tillers arse and had no choice?lol

Most likely it was as you had run out of things to do here after your strip, and not being a great reader wanted something to get involved in so you had an excuse for spending time on AdultFriendFinder which you could justify as research whilst drooling over naughty pictures.

am I close?


AmberSolaire 42M

11/20/2005 4:40 pm

    Quoting starlight_runner:
    has anyone here got a criminal record , and if so what 4.Be honest please peeps.

    kisses Star
I have a few speeding fines.lol but hey theres no point owning a sports car and not testing the top speed is there.lol


AmberSolaire 42M

11/20/2005 4:50 pm

    Quoting rm_lucioustulip:
    My questions are for all of guys:
    1. Have you ever faked an orgasm, and if so why?
    2. While masterbating what do you fantasize about, don't lie?
    3. What do you want to try(sexually), that you hope to with Tiller and I?
    4. The lucky winner of this contest is out with either Tiller or myself, and we've been out all night partying. We are a little tipsy and decide to go to an adult store. What would you buy for me there that you would plan to use(or see) later on me.

    Thank you gentlemen or Freaks, we'll see who's what with your answers. Good Luck to all.
and finally Miss Lucioustulip.It would be a pleasure to answer your questions let me pull up the bed..........

1.Yes.The testes were empty.
2.It varies but my most prevelant one at the moment is my meeting with D at the airport after she has ditched her husband.The feelings are more intense than lust or desire, its more a type of primaeval need to be together in each others arms which makes me hard and in need of release just thinking about it.
3.Thats too premeditated for me.I prefer to act as the course takes me, and react to each person as an individual.Everyones buttons are different and everything can be used in some way or another if you have the right imagination.WEG
4.I would turn the sign on the door to closed and buy the store for the night along with the affections/attentions of the pretty brunette shop assistant who I noticed you giving the once over as we enetered.

Why wait for later?


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