That's It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am now Gay!  

travelingintexas 41M
9/8/2005 9:11 pm
That's It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am now Gay!

Background Music:
Milli Vanilli

I give up. I am done with the women of this site. Wanna know why? Ok Fine! I will tell you why!

Perfect example... your_gypsy at your_gypsy is from Texas. Does she ever come visit me at my site? Nope. She visits everyone else but does she come by me? NOPE!

I proposed marriage to four different women today and not one of them said yes.

wetpantyslut2 at wetpantyslut2 never returns my emails.
I went to visit straightten2002 at her blog [blog straightten2002]. I was just laughing at the way she was kicking men around in her blog and the next thing I know.... I am freaking face first in a bowl of cheese nips and struggling for air.

Finally, there was a new girl on my blog today Sweetest_Sin_Jes with a new blog at Sweetest_Sin_Jes and I fell in love there too. I went and looked at her profile and SHE is married. So I give up.

You can't stop me! I am going over.

Until Further Notice I am Now Gay!
Unless I can again be persuaded otherwise

However, in my new found gayness I have new rules that must be followed to the letter.

1) Nothing ever, never, ever, never goes in my hinney. Never.
2) I am a giver not a receiver. Givers are blessed etc.
3) You may not touch my man boobs.
4) No smootching. Ewwwwwwwwwwww I may be gay now but I don't have to like it.
5) I will still dress like I am gay.
6) You may not ask me to marry you before the first date.
7) I shall be referred to as Heterosapien. Not Gay.
8- I am celibate.

Thank you for following my instructions carefully.

ThumbChickStool 33F

9/9/2005 12:54 am

Now now trav, you gave up too soon. How many times do I have to tell you to come to Vegas? Plenty of hot young ladies drunk enough to do almost anyone. Easy pickins for a hot guy like you. And if you do insist on being... heterosapien as you say, well then, there are plenty of hot gay guys as well. Never mind the abundance of Starbucks and cow boy hangouts, you'll have me!

BTW, it's their loss. All the better for you. Now you get to go home to someone different every night. YAY!!

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/9/2005 3:55 am

ROFLMAO oh you poor boy it must be totally devastating for you and your such a cutie too

can I perhaps be allowed to persuade you away from the hinney rule

I have some particular gifts and am exceptionally gentle

female too boot


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/9/2005 6:17 am

*rolls eyes* Isn't that JUST like a man?
Look back through his previous posts...women falling at his feet. Does that matter? Is he content with having his own lil stable of beautiful & willing women? Nooooooooooo. Off he wanders, bumping around in Blogland until he finds women he can't have. GAWD Trav...yer such a guy!
Gay men beware. You wont fare any better. Once he has his stable of pretty boys, he will go off in search of leather clad macho men.

SJ *giggling*

patsam69 51M/51F

9/9/2005 6:26 am

you are way to cute to throw in the towel already! Come on! at least be bisexual! LOL

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
9/9/2005 7:16 am

Oh good, so at least I'm not missing anything then.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/9/2005 7:27 am

LMFAO...well since you're gay now, that leaves me out.

(covers 5's ass with blanket...sneaks back out window)

dano6332 56M

9/9/2005 7:49 am

Hey Trav, Can you direct any hetero action my way? I could use the help. Besides think of how nice your place is going to look when you get done redecorating (just a joke not trying to offend anyone).
Well good luck with the whole lifestyle change and let us know how that works for you.

NeedSumfromU 54F

9/9/2005 7:51 am

*makes note to self to visit with Traveling about the whole "NOTHING" near my ass stuff*

{=} NeedSum

rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/9/2005 8:01 am

Hey T, Isn't being Gay in Texas illegal? Check it out, there are old laws on the books, written back in the day. I know if you are caught being Gay for the 1st time the authorities will remove your ring finger on your right hand. The 2nd time it is your middle finger on your right hand. And, don't you all have a convention in Dallas every year around football time where you all get together in the Cotton Bowl and wave your two fingered hands around in the air? Kind of like a celebration or something? You know what I am talking about here, don't you? You have been warned...........

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/9/2005 9:28 am

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you poor man.. and here I was thinking, hoping that maybe you were actually gonna leave taht small state and come visit me up here.. T


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/9/2005 10:41 am

**sends trav the words to YMCA and I will survive** here bro ure gonna need it.

(Princess Lips)

9/9/2005 11:02 am

Can I watch?



9/9/2005 12:57 pm

Perhaps you are setting your sights on the wrong women still,,, Does this mean if you are now gay we now have to grease the rope with KY so you are able to take it.Does this also mean I have to hide my makeup etc from you ,

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/9/2005 3:32 pm


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/9/2005 3:36 pm


Due to previous obligations, Gypsy may or may not be able to visit this weekend. Please forward all comments to me, her self-appointed stand-in/secretary until her return. I'm sure she will have plenty to say then!

Yours graciously, DT

Wait...I'm not standing in for everything, lol...

digdug41 49M

9/9/2005 3:37 pm

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao, hey man the parts dont fit aint nothing like the punany and no offense to anyone who gets down like that to each his own

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

__Huntress__ 55M/58F

9/9/2005 5:33 pm

I can't stand it ... I'm in my office at lunchtime ... visiting blogville ... came across this and ... very loudly ... start laughing my a-- off ... which is then followed by the sound of, "OMG what's so funny?", coming from our 73 year old receptionist who never hears the phone ring but could clearly hear me laughing ... then a quick switch of my screen as she opens my door ... and I end up looking like I've completely lost my mind with nothing but a blank screen in front of me ... !

Thanks Tex !

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
9/9/2005 6:02 pm

It takes a real man to post something like that. Most men have fragile egos, and would never ever EVER admit that, EVEN if they were joking. God, the more I learn about you, the more intrigued I am.


KhaosKitty 42F
123 posts
9/9/2005 9:05 pm

Does this mean that you DON'T want to come have pancakes with me now? My feelings are hurt. Now I may have to switch sides in retaliation. Any of you cute girls looking for some fun?

34andahalf4Utwo 49M/44F

9/10/2005 12:19 am

Khaos and Traveling have switch sides? OH MY GOD! This could work out well, since me and the misses haven't made up our minds yet. You did well at least chosing one side or the other 'cause when you're bi, it gets confusing wanting to screw everyone you meet!!LOL PS, you just messed-up a bunch of activists arguments that nobody 'choses' to be lmbo...

lushgirl69 49F

9/10/2005 9:44 am

Doll, trust me.....Most girlsHave to get used to the anal approach and if it hasn't been your cup of tea so far, it might be a bad idea to jump in this late in the I hear that prostrate stimulation has big payoffs....lololol

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/10/2005 10:38 am

1. Wasn't peeking at 5's sexy hinney...I was covering it to protect it from your new found heterospaieness. (exit only sayd the stalking bitch)

2. Gypsy grovel? About as likely as me stooping to such low. We're twins you know...give you any kind of lusty visuals hetero boy?

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
9/10/2005 3:18 pm

Oh traveling baby, I apologized to you for the headlock. Oh can I make it up to you dear one, I know here are 5 kisses and a wink Sorry Doll You know I love ya.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

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