Some People Need to be Taken Out Back.... Caption Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

travelingintexas 41M
posts
6/15/2006 10:28 pm
Some People Need to be Taken Out Back.... Caption Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caption Up!!! Caption Up!!!

I don't even know what to say about this one. Some people's children I suppose...

Ya know what that means right????? It is time to Caption the dumbass!!!!

For those new to this, write a funny, serious, or anything in between caption for this picture!

Trav

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Caption Weekend History!
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OboesHonedIambs 62F

6/15/2006 11:09 pm

"Gives a whole new meaning to 'Pinhead!'"

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


hotandhorny107 58F

6/15/2006 11:14 pm

This is where I want to be pierced..


TripleHARD3 56M

6/15/2006 11:27 pm

'serially hung out 2 dry'

'be all you can be'

'caption courageous'


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/15/2006 11:37 pm

Trav,

My caption:

There were no fatalities when the Acme Clothespin Factory exploded this afternoon, but multiple injuries were taken care of on the scene.

NG61...slipping back into the shadows...


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
6/16/2006 12:43 am

Imma get a world record for this..................


TripleHARD3 56M

6/16/2006 3:29 am

ArkleBar is that you?


earthShiva 59M

6/16/2006 3:47 am

Don't you want to get clothes to me?


rm_herestill 56M

6/16/2006 4:57 am

Tha abdomitable clothes pin monkey!


cookiequeen1000 53F

6/16/2006 5:39 am

I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille.


bulging_boy 49M

6/16/2006 6:07 am

Paranoid Stan took whatever steps he felt neccessary to ensure his face stayed where it should.


want2play926 45F

6/16/2006 10:13 am

Made the Guinness Book of World Records for the Biggest Idiot


want2play926 45F

6/16/2006 10:16 am

"It is either this or I go back to looking like a Shar-Pei"

and

"I wanted a face lift, but this was cheaper"


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/16/2006 12:21 pm

With HMO coverage the way it is, Ralph had to resort to measures other than plastic surgery to achive the human porcupine look he so dearly wanted.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/16/2006 12:23 pm

    Quoting bulging_boy:
    Paranoid Stan took whatever steps he felt neccessary to ensure his face stayed where it should.
necessary

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/16/2006 1:20 pm

Ouch! Motherfucking OUCH!

"ROAR! Now do I look like the lion from The Wizard of Oz?"

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
6/16/2006 1:21 pm

In a submissive meak voice, "You missed that spot in the middle of my top lip, Mistress."

DustStormDiva


TTigerAtty 62M

6/16/2006 1:42 pm

The NEW 'Bloomin' Clothespin Man' from Outback Steakhouse


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/16/2006 6:13 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    With HMO coverage the way it is, Ralph had to resort to measures other than plastic surgery to achive the human porcupine look he so dearly wanted.
achieve

*cough*


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


twirly_girl 47F

6/16/2006 6:34 pm

"Hurry up dumbass! Take the picture! My face is going numb!"

-Nikki


micahbiguns 50M

6/16/2006 8:34 pm

The newest form of hazing at Texas A&M


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
6/17/2006 12:01 am

Guess how many jelly beans are in this asshole's head?


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
6/17/2006 12:05 am

Is that Joan Rivers or Michael Jackson?

Hmmm-I put the crazy glue on...and...


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
6/17/2006 10:19 am

sorry-that burger king jingle is still running thru my mind-big fucking chicken...


goodatpoetry2 66M
12376 posts
6/17/2006 11:45 am

I thought it was a cat, and I tried to pet it.
Hell, I never seen a porcupine before!


Steel_Legs 58M/F

6/18/2006 5:19 am

Can't you just use a bag for the clothes pins, like other Grandmas?
Steel (Lee)


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
6/18/2006 10:45 am

Although miraculously unharmed by the tornado that hit while she was hanging her laundry, it took paramedics two hours to disengage the clothespins from Myrtle Watkins.


Addy19742 42F

6/19/2006 7:37 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look Mom no hands!


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
6/19/2006 9:13 pm

"Nooooo....you dumbass, when I said we were going to attatch these to your dickhead, I meant the other end!!!"


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


jazz_in_my_soul 46M
60 posts
6/20/2006 12:08 pm

Stan discovers that the office pantry has now switched to decaf.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/21/2006 9:46 pm

DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

Blogging more than 3 hours per day will turn your head into a clothes pin magnet.


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